Marlene: हे guys!
Skipper: Hello Marlene. What brings आप here today?
Marlene: I'm just sooo excited for tomorrow! Guess why?
Private: Julien's moving?
Marlene: No.
Kowalski: NASA chose me to go on the trip to Mars?
Marlene: No.
Rico: Buttons!
Marlene: I wish! but nope. Actually its-
Skipper: Your birthday.

Marlene: Yes! I'm sooo glad आप remembered!
Skipper: Of course I did. Unlike these knuckle-heads.

Kowalski: Umm, I had a lot in my mind lately...
Private: I was visiting Barry this week...
Rico: Heheheh...

Marlene: Right....Well I'll go now! I gotta clean my habitat for tomorrow!

(leaves the room)

Skipper: Kowalski! What's our schedule for tomorrow?
Kowalski: Well...Learning how to make ice cream with fish.
Skipper: Well clear everything! It's Marlene's birthday. We always have a day-off at birthdays.
Kowalski: Well, according to my calculations, It's someone's birthday everyday.

Skipper: I ment for people we know.
Kowalski: Oh.
Private: I'm soo happy for Marlene! I hear Darla is going to tell fortunes tomorrow.
Kowalski: I told आप that's just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo.
Skipper: Yea, keep holding on to that dream.
Kowalski: There's proof that आप can be a great dancer!
Skipper: Like what?
Kowalski: When we thought आप were a girl. आप did a good job with that गुलाबी bow!
Skipper:...
Rico: Hehehehehe.

Skipper: Ok. Now, do we have the presents for tomorrow?
Kowalski: Umm...
Private: Uhh...
Rico: Errrrr...

Skipper: Aww, Come on!
Kowalski: Well what are आप getting her?
Skipper: Well that's classified Kowalski.
Private: Is it a kiss?
Skipper: No!
Rico: Ka-Boom?
Skipper: No!
Kowalski: Plutonium?
Skipper: No! and stop guessing!

Private: What is it?
Skipper: I कहा it's classified! Now go and खोजिए for her presents!
Kowalski: What are आप gonna do?
Skipper: Don't worry. I got it.
Kowalski: Right. Well Ok. C'mon boys.
Private: Right!
Rico: Yea!

(they left the room)

Skipper: Ok, now let's see...

(Julien enters)

Julien: Hello. Testy penguin.
Skipper: What are आप doing here, Ringtail?
Julien: Oh...nothing.
Skipper: Well get out! I'm trying to get ready for tomorrow.
Julien: Oh. For Marlene's birthday.

Skipper: Well it seems like I'm not the only one who can remember a certain someone's special occasion.
Julien: Right. So...I was wondering...do आप have any...special feelings for...
Skipper: *Skipper froze* Wait. What?
Julien: आप know. Marlene. आप and her...
Skipper: Umm...no?

Julien: Oh thank goodieness!
Skipper: Why?
Julien: Because. I was talking with my servants and Mort suggested a queen!
Skipper: A queen? and आप were thinking Marlene.
Julien: Yes!
Skipper: but...Marlene?
Julien: Yes!...Why? do आप have a problem with that?
Skipper: No! no! why did आप ask?
Julien: Because it seems as like आप have plans for her already. Well I hope Darla says that Marlene will fall for my manly-ness tomorrow. Well buh-bye now!

(he leaves)

Skipper: *scoffs* phhtt! I don't like Marlene! What makes that lemer think that I have a thing for her!
Julien: (pops up) Because all of the times I see आप with her, getting near her, protecting her, and smiling at her.
Skipper: Get out of here!
Julien: Sorry (goes back out).
Skipper:...Do I like her? Wait. What am I worried about? We're just best friends. That's it. She doesn't like me या anything. And I don't like her!

Nighttime...

(the boys enter the HQ)

Private: I hope Marlene likes my present!
Kowalski: Skipper! Did anything happen while we were gone?
Skipper: Uhh, no! Now लपेटें those presents and let's hit the hay!
Everyone: Right!