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आप Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
आप go to the Empire State Building and आप ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and आप scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time आप use the Internet, आप thank Hermes.
When आप see Harry Potter, आप think of Percy with glasses.
आप burn खाना to see if it smells good.
आप see an owl, आप go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
आप think that your प्रिय singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to आप dies and आप give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and आप create a PJO family.
आप go on a cruise and आप hope the नाव isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a नाव and आप pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and आप hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast आप out of the air.
आप go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
आप find your true प्यार and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
आप think George झाड़ी, बुश is a son of Ares
आप know म्यूज़् is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with आप everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
आप get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
आप get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
आप sometimes try to control water.
आप don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to गूगल maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, आप claim आप have ADHD या dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
आप yell "Annabeth!" everytime आप see a NY Yankees hat.
आप make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime आप see an नारंगी, ऑरेंज shirt, आप look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
आप are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When आप see/hear about anything myhtology-related, आप talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York या San Francisco-related.
आप are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
आप are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
आप claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your फ्रेंड्स argue with you.
आप have dreams about PJO characters/events
आप carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime आप pick up a pen, आप think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime आप play dodgeball, आप bring a suit of armor.
आप go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
आप find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, आप yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO आप प्यार ANNOYING ME?!"
आप stuff your Harry Potter पुस्तकें in the back of your closet so आप have some और places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, आप say: "I hope आप shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, आप burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
आप pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) आप scream "JACKSON!"
When someone dies, आप pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
आप are known to scream names of the characters at बिना सोचे समझे times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies
आप pray to Athena when आप don’t study for a math test.
And when आप flunk कहा test, आप blame her irritation on Percabeth.
आप make a सूची of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy और than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also आप might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Eris- She threw the apple.
When आप steal your friend's pen आप believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and आप thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
आप write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds आप from the computer, आप blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
आप want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (If only I HAD ONE!)
आप give all your फ्रेंड्स god parents
आप call the "Ares kids", या school bullies, Martians.
आप क्विज़ fellow प्रशंसकों on the minor gods and win.
आप spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
आप plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
आप imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
आप get your parents to start पढ़ना PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
आप think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
आप have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
आप want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a सुरक्षित deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks आप need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. (Even though the obsession is my ex's fault.)
आप blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
आप imagine बिना सोचे समझे unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one ब्रेव soul unaware of your obsession broaches the सवाल of why आप were laughing, आप try to explain.
They think आप are nuts because आप are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
आप think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
आप know you're obsessed when आप lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
आप think all the लोकप्रिय girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
आप go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
आप read page 287 of BotL over and over again या say the lines in your head
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
आप and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada या Canadians.
आप and your PJO obsessed friend start a प्रशंसक club with only आप two in it. (I would make a फेसबुक chat group for it but apparentl 12 is too young for फेसबुक and therefore she doesn't have one...even though we both know a 12-year-old who has one.)
आप get other people obsessed.
आप know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.
Your प्रिय quote of all time comes from PJO.
आप and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, आप give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o
Every time आप see a guy in a wheelchair आप think "Chiron!!” iBookworm-chan
आप find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan (yep)
When your boyfriend dumps you, आप take the oath of the hunters olympianchef213 (Well...)
When आप burn yourself, आप curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213
~You put an offering to Demeter अगला to your garden. olympianchef213
~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who आप really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213
~You say "Maia!" when आप are wearing shoes. olympianchef213 (It didn't work. :( )
आप checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
आप know which pages the good parts are on.
आप suddenly hate thunderstorms.
आप start hearing Percabeth in every song आप hear.
आप started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
आप start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon. NOT Artemis, Joel!)
आप never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
आप ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
आप start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each दिन आप check every fansite आप know of for new information.
आप try to figure out how much खाना dye आप need to turn चॉकलेट chip कुकीज़ blue.
आप make references to it in school reports and/or to फ्रेंड्स that haven’t read it.
The first thing आप ask someone when आप meet them is, “Have आप read PJO?”
आप yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever आप enter a boat.
आप curse a god/goddess a lot.
आप have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
आप know PJO better then most sane people
आप have लिंक्स to every great PJO site
आप beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
आप add things to the सूची every day
आप know what आप would do if आप were Percy
आप argue with your फ्रेंड्स about if Nico should turn evil या not (Absaloutly NOT!)
At least half of your फ्रेंड्स have read all the PJO, या are going to in the very near future
आप wish आप could find a इंद्रधनुष to see if Iris messages work
आप give फ्रेंड्स and youself a godly parent,
आप are trying to learn Greek
आप keep thinking about one of the PJO पुस्तकें when आप go on a trip.
आप think of percy every time आप see a dark haried green-eyed boy
आप have an instant crush on Nico!
आप just have to research और about greek mythology
आप want to learn Latin
आप copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a पार करना, क्रॉस over
आप have taken every test आप can find about what demigodly parent आप would/do/should have, and your trying to get your फ्रेंड्स to
आप make sure all of your फ्रेंड्स (Or most of them), have an idea about what आप say when talking about PJO
Your फ्रेंड्स (At least one), think आप are obbsessed with PJO, and आप agree
आप have one या और things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks आप why, आप tell them
आप have something on your school things (Or घर things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and आप don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when आप read this
आप own every single book
आप are planning on adding a lot और things to this list
आप call yourself a demigod
आप wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
आप plan to study Greek mythology in college
आप find yourself praying to a बिना सोचे समझे god when आप didn't study for a math test because आप were too busy पढ़ना PJO
Youv'e called someone आप know a satyr.
आप have AP European History and आप wish Annabeth could tutor आप about all the architects आप have to know.
And thats how आप know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
आप Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
आप go to the Empire State Building and आप ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and आप scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time आप use the Internet, आप thank Hermes.
When आप see Harry Potter, आप think of Percy with glasses.
आप burn खाना to see if it smells good.
आप see an owl, आप go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
आप think that your प्रिय singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to आप dies and आप give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and आप create a PJO family.
आप go on a cruise and आप hope the नाव isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a नाव and आप pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and आप hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast आप out of the air.
आप go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
आप find your true प्यार and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
आप think George झाड़ी, बुश is a son of Ares
आप know म्यूज़् is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with आप everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
आप get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
आप get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
आप sometimes try to control water.
आप don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to गूगल maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, आप claim आप have ADHD या dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
आप yell "Annabeth!" everytime आप see a NY Yankees hat.
आप make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime आप see an नारंगी, ऑरेंज shirt, आप look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
आप are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When आप see/hear about anything myhtology-related, आप talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York या San Francisco-related.
आप are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
आप are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
आप claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your फ्रेंड्स argue with you.
आप have dreams about PJO characters/events
आप carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime आप pick up a pen, आप think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime आप play dodgeball, आप bring a suit of armor.
आप go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
आप find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, आप yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO आप प्यार ANNOYING ME?!"
आप stuff your Harry Potter पुस्तकें in the back of your closet so आप have some और places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, आप say: "I hope आप shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, आप burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
आप pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) आप scream "JACKSON!"
When someone dies, आप pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
आप are known to scream names of the characters at बिना सोचे समझे times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies
आप pray to Athena when आप don’t study for a math test.
And when आप flunk कहा test, आप blame her irritation on Percabeth.
आप make a सूची of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy और than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also आप might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Eris- She threw the apple.
When आप steal your friend's pen आप believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and आप thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
आप write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds आप from the computer, आप blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
आप want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (If only I HAD ONE!)
आप give all your फ्रेंड्स god parents
आप call the "Ares kids", या school bullies, Martians.
आप क्विज़ fellow प्रशंसकों on the minor gods and win.
आप spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
आप plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
आप imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
आप get your parents to start पढ़ना PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
आप think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
आप have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
आप want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a सुरक्षित deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks आप need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. (Even though the obsession is my ex's fault.)
आप blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
आप imagine बिना सोचे समझे unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one ब्रेव soul unaware of your obsession broaches the सवाल of why आप were laughing, आप try to explain.
They think आप are nuts because आप are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
आप think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
आप know you're obsessed when आप lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
आप think all the लोकप्रिय girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
आप go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
आप read page 287 of BotL over and over again या say the lines in your head
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
आप and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada या Canadians.
आप and your PJO obsessed friend start a प्रशंसक club with only आप two in it. (I would make a फेसबुक chat group for it but apparentl 12 is too young for फेसबुक and therefore she doesn't have one...even though we both know a 12-year-old who has one.)
आप get other people obsessed.
आप know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.
Your प्रिय quote of all time comes from PJO.
आप and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, आप give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o
Every time आप see a guy in a wheelchair आप think "Chiron!!” iBookworm-chan
आप find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan (yep)
When your boyfriend dumps you, आप take the oath of the hunters olympianchef213 (Well...)
When आप burn yourself, आप curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213
~You put an offering to Demeter अगला to your garden. olympianchef213
~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who आप really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213
~You say "Maia!" when आप are wearing shoes. olympianchef213 (It didn't work. :( )
आप checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
आप know which pages the good parts are on.
आप suddenly hate thunderstorms.
आप start hearing Percabeth in every song आप hear.
आप started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
आप start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon. NOT Artemis, Joel!)
आप never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
आप ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
आप start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each दिन आप check every fansite आप know of for new information.
आप try to figure out how much खाना dye आप need to turn चॉकलेट chip कुकीज़ blue.
आप make references to it in school reports and/or to फ्रेंड्स that haven’t read it.
The first thing आप ask someone when आप meet them is, “Have आप read PJO?”
आप yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever आप enter a boat.
आप curse a god/goddess a lot.
आप have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
आप know PJO better then most sane people
आप have लिंक्स to every great PJO site
आप beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
आप add things to the सूची every day
आप know what आप would do if आप were Percy
आप argue with your फ्रेंड्स about if Nico should turn evil या not (Absaloutly NOT!)
At least half of your फ्रेंड्स have read all the PJO, या are going to in the very near future
आप wish आप could find a इंद्रधनुष to see if Iris messages work
आप give फ्रेंड्स and youself a godly parent,
आप are trying to learn Greek
आप keep thinking about one of the PJO पुस्तकें when आप go on a trip.
आप think of percy every time आप see a dark haried green-eyed boy
आप have an instant crush on Nico!
आप just have to research और about greek mythology
आप want to learn Latin
आप copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a पार करना, क्रॉस over
आप have taken every test आप can find about what demigodly parent आप would/do/should have, and your trying to get your फ्रेंड्स to
आप make sure all of your फ्रेंड्स (Or most of them), have an idea about what आप say when talking about PJO
Your फ्रेंड्स (At least one), think आप are obbsessed with PJO, and आप agree
आप have one या और things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks आप why, आप tell them
आप have something on your school things (Or घर things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and आप don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when आप read this
आप own every single book
आप are planning on adding a lot और things to this list
आप call yourself a demigod
आप wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
आप plan to study Greek mythology in college
आप find yourself praying to a बिना सोचे समझे god when आप didn't study for a math test because आप were too busy पढ़ना PJO
Youv'e called someone आप know a satyr.
आप have AP European History and आप wish Annabeth could tutor आप about all the architects आप have to know.
And thats how आप know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
