Skipper

Ok, here I post the first कोट्स I took from "The Most Dangerous Game Night".
Soon I will post the ones from सड़क, स्ट्रीट Smarts.


Maurice: It’s true. It was supposed to be another पेंगुइन meeting.
Julien: Probably about something stupid and useless.. like safety.
Mort: I’m bored.
*Julien takes a TNT stick from Rico's mouth and handles it to Mort*
Julien: Go and run around the pool with this.
Mort: I am a wizard! *TNT explodes* Ouchie my magic!

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Skipper: No time for words. Just point where we need to bring violence!
Marlene: Oh, I dunno- *She unintentionally points her arm in a direction*
Skipper:...

It was night in New York. In the HQ, Kowalski just finished building his new Training Robot, which the Penguins will be testing their Fighting Skills on…

Skipper: "Excellent one, Kowalski!"
Private: "How do आप turn it on?"
Kowalski: "It doesn’t need a Remote control, Private. It automatically turns on when it’s time for training, and turns off when it’s been defeated!"
Skipper: [Doubts the Robot and warns Kowalski] "Make sure it doesn’t slip out of your hands, Kowalski!"
Kowalski: "No, problem! We won’t be easily defeated, Skipper!"

One द्वारा one, each पेंगुइन demonstrated their Fighting...

Penguins of Madagascar Personality Test

"Everyone has their own पेंगुइन personality!"

It's not original, but I guess it will have to do. Check the underline before each item/characteristic if आप possess it..

Note: If this means somewhat offending to anyone, just tell me and I'l take it down.

Thank you.

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You are a Skipper if:
__ आप are a born leader.
__ आप are terrified of needles.
__ आप crave for order and authority.
__ Your La la land is an army battlefield.
__ Your clothing color of choice is khaki/brown.
__ आप are the first born child.
__ आप always have a cup of coffee...