How would आप react if someone came to your door and said, "Hapy Anniversary! Five years have passed since I've been stalking you!"

....Where's my present?

That would be so FUN!!!
I'd be like "Wow,five years have passed already? I knew that a mysterious झाड़ी, बुश kept following me around the mall"!!

For the last time Edward leave me alone. -_-' *Slams door*

Depends on the person...if it was a creepy person, या even a normal person I knew, I'd be very creeped out, if it was a creepy person या even normal person I didn't know...I'd still be super creeped out...either way I'd call the cops, & probably ask them the reason they've been stalking me since I was 10...


There could be a good side to this, if it was the sexiest guy you've ever laid eyes on, that would be like, awesome...I'd thank God, jump in his arms, & live happily ever after...

I'd probably tell them "I hope I sufficently bored you," and if they say, no you're fascinating I'd add, "In those five years, आप did learn that the sheriff is my neighbor right, and if I call him he will be here in minutes." yeah, the sheriff actually is my neighbor so I'm सुरक्षित in that respect.

I would stare at the कहा person in shock and fear, and then grab one of the swords या butcher knives in my house. xD

oh yes, thank u. uhhhh yea can u get me some tacos

I would run to the phone and call the police O_O
Unless the person stalking me was Victor वैन, वान Dort from Corpse Bride, then i'de किस him >w<

Laugh at the thought that i was being stalked for that long.

Depends on who it was, if it was a friend id just laugh, if it was some बिना सोचे समझे person on someone i dislike id grab either a glock या ak47 whichever's closer (:

I would say, "Yeah, here's a card. Happy Anniversary!"
Then I'd run screaming and call the police.

Hah only......im stalking आप way longer......

*stares at बिना सोचे समझे person*

I'd say, "One: you're psycho. Two: you're a creep. Three: *hand him my eyeglasses* आप need these और than I do."

"...Wait, so आप know about the dead bodies that I've buried in my backyard?"
*Hold चाकू behind back if he goes 'Yep!'*

i'd have to lock him in my basement, he knows to much... :)

i'll slam my door right infront of his face XD