बिना सोचे समझे Questions. Funniest जवाब gets प्रॉप्स :3

1) Hello!
Hi.
2) Ca va?
Huh?
3) Soooo...what are आप doing tomorrow? :3
Living, hopefully.
4) What are आप wearing?
Nunya beeswax.
5) To much info! DX
:P
6) this isn't a question?
Then what is it?
7) What's the best compliment you've ever recived?
"You're weird."
8) What's your प्रिय song?
Carry On, Wayward Son (currently)
9) Who's the coolest person आप know?
The snowman I built a couple years ago. He's dead now. :S
10) Are आप a boy या girl?
I'll put it this way- if you're a girl, I'm not interested. If you're a boy, let me see a picture.
11) Have आप ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
A what?
12) आप thougfht I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
Don't know, just waited for the पंच line.
13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
Poor little you.
14) I hate you!
Right back atcha, jerk.
15) I was just kidding!!!
I would hope so. *hugs*
16) I know आप are but what am I?
That's up to you, ain't it?
17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
Are आप a demon? Let me see your eyes. *grabs salt and iron* Oh, and I'll take my "*hugs*" back, too.
18) I'm not putting a सवाल here! Got a problemwith it?!
Nope, especially after the last one.
19) Only one और question...
Okay...
20) PSYCH! XD
Jerk.
21) Did I fool you?
Not really.
22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to आप at school?
Didn't someone ask that सवाल on its own on this spot before?
23) At a store?
I was a penny short once. Nothing else.
24) In bed?
WTF???
25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last सवाल would be और explicit...
Like, HELL no!
26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Dammit, who sang that song again...?
27) Well that's alright becaudse I प्यार the way it hurts
That's your choice, bud. *mutters* Weirdo...
28) guess what song im listening to!
The one आप just quoted?
29) Ok...serously...this अगला सवाल is the last one! I SWEAR!
Yeah, sure it is.
30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.TT
Let go, आप lunatic! *runs away as fast as possible*

1) Hello!
How yoo do-in?
2) Ca va?
No, I don't speak...... Italian?
3) Soooo...what are आप doing tomorrow? :3
Play your cards right, and I might just end up doing you.
4) What are आप wearing?
Clothes. Sexy clothes.
5) To much info! DX
Hey, आप asked.
6) this isn't a question?
This isn't an answer?
7) What's the best compliment you've ever received?
"You're a freak. आप should be ashamed."
8) What's your प्रिय song?
One with a melody.
9) Who's the coolest person आप know?
That guy that lives in my freezer.
10) Are आप a boy या girl?
I'm a robot. From the future. A future where everyone is genderless and we are reproduced through science.
11) Have आप ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
Oh yeah. आप know it. It was like an orgasm in my mouth.
12) आप thought I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
I thought आप were going to say... आप know... bungee jumped off of a volcanic building in Hawaii? Yeah, because people say that all the time, आप know?
13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
ORLY? Thirteen is a good number. Really it is. I like numbers that end in 3. Yeah. Those numbers are the best.
14) I hate you!
YES!!
15) I was just kidding!!!
WHAAAT?! OH NO SHE DI'N!
16) I know आप are but what am I?
I know I am but what are you?
17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
No, it means that to be evil is to live.
18) I'm not putting a सवाल here! Got a problem with it?!
Actually, आप just पोस्टेड one. At the very end. With the सवाल mark. See it?
19) Only one और question...
Naw... I don't believe it.
20) PSYCH! XD
OH REALLY?
21) Did I fool you?
Not really. No. I totally saw it coming. Really, I did. All I did was scroll down.
22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to आप at school?
This one time, a bomb exploded right over head, and a bunch of यूनिकॉर्न and rainbows exploded with it, and they crashed down into the middle of my science room, and we rode them around the track. Good times.
23) At a store?
See above.
24) In bed?
I WOULD put down something really perverted but some little kid might read it.... so I just won't answer...
25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last सवाल would be और explicit...
Funny आप should say that....
26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
SHUT UP, RHIANNA, या I'LL THROW SOME GASOLINE ON YOU!
27) Well that's alright because I प्यार the way it hurts
That's what she said.
28) guess what song im listening to!
The alphabet song! The lyrics from the last two सवालों are soooo from the alphabet song.
29) Ok...serously...this अगला सवाल is the last one! I SWEAR!
I see no question! LIES!
30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.TT
OSHIT! JOE! GRAB THE MACHINE GUN AND CALL THE ASYLUM! LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A RABID ONE!

1) Hello!
SUP!!

2) Ca va?
Oui?

3) Soooo...what are आप doing tomorrow? :3
Going to the moon... या sleeping... hopefuly

4) What are आप wearing?
cloths... why do आप ask

5) To much info! DX
TMI... that is just so discusting!!

6) this isn't a question?
well then this can't be an answer...

7) What's the best compliment you've ever recived?
आप are looking smokin hot today... या आप sound like dark vator

8) What's your प्रिय song?
The Climb... NOT

9) Who's the coolest person आप know?
...MYSELF... या my best friend... hes like the boy version of me

10) Are आप a boy या girl?
Both

11) Have आप ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
Only in the country of ruffle

12) आप thougfht I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
Well i did not thougfh but i did think...

13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
well 14 is not yours and not mine either... its bobs... आप don't know Bob!!! he is the one standing in the corner

14) I hate you!
I प्यार आप TOO!!!

15) I was just kidding!!!
Well I was not

16) I know आप are but what am I?
Well i am a लामा so आप must be a narwal
(If आप don't know what a narwal is it is the unicorn of the sea)

17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
No it means Evil to be live... duh

18) I'm not putting a सवाल here! Got a problemwith it?!
NO!!! I DON'T!!! But bob in the corner does!!!

19) Only one और question...
Well go on then

20) PSYCH! XD
PHYCH WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

21) Did I fool you?
No but आप did fool Bob

22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to आप at school?
Bob कहा that he loved me and then I कहा well santa loves you... he got SCHOOLED

23) At a store?
In the door

24) In bed?
Eatin lead

25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last सवाल would be और explicit...
It is...

26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
No... because i am burning with you... ऐमिनैम set us on fire

27) Well that's alright becaudse I प्यार the way it hurts
Really because bob hates it... hes here too

28) guess what song im listening to!
The narwal song... because that is what आप are

29) Ok...serously...this अगला सवाल is the last one! I SWEAR!
Never swear because if आप break it... and evil (Live) raindeer will find आप at night and shoot आप with his lazer light eyes and आप will turn into a कैन्डी cane

30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.T
I won't but Bob might

Does this सवाल Understand the सवाल that im saying at आप right now या no? >,>

1. Hey, how's it going?
2. What did आप call me? xD
3. IDK, what are आप doing?
4. Your fave undies, अंडे xDD
5. hey, well there yours so....
6. which one? xD
7. "You're gorgeous" (I'm not good at replying to compliments;I blush, huge scene)
8. Wow! Too many to name ie; I don't have just 1
9. Easy......Me. >:3
10. *looks down* Last time I checked I have natural boobs on my chest
11. nope, r they any good?
12. whatever followed the dots in the sentence xD
13. Did आप know that 1 and 3 = B?
14. Sounds fun. :)
15. How do I know that? hm? hm?!
16. a person who's asking me 30 questions
17. no.....*thinks about that 1 for a while*
18. Did आप know that 'Got a problem with it?' IS a question?
19. What is it?
20. I like that दिखाना ^.^
21. Nah, nice try though.
22. I ripped my pants in front of the entire school....funny.
23. Someone caught me dancing like a Sim in the cereal aisle.
24. I *censored*
25. HA! Tricked ya!
26. Holy shit you're on fire?! I can't see...you're on the other of the the computer in a whole nother city/state/country/continent.
27. ...Sounds like आप need to see a psychiatrist.
28. Some kind of pop song (guessing since half the country is into it now-a-days)
29. Alrighty, I gotta say...I'm a little sad to see आप leave.
30. Whoa! Gth off me!...I mean were cool but that's a little much..now If आप don't mind?...TTYL!!
(hahaha, I कहा 'L')

1) Hello!
Wuz up doooog? आप goin to the final round yo!
2) Ca va?
California vacations rock, yeah.
3) Soooo...what are आप doing tomorrow? :3
Church.... in CANADA!
4) What are आप wearing?
Stalker.
5) To much info! DX
Suck it up.
6) this isn't a question?
LIAR. NO. आप CAN"T PULL THAT OFF. YOUR NOT HIM.
7) What's the best compliment you've ever recived?
"Your totally awesome."
8) What's your प्रिय song?
In प्यार With the 80s द्वारा Relient K. या to go with the humor aspect...
May the Horse Be With You.
9) Who's the coolest person आप know?
Me.
10) Are आप a boy या girl?
Imma Hufflepuff.
11) Have आप ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
I believe not.
12) आप thought I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
No I did not think आप were going to say "WHAT" in the last question.
13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
I found out today that 21 is mine.
14) I hate you!
Suck it up.
15) I was just kidding!!!
Suck it up.
16) I know आप are but what am I?
Not as cool as me.
17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
No, but living backwords is.. ...gnivil.
18) I'm not putting a सवाल here! Got a problemwith it?!
No, but I have a problem with it.
19) Only one और question...
Why don't आप save us the time and post it here?
20) PSYCH! XD
That's a good show.
21) Did I fool you?
I saw some fool's सोना today.
22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to आप at school?
Oh God... आप don't want to know all the jokes...
23) At a store?
I found out they sold खाना at the grocery store.
24) In bed?
I fell asleep.
25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last सवाल would be और explicit...
Your almost as smart as Grawp.
26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Yes. Because it is fun to watch marshmellows in the fire.
27) Well that's alright becaudse I प्यार the way it hurts
I प्यार the way आप taste after your done hurting.
28) guess what song im listening to!
I'd rather not.
29) Ok...serously...this अगला सवाल is the last one! I SWEAR!
Once again, just post it here, and save us the money.
30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.TT
Suck. It. Up.

What?

1.)Hell-o? Is that Jell-o from Hell?
2.)Who Ha?
3.)PUPPIES~! >w<
4.)COOKIES~! >:U
5.)You were robbed?
6.)It's a question?
7.)"Wuzz up, cookie pants." <3
8.)Too many songs to choose from!!! D<
9.)My Cat. C:
10.)I'm a Kitty MooCow
11.)No, but I've eaten a cookie. :D
12.)I thought आप were going to ask, "Have आप ever sang "Barbie Girl" while dancing the Cha Cha Slide. आप pervert.
13.)Pickle is my प्रिय number. :3
14.)I hate you. >.>'
15.)I wasn't. :3
16.)Who are you?
17.)No, it means Evil is the way of life. u_u
18.)YES, आप MOTHER TRUCKER!! D<
21.)What was the question? Pudding? o.O'
22.)*sees a bird fly by* Oooo, look at the pretty donkey~~~ :D
23.)No, I'm at a zoo. Look at all the grocery items! :D
24.)With Soul.. |3 Wait, what? o///O'
25.)Me ...too? :P
26.)What? I'm burning?!? :O
27.)You sick bastard..
28.)Me burning? OoO
29.)Swear, what?
30.)Leave where? o3o

1) Hello!
1-Umm hi?

2) Ca va?

2- Yeah what u कहा :P

3) Soooo...what are आप doing tomorrow? :3
3-ummmm Idk! I might just sit around.. Trying to avoid u...

4) What are आप wearing?
*screams* CRREEEEPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

5) To much info! DX
So its to much information tht ur a creep? Well its ur life choice, so thts not my fault! :P

6) this isn't a question?
Thank u for informing me Captain Obvious!

7) What's the best compliment you've ever recived?
umm U r the sweetest person I've ever met :)

8) What's your प्रिय song?
.... Why do u wanna know?? *nervously looks around*

9) Who's the coolest person आप know?
My bestest friend Alli, oh and Brendan xD

10) Are आप a boy या girl?
R U A STALKER???

11) Have आप ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
A what?? Ok.. thats it.. I officially name u a freak!


12) आप thougfht I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
ummmmm k then...

13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
Why r u telling me this?? but.. umm... 13 is a cool number...

14) I hate you!
*GASP!* What?? Why?? *sob*

15) I was just kidding!!!
:) Yay! I am now a happy person!

16) I know आप are but what am I?
I dont think I have a say in tht....

17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
YESS!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!! ^^

18) I'm not putting a सवाल here! Got a problemwith it?!
YEAH I DO! U GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT??!!!!

19) Only one और question...
LIEZZ!!!!

20) PSYCH! XD
Told ya:P

21) Did I fool you?
No... That was sorta pathetic...

22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to आप at school?
ummm ur being a creep again! :P

23) At a store?
NOYBYC!

24) In bed?
Woahhh.. Dude.. umm.. I dont think thats any of ur business! LOLZ jk.. notthinnggg

25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last सवाल would be और explicit...
.... creep.....
26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
umm yeah... What else is there to do?

27) Well that's alright becaudse I प्यार the way it hurts
Well thats good! cuz I called the आग station, but they have decided not to save anyone today!

28) guess what song im listening to!
प्यार The Way आप Lie- रिहाना and Eminem! Imma संगीत junky!

29) Ok...serously...this अगला सवाल is the last one! I SWEAR!
.... I'm sure if I can believe u....

30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.TT
CREEPER! CREEPER! GET OFF OF MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams and runs to Mexico and changes name to Consuela* xD

Ahhh too...much...words!!

1) Hiya!
2) Say whaaa?
3) I don't know
4) Pajamas :)
5) Confusedness :)))
6) No this isn't a सवाल :)))
7) आप have a beautiful voice
8) एनचांटेड द्वारा Taylor Swift
9) My फ्रेंड्स are all inspiring to me
10) I am a female
11) Maybe it depends on what the heck a truffle is.
12) Ummm...
13) NO WAY MINE TOO!
14) आप do??? :(((
15) WOOOHOOOOOOO PARTAY!
16) आप are... A CHEESEDOODLE!
17) Nope i think... to live is to be a cheerful little elf
18) Yes yes I do
19) Finally :) jk
20) LIAR!
21) NO
22) I farted in Math class :)
23) At a store... Idk. Oh I spazzed when Justin Bieber came on cuz I despise tht kid to pieces.
24) My cat almost suffocated me
25)OMG WTHeck?
26)Mhm cuz I like to watch people BUUUURN
27)Awww suddenly burning आप isn't so fun
28)Love the way आप lie
29) Are आप sure या are आप lying again?
30) Awww dont worry I'll be back :)))

1. hi
2. what? i dont speak what ever that langauge is
3. going to the torture chamber a.k.a school
4. i choose to skip this one.
5. and this one.
6. its got a ? द्वारा it doesnt it? its a question.
7. that charlie the unicorn कहा he would nevr bite my finger
8. in the end and mine
9. lord voldemort
10. both
11. nadda
12. nothing but that. i can read 2 things at once
13 me to!
14 i hate आप to!
15 sorry आप cant take it back now
16 a garbage man
17 yes. iknow cause i am a death eater.
18 no i dont. why are आप so mean!?
19. nuh uh. आप hav 11 more
20 jerk
21. no i can read 2 places at once
22.i fell asleep
23. nothin
24.i fell out of the बिस्तर in sleep
25 then your stupid
26 no. im going home.
27 then your crazy
28 a song. haha i win!
29 it is i know.
30 sorry gotta go. nice meeting you.