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posted by TeamPeeta649
It was a normal दिन in the Central Park Zoo. The penguins were about to start battle training. All of a sudden and loud bang came from above them. They climb up the latter and jump into postion, ready to attack. In the center of the platform is a large box.

Private:"What do आप think is in there?"
Skipper:"Kolwalski analysis!"

Kolwalski examines the box.

Kolwalski:"It seems to be a large crate, one that contains live cargo."

The box moves around and they back away.

Skipper:"Rico open the box!"

Rico coughs up a crowbar and starts to open the box. The चोटी, शीर्ष falls to the ground. A black and white streak bolts out and jumps to the ground.

"Thanks for getting me out of there."

They all stare at the new arrival. Skipper is the first to speak.

Skipper:"Who are you?"
Tara:"I am your new roommate. My name is Tara. Who are you?"
Skipper:"I am Skipper." he points at Kolwalski "Thats Kolwalski" points at Rico "Thats Rico" points at Private " And thats Private. Why was i not informed of a new roommate?"
Tara:shrugs "I don't know."
Skipper:"Well don't get in our way. We have training. Alright boys...."
Private:"Wait, can't we teach Tara?"
Skipper:chuckles "Young Private, a girl could never keep up with our level of training."
Tara:"oh really? The science of the body states that a females body can have the same ability as a males."

Kolwalski stares in amazment that she likes science. Rico is in shock that she would go against Skipper's word. Skipper gives her a hard stare.

Skipper:"Then lets see what आप can do."


Let me know what आप think and tell me if I should make a part two.
“I Insist”
September 27, 2014


“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where आप can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”

“Hey, aren’t आप those penguins from the aquarium?” फ्रेड interrupted as he approached them.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do आप want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.

“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that ऊद, ओटर, ऊदबिलाव friend of yours...
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“Another Side”
April 26, 2014


    Skipper led a blindfolded Marlene into her cave.

    “Skipper, what is this? What’s the big surprise?” Marlene urged with anticipation.

    “Well, remember a couple of weeks पूर्व when आप कहा you’ve always wanted to stargaze, but couldn’t because of the bright city lights?” Skipper asked, preparing to remove the blindfold.

    “Yes, why?” Marlene answered.

    Skipper pulled off the blindfold. “That’s why,” he कहा with a grin.

    Marlene...
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No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra आम, मैंगो for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You कहा your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien कहा before coughing again.

“It’s...
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Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene कहा one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene कबूतर into their pond while...
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added by Featherson
Source: पेंग्विन्स ऑफ मॅडगास्कर
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope आप all enjoy them. द्वारा the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why आप would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank आप for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting अगला to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't हटाइए as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are आप in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The पेंगुइन in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: फ्रोज़न is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he कहा pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

— § —

Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat अगला to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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added by Sheila-Daimond
 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic जानवर had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did आप manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the चोटी, शीर्ष bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me
posted by TheRatKing1
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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The डॉल्फिन Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking चाय and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I कहा to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did आप ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...
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added by Cowtails
added by Cowtails
The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do या die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a माउस again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have आप ever...
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Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope आप enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” कहा Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few और touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now या never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...
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Author’s Note: This was requested द्वारा link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance द्वारा Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

♦ ♦ ♦

Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And द्वारा the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—


Skipper: *over the mic* “Did आप have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...
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