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Kowalski and Private

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Source: Can't Touch This

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पेंग्विन्स ऑफ मॅडगास्कर

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पेंगुइन

skipper

private

madagascar

rico

kowalski

1kowalskilover, Blue_Vanilla and 5 others like this

Icicle1penguin OMG, THERE IS A DUDE'S FOREHEAD ON THE SCREEN. :O WHO ARE YOU MYSTERY MAN! LoL, jk.

theWOLFPACK15 ^lol!

kowalskielol powalskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Bluepenguin Lol kowalski is like 'sigh', while private is like 'plssss?' XD

GIVMEKINGJULIEN i bet its tom lol!

xDark_Angelx Ugh, don't you just hate it when things for other shows appear DURING the show-like that guys head for...I think "Brainsurge." Seriously, during hilarious parts and something like this comes on, I want to yell, "GET OUT OF THE WAY, SPONGEBOB/ICARLY (it's usually one of the two)! I'M WATCHING A SHOW THAT'S ACTUALLY BETTER THAN YOU!"

eugb Agreeded X)

kowalskielol Agreed again.

GIVMEKINGJULIEN OK I WILL FIRE MAH LASER AT SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ok im finished now he dead yay!!!!!!

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पेंग्विन्स ऑफ मॅडगास्कर

added by Lunapenguin

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DANGIT, WE'VE GOT CAUGHT!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: The Officer X Factor

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Is This That Magical फव्वारा या Doris's Habitat?

added by Bluepenguin

Source: बिज्जू, बेजर Pride

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Skipper, you're really not thinking clearly.

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Skipper wearing a frying pan

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Kowalski with sticky tongue out

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Noo.... RLLY?!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: ऊद, ओटर, ऊदबिलाव Things have Happened

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Get em!

added by Icicle1penguin

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Nothing can go wrong!

added by Penguinangel

Source: "Invention Intervention"

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Pezz despencer Skipper

added by theWOLFPACK15

Source: गूगल

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Uhh...What?

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OH NOEZ!!!

added by madam_vira

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It makes me look polka-dotty!

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Goodbye Private Chapter 2: A कड़वा Arguement

posted by legendary7

Skipper wasn't about to let Private go, and they both knew it. "Sorry, Private I just don't think you're ready to have a solo mission yet." Skipper sighed. "Why not?" Private pestered. "Number one, you're too young, and number two, आप don't have enogh experience!" Skipper retorted. "Wait, आप were the one who कहा I was exendable. Why do आप care?!" Private shouted offended. "Private, I do care. I just don't think this is the best idea." Skipper कहा calmly. "I think my uncle Nigel knows what he's doing! [i]"More than आप do, anyway."[i] Private remarked.
"What?" Skipper frustratedly bellowed....

FanFiction for Mostar1219

posted by Saori14

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Go to this address if आप want to request a FanFiction from me. Now, onto the actual FanFiction:

Note - MY FIRST REQUEST :))))) I’m sorry, but I HAD to put a little Skilene in and some Pripper in the sense of father and son relationship. I'll think of a proper शीर्षक at the end. M rated, so if आप don't like lemons click away या don't read that bit. If you're not happy, Mostar1219, just tell me and I'll edit.

Chapter 1
Kowalski fidgeted as he looked around. Reporters and security were running around everywhere and he felt very uneasy just sitting there on a bench with his team. Apparently...

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पेंगुइन Bloopers: Skipper & "Arlene" (from The ऊद, ओटर, ऊदबिलाव Woman)

posted by peacebaby7

Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now घर to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...

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पेंगुइन Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 2nd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with झींगा मछली, समुद्री झींगा minion throwing मछली in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...

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What happened Skipper...?

posted by SkippX101

Skipper sipped his hot coffee, Kowalski poured a mixture of chemicals in a jar, Private was watching Lunacorns and Rico was brushing his गुड़िया hair. Just then, out of the blue, Private turned around and looked at Skipper .“What is it Private?”. “Umm..Skippah? I have been meaning to ask आप this for a while…”Private trailed off. “Im waiting.”. “*Gulp*... How did आप end up being who आप are?”
Skipper chocked on his coffee. Kowalski poured to much liquid into the jar, which in turn...Exploded. Rico ripped his गुड़िया head off द्वारा pulling on her hair to hard. Private gulped again,...

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Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

posted by mostar1219

Announcer: You've seen Spongebob and his फ्रेंड्स take on robots, supervillians, vikings and more, but coming soon, they're gonna take on a force they've never thought they would. (scene shows Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs coming out of separate jail cells and they have scared looks on their faces looking down the hall of a prison)
Voice: Oh, आप guys are out. Perfect!
Announcer: Spongebob and फ्रेंड्स will take on... THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR!!!
Spongebob: What's a penguin?
Kowalski: Penguins are aquatic birds that live in फ्रोज़न tundras, like Antarctica.
Patrick: I have no idea what...

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Dreaming in Black 'N' White - Chapter 1

posted by CoolNala

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 1 – The Transformation

It was a beautiful summer दिन at the Central Park Zoo. The sun shined brightly in the skies above, casting shadows of all the surrounding buildings. Visitors came in and out द्वारा the hundreds. It was another typical दिन for all the animals. However, one set of invitations would end up turning this zoo into a battlefield for some desperate animals…

“Up and at ‘em, men!” Skipper yelled to the other penguins, “We’ve got a whole slate of missions to complete today, and there’s...