Human POM Sketches 1

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers आप can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But द्वारा golly आप are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins चुंबन Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have आप been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers आप can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But द्वारा golly आप are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

I'm लेखन this so आप can find out wich पेंगुइन आप are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!


What is your प्रिय way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes आप sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your प्रिय subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

100 years ago....

"get him!" a कौआ, कौवा showted, as manny badgers and जानवर ran against Mr. Linert and his पितरेल, पफिन, puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do आप think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell आप that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if आप go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If आप don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, या something like that, but I've changed it's शीर्षक becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone द्वारा sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would खोजिए for clues the अगला morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

One दिन in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a पेंगुइन documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." कहा a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do आप need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't आप remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...

"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm लेखन 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are आप doing here?"
   "Well, आप seem a bit down in the dumps और than usual." Private replied. Julien responded द्वारा laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few और animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...

Chapter 1

   Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed द्वारा his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
   "Marlene." the बंदर, लेमूर king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...

Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...

Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are आप guys अभिनय so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally दिखाना up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop आप and send आप back to your gloomy Virtual World, where आप came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...

It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....

Chapter 3.

Little Sister


Skipper: *runs out of HQ* Where are they…….

Private&Rico fallow Skipper

Private: They कहा they’d be walking around the zoo… they could be anywhere!

Skipper: Anywhere close….

Rico: aljsfndldgrdgdfgdfgfdg…..

Skipper: That too…..

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Kowalski: Maybe we should get going…

Ally: Maybe so…….

Kowalski: k, lets go,

*Ally and Kowalski walk back to the HQ*

Ally: Uh, Hold on, I gotta do something real quick.

Kowalski: ok. Ill be here.


Ally: *goes into बंदर, लेमूर habitat* Mort? आप here?

Mort: Ally!!!!!! *hugs Ally*

Ally: Aw. Mort, I need आप to tell...

After waking up from their bunks, the penguins started training, though Skipper began to realize that since the zoo was closed, they weren't going to get fed, because the security guard that was supposed to feed them was sick. So Skipper began to devise a plan. "Alright boys let's stop training and discuss this issue," कहा Skipper. "What issue Skippah? Of course, my mistake, we didn't get मछली today," कहा Private. "Exactly, and I also looked at the delivery truck schedule for fish, there should be one coming nearby in 12 मिनटों tops, I want all of us to participate in this mission, comprende?"...

This story is inspired द्वारा Superchick's song Hero. For फैन्पॉप it is a three part, and for FFN it is a one shot.

hope आप like.
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Private sits द्वारा himself at the lunch table. He hears the other जानवर laughing and pointing at him.

A monkey comes up to him and looks at him with a smile and his hands behind his back.

Private looks up and smiles back, about to say hello. "Maybe he wants to be my friend" He thought. As he opened his mouth the monkey quickly took out a pie from behind his back and slammed it into the poor penguins face.

"Haha take that tubby!"...

Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no और कैन्डी in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.

It was a bright, sunny, and bright दिन in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal दिन for me and the other जानवर in the zoo.

Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few और hours later, King Julien,...

prepare for the लेख I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my लेखाए the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she या me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the शीर्षक says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
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Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...

Lol, I've had this stuck in my head for sooo long! This is just a one shot so maybe this is the blockage that keeps me from लेखन और stories... anyway. Onward to the story!

Kowalski was laying on the floor of the पेंगुइन HQ, sleeping like a log. He didn't move, and he looked like he wasn't breathing. The fishbowl entrance of the HQ opens and Catherine climbs down the ladder.

"You don't really have to follow the rule ladies first, I mean, I'm younger than all of आप guys," Catherine said. Private climbed down next.

"Skipper still wants to make आप feel at home, ever since आप know... the move,"...

My children, will आप be free? Will आप let the hated Sponge ruin our peaceful fansite? Are we organized या broken up? Look my friends, all is not lost, we will still air, but maybe how long isn't certain, Spongebob has taken every hint of hope from us. Will आप all let him stomp out our hope?! या let the club die?! For tonight, we will grieve, for tomorow, we will call out for our rights!!! Remember, don't laugh at this, my brother, is grieved because Spongebob won and his 'heroic penguins' didn't, it makes me feel guilty that I couldn't do anything about it. No more, No mas, Nicht mehr!!!...