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पेंग्विन्स ऑफ मॅडगास्कर

kowalski

This पेंग्विन्स ऑफ मॅडगास्कर चित्र contains गुलदस्ता, कंचुकी, कहावत, फूलों का गुच्छ, चोली, पॉसी, नाकगेय, ब्रोच, and nosegay.

penguin014, xxAznPenguin and 3 others like this

27Kowalski Kowalski: Why are you staring at me with your beaks frozen in sickly grimace?..... AHAHHHHAHHH XD

kasiaiania104 Kowalski again makes me laugh XD

carsfan LOL! XD What episode is that again? I forgot...

Zelda4Efas maurice at peace ^

ImAnEasel Ouch! That had to hurt!

xxAznPenguin Kowalski: Right on target. Steady. Stead-y... Kowalski brushes his beak against a flower, then sneezes, propelling himself into a cactus. He sneezes again, into another cactus. This happens four more times. The other three penguins, holding on to the rope, wince every time Kowalski cries out. Skipper: Man down! (to the other two) Pull him out of there! They pull Kowalski out of the shop and back onto the roof. Kowalski: The security around that orchid is insidious! The other three penguins stare at him in shock and Skipper covers Private's eyes. Kowalski: (nervously) Why are you staring at me with your beaks frozen in sickly grimace? Kowalski looks down to see that from the neck down, he is covered in pieces of cacti. Zoom out to the rooftop while Kowalski screams loudly enough to scare some birds from another rooftop.

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Flightless Lust: Chapter One

posted by Cornflak

He had never felt this before. It had snuck up on him; appeared from some sort of dark and shrouded void that he had never acknowledged until now.

The worst part of it all was the simple fact that he could do nothing about it…

It happened not too long after the team had awoken from their night’s rest. As usual, Skipper alerted the three penguins of the time of day, immediately causing the sleeping aves to roll out from their sleeping slots in the wall. Both Kowalski and Rico hopped onto the cold floor, standing side-by-side with stiff posture. Skipper held his flippers behind his back and...

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Nightmare In Central Park (part 1)

posted by kowalskicrazy

Kowalski:I have done it!
skipper:done what?
kowalski holds a metal box with a टोपी and brings it over to the तालिका, टेबल to दिखाना skipper.
skipper:group meeting for kowalski's new invention!
private and Rico walk away from the T.V and over to the table.
private:sooo what is it?
kowalski:well this is my new dream machine.
skipper,private,and Rico look at each other and shrug in confusion.
Rico:Buttons!
skipper:what does it do?
kowalski:well it will bring the illousions in our mind,which आप call dreams,alive.
skipper:aces kowalski. this may be the best invention yet!
kowalski secretly blushing takes his invention...

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Kowalski with a मौज़ा, जुर्राब puppet.

added by FelineMae

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Ruthless's ringtones for the penguins.

posted by kowalskiro

Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: हे guys, have आप seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...

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Mooncat picture

added by mouseandowl1

Source: Nick.com

गेराज Make Out | Skiico

posted by Black-Raine

(Taking place after the episode: 'Little Zoo Coupe.’ Definition of 'Cloaca': A common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open.)

It had been a long दिन after the loss of a race to the lemurs yesterday evening. Now freshening up their new tricked out car Rico sat at the wheel, a yellow dirtied rag gripped in his flipper to the dash board. He grumbled briefly out of regretful spite, pondering how he could have done better the other night.

The गेराज was poorly lit, scratched up grey concrete walls and what seemed to be starlight beaming ever so lightly down...

Mad Brother Chapter Eleven

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private opened his eyes, everything was red around him. He gulped but slid forward. Ami was lying on the sidelines while Blue was passed out near Kiki.

"Kiki.."

The green eyed पेंगुइन was staring down at Blue. "So आप came Private."

"So it is आप Kiki.." He raced आगे only to get smacked backwards. Private yelped at the action and staggered back. " .."

"You should have stayed back."

"Wh...Why are आप doing this?"

"You've seen the bodies haven't आप Private? What your 'brother' continues to do? I don't want anymore victims of his!"

Private glared, "You liar!" Kiki looked at him in surprise. "We...

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They're looking at you!

added by 27Kowalski

The best Men i know

added by Colonelpenguin

Source: Me

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Kowalski

added by Cowtails

Kowalski

added by Cowtails

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Yes... yes so f*cking true

added by skipperahmad

Source: memecenter

I प्यार This Penguins!!!

added by PenguinStyle

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I प्यार This Penguins!!!

added by PenguinStyle

Unexpected Events Chapter Seventeen

posted by Cowtails

Cowtails was in the back of the man's car, curled into a ball. She kept crying and telling Kowalski,”I told you...I told you...I told you...”

Kowalski looked confused,”That guy...is your dad? But, like I said, he will have to kill me to hurt you.”

~~~Private was shaking really bad, still in the basement with Sweet Pripper. “It's not your fault,”he said, hugging SP. “It's that man...”

Sweet Pripper said,”No it is my fault! He took आप when I should've noticed and now that guy is gonna come and we're gonna die!”

~~~Cowtails sobbed,”You don't understand how awful he is! He...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 7

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic :D

When Kowalski got back to HQ he saw Private and Rico were already sleeping,but when he looked at the चोटी, शीर्ष bunk Skipper wasn't there. "I wonder where he could be." Just as Kowalski was about to go out to look for him Skipper opened the hatch with something in his flippers "Kowalski why didn't आप tell me?" Kowalski was stunned and almost fell off the ladder. "Why didn't i tell आप what?" Skipper sees that Private and Rico are sleeping and pulls Kowalski out of HQ.Once on चोटी, शीर्ष Skipper hands him the papers.
To: Central Park Zoo
We would like to thank आप for participating
in...

Live Without प्यार Chp 3 part 2: War Against Mammals

posted by skipperahmad

This Fanfiction contains a mild violence and gore. Require additional guard from older person....

*The weak and spoiled child called Skipper Joseph Fidelis II now become one of the most feared soldier in the world that serve for the most feared organization in all world history... called the Fidelis's order... that formed to make all mammals and human being extinct through the bullets. Skipper would take a revenge for his father, mother, brother and people of Antarctica that killed द्वारा fishermen. With the conquest and genocide, Skipper and his army will took control of American's west flank with...

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 1

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic, don't hate!
It was late, and the penguins were on their way घर from getting snow-cones. " I do प्यार myself some snow-cones." Skipper says while he eats his इंद्रधनुष one. Kowalski stares at his " Yeah,I guess" Skipper looks over at Kowalski who is lagging behind. "Why are आप so blue? आप प्यार snow-cones Kowalski." Skipper asks. "Yeah I प्यार them, but it's not the snow-cones that's bothering me." Kowalski adds. Skipper looks at the ground "Then what is?" Kowalski stops walking and sighs " Why would आप care anyway?" Skipper looks at him surprised at what he just said. Kowalski...

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How The Penguins Might Have Met Chapt. 1

posted by Number1SkippFan

Some people think the penguins are brothers while others think the all met and aren't related. This story is a mix of both sides.
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Deep in Antartica, there was a mother पेंगुइन and a father पेंगुइन with four eggs. They seemed like the happiest पेंगुइन couple in Antartica.

Once all the eggs hatched, they were even और happy to see four healthy boys.

Once they were a little older, the mother and father trusted them to play on their own without them watching. So they went to a party one night, and left their eldest chick in charge. His name is Skipper, he was...

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All Good Things Come to an End - Chapter Two

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

Note: PB gets all the credit for the awesome title! :P
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Kowalski hurried over to the window and peered out.
"What do आप see?" I asked.
"Mostly people running. There's Marlene. She's down there."
I helped Private to his feet. "Maybe we should go down and--"
That's when the explosion struck. Sure, there had been those other two, but this one was big. या it seemed big, seeing as the bomb had dropped straight through the open window.
The wall--the one with the window--exploded out into the street, along with the part...