SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS THROUGHOUT, MOST LIKELY.

I tried my very best not to give away spoilers. But i failed. :(

I am watching Blowhole's Revenge right now, this very moment. :3 Being the first-ever Blowhole fangirl to actually CONFESS her fangirl-ness, I figure I'll give a by-the-minute review. It'll be a casual, somewhat geeky review.

AND AS I MENTIONED THERE MAY BE SPOILERS. SO DON'T READ IF आप DON'T WANT SPOILERS.

HERE WE GO.

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Well, we got the original शीर्षक screen. The old-school BOMB one. Nostalgic. :P

The शीर्षक screen is VERY cinematic. Western style. Artsy. And already hilarious. "Dibs on the मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन Winkie."

Badass unlocking of doors using ONLY WINGS. WHOO.

Not even the first five minutes, and we have a casualty. :'( But Blowhole trapped them द्वारा making them think they'd avoided a trap when really they'd walked into one. SWEET.

THE SCENE. FROM THE FIRST TRAILER. :D And this डॉल्फिन = sexy voice. DAMN आप NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. No, just kidding, he's amazing as Blowhole.

Well, well, WELL. Isn't this scene awesome. :3 And Blowhole pretty much verbally pwned 3/4 of the penguins within a minute. Wow.

Then proceeded to pwn them with electromagnets and lasers and talking about ChromeClaw, DO आप REALIZE HOW MUCH I'M GEEKING OUT RIGHT NOW???

I'm going to say really fast that Blowhole's skin is well rendered. Looks like actual डॉल्फिन skin. How interesting, they gave him proper texturing when no one else gets it.

:O Wait wait wait, Kowalski just...just tried to SUFFOCATE Blowhole? TO DEATH? That's frikkin HARDCORE. And the scene right afterwards was hilarious. xD

Ah, so twas all a flashback. Private's adorable. And Marlene's actually in this episode, wow! :D

THE FILES. Nuff said. ANd Julien being al spy-y is adorable. I never thought i'd say Julien was adorable. And did he just eye Marlene? O_O That perv. xD

I mentioned earlier about Blowhole's एनीमेशन being really good. Everything, actualy, was stepped up a notch! I mean, everyone else still looks the same (slightly और textured on the penguins, I suppose), but just the expressions and shading and movements are above average for a PoM eppy.

Julien rape! :O

Evil डॉल्फिन laugh #1, and the lobsters talk? Let-down. :(

Kowalski: "HE! ALWAYS! GETS! THE! GOOD! STUFF!"
Blowhole: O_o
Skipper: "He's fine. Go on."
Me: ROFLMAO

And "somebody write that down" scene never gets old. :3 And laugh #2.

I have been KING-NAPPED. द्वारा NINJA SHELLFISH. Which is HORRIFYING. And a little embarassing.

Flashbacks to other scenes (which makes me wonder how Blowhole interpets Skipper and marlene's interactions) and laugh #3. And its rather creepy, to think that Blowhole's got all the पूर्व PoM episodes recorded.

और hardcore with the बंदर, लेमूर BOMB. And hey, the rocket bottles make a comeback!

Laughs #4 and #5, and Blowhole's 'feed me' expression is SO TOTALLY ACCURATE. I saw that EXACT SAME FACE at the SeaWorld camp. It was rather disturbing, a pod of twelve-foot dolphins coming at आप with that expression, clambering into your lap. BACK TO THE SHOW.

OH, and the thought of Julien bugging Blowhole? आप GUYS TOTALLY CALLED IT. OMG, the "I am a mammal" scene made me giggle. Though I kept cringing, thinking, "Stranded dolphin, stranded dolphin, CALL THE STRANDING NETWORK, oh wait its a cartoon."

Might I also say the संगीत is very good? Very epic. Soundtrack of this episode = epic win.

So THAT was the double-cross. आप BASTARD. Laugh #6, DOUBLED with Julien's not-as-epic evil laugh.

Mort's GONE COMMANDO! Oh, and the sneak-peek scene (Blowhole decides to induce global warming and make humans jump through hoops of fire. Well, hoops, but आप know what he meant).

For some reason, BLowhole's 'I got an army of lobsters you'll never kill off' speech...freaked me out. And awww, Mort. "I took de subway! :3"

EPIC झींगा मछली, समुद्री झींगा FIGHT. From now on, every aquatic-themed movie should have one.

Blowhole pwns MORT??? आप can't pwn Mort! He's too adorable! :O Oh well, I can forgive him for that. I'm still sore about that whole 'suffocation' thing.

CHROMECLAW.

"Arctic will melt down EVER FASTER." "*goes द्वारा backwards* THANK आप KOWALSKI." And apocalyptic तस्वीरें of melting ice, well done PoM team for the nightmare fuel! xD

YAH BLOWHOLE VS SKIPPER! WHOOOOOOOO! Dunno who i'm cheering for, but WHOOOOOOO!

Julien double-agented them, well done feller. :D

"I got a WHOLE bunch of revenges piling up, and its NOT PRETTY." See, this is why FORGIVENESS is my preferred route of action. Still, tis my new quote of the day. And the final laugh, laugh #7

KING JULIEN IS A BUFFALO आग FIGHTER. That, right there, is the best ending line EVER. But now I wanna see Marlene up against Blowhole.

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OKAY. SO. I was hoping for a good episode.

IT BLEW MY EXPECTATIONS AWAY.

Guys, watch it. Either get the DVD या wait til Blowhole -- er -- President's Day. But watch it. It was AWESOME. The acting, the animation, the humor, and (most importantly) the timing...twas all perfect.

Oh, and, uh...I still find Blowhole incredibly sexy, DAMMIT. Didn't help they kept talking about his skin being pleasant to the touch. -_-

This is IamAngel624, member of Team Blowhole, signing off.