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Author’s Note: This is the third installment of my skits. First was the regular POM skits, then a set of Skilene skits, and now I present to my readers, Villain skits. If आप want to read the first twenty skits, click link for the first set of regular POM skits and link for the Skilene skits. As the शीर्षक says, these skits will showcase our प्रिय villains in some sort of funny antic, या at least that’s my goal. Any skit with a Roman numeral in brackets अगला to it has a skit note associated with it at the end. I hope आप enjoy them.

21) Figure of Speech [XII]

    “So, after we steal Skipper’s memory and listen to his most personal thoughts and secrets—including the locations of his network of hidden tunnels—we’ll start our attack,” Blowhole explained as he and Hans walked through a corridor.

    “And what do we do when we get to the penguins?” Hans asked.

    “I’m going to set my Diaboligizer on them, which will turn them evil,” Blowhole answered before throwing his head back with an evil डॉल्फिन cackle.

    “All right, आप told me your plan. That still doesn’t explain what I’m doing here,” Hans told him.

    “You’re going to be the one to lure Skipper here. I’m going to have a mysterious package sent to Shanghai that will rise Skipper’s suspicions. He’ll come here on a solo mission to check it out, in which I’ll zap him with my Mind-Jacker,” Blowhole explained.

    “And I …?” Hans urged.

    “Will be the one in the crate. You’ll quarrel with him, backing him to the coastline, where I will be waiting,” Blowhole answered.

    “How do आप know he’ll be alone?” Hans asked.

    “He will be,” Blowhole assured him. He turned off into a room and Hans followed. In the middle of the room, a large टोकरा sat, open and ready to contain Hans the puffin. Some lobsters working at controls on the far sides of the room.

    “Is that supposed to be what I’m going to be waiting for Skipper in?” Hans asked pointing to the crate. Blowhole grinned.

    “That’s the one. Go ahead and get in. We’re setting the plan in motion as we speak,” Blowhole ordered.

    Hans sighed and obeyed, getting inside the टोकरा as a couple of lobsters secured it shut.

    “I hope he comes soon so we can give him what’s coming to him!” Hans’ muffled voice कहा from inside. “Because otherwise, jumping through all of these hoops just isn’t worth it!”

    Blowhole’s face fell flat and he turned to a झींगा मछली, समुद्री झींगा that was standing अगला to him.

    “Did he seriously just say that?”

22) Recruit [XIII]

    As Dr. Blowhole examined his charts for his latest scheme, a झींगा मछली, समुद्री झींगा minion approached from behind.

    “Dr. Blowhole, we found someone. Should I send her in?” he asked.

    Blowhole turned.

    “Excellent, Red One. Yes, send her in immediately,” he ordered. The झींगा मछली, समुद्री झींगा nodded and left him. A few moments later he returned with a walrus pulling herself along द्वारा her large flippers. Blowhole cocked his brow.

    “This is who आप recruited for me? There better be an explanation for this,” he warned with a hard glare.

    The झींगा मछली, समुद्री झींगा shifted uncomfortably.

    “Well, I—”

    “Do आप want me या not, Dr. Fish-Man?” the walrus interrupted impatiently. Blowhole’s blood pressure rose.

    “I am not a fish! I am a mammal!” he protested angrily. He turned to the lobster. “What made आप think that we could use her to our advantage?!”

    “Who would suspect a walrus as a spy?” Red One कहा in his defense. Blowhole scoffed.

    “Skipper would suspect anyone as a spy, but a rude walrus would be one of the first,” Blowhole argued.

    “Exactly! If he suspects her as a spy so quickly, he would never believe you’d be so obvious!” the झींगा मछली, समुद्री झींगा pointed out. Blowhole considered.

    “Possibly, I suppose,” he कहा under his breath. He looked the walrus up and down, who looked ten times और impatient than she did five मिनटों ago. “State your name.”

    “What’s it to you, Blubber-Brain? Do I get the job या not?” the walrus snapped. Blowhole tensed and passed her on his Segway.

    “That is it! I can not work with this!”

    Red One followed him out.

    “Dr. Blowhole! Wait!” he called.

    “What?!” Blowhole snapped as he turned to face him.

    “Think about this! I really think she’ll be useful!” he told him.

    “And what makes आप think that?! She hasn’t made much of a first impression!” Blowhole argued. “Where did आप even find her?! Hoboken?!”

    “Dr. Blowhole, she has hands-on—well, flippers-on—experience! She’s got recommendations from some of the highest-ranking criminals on the other side of the nation! Apparently, her attitude actually makes her look less conspicuous,” the झींगा मछली, समुद्री झींगा explained. Blowhole breathed deeply and glanced back into the room.

    “But she’s so …”

    Inside the room, the walrus stopped a झींगा मछली, समुद्री झींगा that was passing her.

    “Hey, you! What kind of मछली can’t swim?” she asked. The झींगा मछली, समुद्री झींगा shrugged. “A dead one!” the walrus कहा before bursting out in obnoxious laughter. Blowhole grimaced.

    “That,” he finished.

    “I know. But I think she’s worth the trouble,” the झींगा मछली, समुद्री झींगा reasoned. Blowhole sighed.

    “Fine. As long as communication between us minimal,” he gave in.

    “Hey Fish-Face!” the walrus called. “Did आप make a decision या what?! I mean, I know आप can only use half your brain at a time, but come on!”

    Blowhole tensely gripped the handles of his Segway, tightened his jaw, and turned away, starting down the corridor.

    “Correction: As long as communication between us is through you.”

23) Hired [XIV]

    Alice—who had previously been sleeping at her desk, propping herself up द्वारा her hand—woke abruptly upon the phone ringing and she answered it.

    “Congratulations! You’re our third caller! That means you’ve won a free weekend cruise!” कहा the man on the other end.

    “Huh?! What?! A free weekend cruise?! Yeah! Okay! I can do that!” she replied excitedly. Alice rushed out of her office and started collecting her things, dialing a number on her cell phone and holding it between her ear and shoulder as she packed.

    “Hello?” answered a deep voice.

    “Yes, I’m Zookeeper Alice at the Central Park Zoo. I received your application in the mail about you’re looking for work and I have a temporary position for आप while I’m on vacation if you’re interested,” Alice told him.

    “Really? Doing what?” asked the man.

    “Just watching over the animals, keeping them fed. Especially watch over those penguins—they’re a tricky bunch,” Alice warned him.

    “Penguins?” the man repeated. आप could hear the grimace in his voice. “I would be और than happy to take over your position while you’re on vacation,” he continued, his grimace replaced with what seemed to be a smile. Alice cocked an eyebrow, but shrugged indifferently at his tone.

    “Great. I’ll leave my number on my डेस्क in case आप need to reach me,” Alice told him, though she was going to “forget” to so she wouldn’t be bothered. “How soon can आप be here?”

    “I’ll be there in an hour,” the man said. “And I won’t at all torment the penguins into regurgitating a flamethrower to catch them in the act,” he कहा under his breath, intending, but failing, for Alice not to hear him. Alice remained silent for a moment.

    “Whatever, weird-o,” she कहा before ending the call.

24) Trial and Error … And Error … And Error ... [XV]

    “Officer, it wasn’t my fault! I didn’t mean to hit your vehicle! It was those penguins! Please!” X pleaded as his head was pushed into the back of the police car.

    “Yeah, and a pretty तितली made John Wilkes Booth assassinate Abraham Lincoln,” the officer replied. He and his partner cracked up and X grimaced.

    “One दिन I’ll दिखाना you! One दिन those penguins will be exposed!” X protested before the door was slammed in his face. The policemen were still laughing when they climbed into the driver and passenger seats.

    “And a mockingbird made Brutus kill Julius Caesar,” कहा one the one in the passenger seat. They both laughed harder.

    “And a fluffy bunny made Bonnie and Clyde rob banks,” कहा the officer in the driver सीट as he fumbled to start the car as he laughed uncontrollably.

    “All right! I get it! आप can stop now!” X protested from the back seat. The policemen ceased laughing and looked back at him, then to each other, then started laughing harder than they had been, slapping their foreheads and burying their faces into the dashboard.

    X simmered in the back सीट with his expression twisted in unamusement. There just wasn’t a soul on earth that believed him.

    The officer in the passenger side सीट regained his composure first.

    “Whew!” he कहा wiping a tear. “Come on, Duthm. We need to get him to the station.”

    Duthm wiped his own tears and shifted the car in gear while the other officer made notes on X’s offense.

    “So, आप कहा penguins were the reason आप crashed into our car, Mr. X?” the officer asked with a grin.

    X didn’t answer.

    “Are आप sure आप just didn’t imagine the penguins?” the officer questioned.

    X still didn’t answer.

    “Upholding your right to remain silent. That’s a shame. I could have used another good laugh,” the officer कहा glancing back at X, whose face was warped with anger and agitation.

    “This isn’t fair,” X finally said. “I’m not crazy! Those penguins are out to get me! And आप so-called policemen are too stupid to realize it!” He कहा it before he realized what he was saying.

    The officer in the passenger side सीट turned around with wide eyes.

    “Reckless driving and insulting a police officer! आप are not helping yourself here, dirtbag,” he कहा making another note.

    “No! That’s not what I meant! What I mean is that you’re just too blind to see the truth—I mean—”

    “More insults toward a police officer! आप are in big trouble, Mr. X!” Duthm spat from the driver seat, turning around another block.

    “What I’m trying to say is that no one even cares to listen to me! I’m not crazy!” X told them. They both scoffed.

    “Sure. And I’m not a police officer,” Duthm replied.

    “Not a good one!” X blurted without thinking. “Wait—!”

    “All right! You’d best shut your mouth right now!” Duthm warned.

    X slumped back into the seat.

    “I hate penguins.”

25) Good Kitty

    It was an early morning in Hoboken, New Jersey. Though, not especially quiet.

    “No, that was in my habitat! You’re just a little thief! Now, give it back!” Rhonda snapped, trying to make a grab for the handful of मछली Hans was holding.

    “Nah-uh! Gracious threw these मछली in my habitat! So there!” he shot back, holding the मछली defensively.

    “Her name’s Gladys, आप undergrown duck!” Rhonda snapped.

    Clemson rolled his eyes as the argument continued between Rhonda and Hans in the neighboring habitat and he watched as Gladys make her way over to his habitat.

    “Yes! Finally! I wonder what she brought me—fruit? Mosquito?” He wondered aloud, rubbing his hands together as Gladys stopped short of his habitat.

    “And now for you, my little cutie!” she कहा as she popped open a can of Purina ® cat खाना and dumped it out in front of him. “Enjoy! Oh, such an adorable kitty cat!” Gladys added before leaving him.

    Clemson bewilderedly stared down at the pile of cat chow at his feet, then to his reflection in a nearby puddle.

    “Are आप kidding me?”

26) Fast Friends [XVI]

    Francis Alberta stared down at her ठग, चिकनी and stirred the straw around in it. Her had her head propped up on her fist.

    “Rough day?” the waiter कहा as he slid a small napkin in front of her and put a small bowl of cherries on चोटी, शीर्ष of it.

    “You could say that,” Francis replied irritably. She picked up a चेरी द्वारा its stem and plucked the फल off with her teeth. Finally, she glanced up and a wave of recognition smacked her in the face. “Don’t I know आप from somewhere?”

    The waiter shifted uncomfortably before he felt the same way about the woman at the counter.

    “I could say the same about you,” he said.

    “Well, I’m sort of well-known, so to speak. I … I have a record,” she कहा without meeting his eye. “What about you? Where do I know आप from?”

    The waiter sighed.

    “I go द्वारा X. I also have a record,” the waiter admitted quietly.

    “X?” Francis repeated looking down in concentration. “Oh, I know who आप are. You’re that guy with a thing for penguins.”

    X grimaced.

    “Somethin’ like that,” he कहा before scrubbing angrily at the counter, though it was spotless already.

    “Well, I don’t think you’re crazy. My life was going just fine until a quadrant of penguins came along,” Francis कहा before taking a sip of her smoothie.

    X stopped scrubbing abruptly and shot her a look.

    “Really?” he कहा disbelievingly.

    Francis nodded.

    “Yeah. I mean, I can’t blame आप for hating penguins if I hate my share as well. Who knows, maybe we hate the same penguins,” Francis replied. X smiled slightly.

    “I guess that could be a possibility. What exactly did they do to you?” he asked her.

    “Cost me my job,” Francis muttered with a roll of her eyes. X’s brow lowered curiously.

    “Mine, too,” he told her. “Actually, several of them,” he corrected himself.

    Francis cocked a brow.

    “Hm. Must be their thing.”

    “Probably,” X replied before returning to scrubbing the counter, though not as violently. When he glanced back at Francis, she had her eyes fixed on his biceps with a one-sided smile and he shifted his balance to his other foot.

    “C-Can I get आप anything else?” he asked nervously. Francis shifted her gaze to his eyes and smiled brightly.

    “No,” she answered with a shake of her head. “I’ll take my bill now.”

    X nodded and left to a cash register, then returned with her bill. After Francis pulled her balance from her wallet and signed the bill, she slid them across the counter.

    “Thank you. Have a nice day,” she कहा before turning to leave. X awkwardly cleared his throat and nodded.

    “You, too,” he replied picking the bill up from the counter. He noticed some लेखन under her signature.

    555-9418 Call me. ♥

    X’s eyes widened and he glanced up. Francis was waiting at the door looking back at him and she winked before leaving.

    X blinked twice before his eyes rolled into the back of his head and he fell unconscious.

27) Brainwashing Expert [XVII]

    “Ha-ha! Buck Rockgut! आप have fallen into my trap like the fool आप are!” the Red गिलहरी taunted as he watched Buck struggle against his restraints.

    “Now what, Red? आप gonna throw tomatoes at me या something? आप call this a trap!” Buck taunted.

    “Don’t tempt me. And you’re restricted, aren’t you!” Red shot back.

    “Yeah, yeah. Not for long, Red!” Buck assured him. Red laughed.

    “I’d like to see आप try. Now, onto my diabolical plan to rid of America’s greatest पेंगुइन commandos!” he कहा triumphantly.

    “And how do आप plan to do that, Red?” Buck asked unconvincingly.

    “I’m not. You are,” Red कहा smiling maleficently.

    “Beg your pardon?” Buck replied with his brow lowering in confusion.

    “Hypnosis!” Red answered. He threw his head back in विक्टोरियस laughter. Buck joined in guffaw, causing Red to cease laughing in bewilderment.

    “What?! What are आप laughing about! You’re supposed to be scared out of your itsy bitsy feathers!” Red asked angrily. Buck took a few deep breaths.

    “Wow, hypnosis? This I gotta see,” he replied relaxing back against the wall, hanging द्वारा the restraints.

    “I will have आप know that I am a hypnosis expert!” Red insisted. He turned to his side and added under his breath, “I saw it on the television.”

    Buck snickered.

    “I’ll दिखाना you! Wait here! I mean, not that आप have a choice,” Red कहा as he walked into the अगला room. He returned with a golden pocket watch.

    “Now, we’ll see who will be having the last laugh!”

    Red held the watch in front of Rockgut’s face and swung it from side to side.

    “Eyes on the watch,” he commanded. “You are now getting very sleepy. Your eyes are getting heavy and आप feel very relaxed. Very relaxed …” Red started. His voice started to soften. “And when I count to three, आप will be in a very—” Red yawned— “deep sleep. One …” Red’s eyes slowly opened and closed. “Two …” He yawned. “Three.”

    Red’s eyes fell closed and he toppled to the floor. Buck looked at him for a मिनट with his brow cocked.

    “Did he just …?”

    Buck burst out laughing uncontrollably.

    “Hypnosis expert! That’s one way to look at it!”

28) Brains Vs. Befuddled

    The Blue Hen paced through the park, muttering irritably to herself as she thought over how she was going to go about getting revenge on those blasted penguins once and for all. Finally, she stopped द्वारा a पेड़ to sit down.

    She’d gone over several ideas through her head, but it was a lot harder to come up with a good scheme now that they had kicked her out of the zoo. When she lived in the zoo, it was easier to spy on them to know what to expect. She knew everything from before they kicked her out of the zoo and prior. It was impossible to know what kinds of things they had now.

    “Hello?”

    Blue turned at the sound of the voice and found herself staring at a squirrel.

    “What do आप want?”

    “I was just wondering what आप were doing at my tree,” the गिलहरी replied in a slow monotone.

    “Nothing for आप to be concerned with, Fred,” Blue replied. She’d seen the penguins encounter फ्रेड before and knew exactly what to expect in engaging a conversation with him.

    “How do आप know my name? Are आप psychotic?” फ्रेड asked stepping closer.

    “It’s psychic. And I guess I am, in a way,” Blue replied smugly. “Now, leave me alone.”

    “How does one become psychotic?” फ्रेड asked, ignoring Blue’s request.

    Blue sighed impatiently.

    “I don’t have time for this,” she muttered.

    “For what?” फ्रेड inquired.

    “This,” Blue replied sternly, getting to her feet.

    “You don’t have time for standing? Then why don’t आप sit back down?” फ्रेड asked curiously. Blue’s expression went flat.

    “You really are incompetent, aren’t you,” Blue stated rather than inquired. फ्रेड smiled.

    “Hey, that’s what my Granny tells me! आप really are psychotic!”

    Blue looked फ्रेड up and down with her eyes.

    “Yes, Fred. I’m psychic. And I predict that you’re going to go back into your पेड़ in the अगला thirty seconds,” she told him.

    “Wow, I wasn’t even thinking about going back to my tree, but I guess I’m supposed to since आप predicted it,” फ्रेड replied.

    “Make that ten seconds,” Blue कहा impatiently.

    “Oh, then I’d better get going,” फ्रेड कहा climbing back up into his tree.

    “And you’re also going to be absolutely silent when आप get there!” Blue called up.

    Fred climbed into the hole in the पेड़ that he called घर and poked his head out and nodded down at Blue before disappearing into the hole again. Blue smiled.

    “Too easy.”

29) Tangled

    “Take that back, आप little rat!”

    “No! It’s true and आप know it, garden snake!”

    Savio continued to chase Hans through the Hoboken Zoo as the other inhabitants watched the दिखाना with amusement.

    “I told आप a million times! I am not a garden snake! I am a बोआ कंस्ट्रिकटर, संयोजक आप overgrown parakeet!” Savio shot back slithering after him with great speed.

    Hans took a sharp turn to the left and darted into the zoo’s gift shop. Savio pursued.

    Once inside, Hans pulled a plan off the चोटी, शीर्ष of his head and threw himself under a तालिका, टेबल turning sharply around one of its legs as Savio chased him underneath. Hans then jumped up onto a clothing rack and threw himself over and under back to the other side, grabbing a tape measure that was draped over a hanger on his way down. Savio followed. Hans sprinted back for the तालिका, टेबल and threw himself around another leg and doubled back, looping the measuring tape around Savio’s tail end and double-knotted it securely to his midsection. Savio could almost reach him, but no matter how hard he tried, his body was too टैंगल्ड to stretch any further.

    “Ha!” Hans taunted in triumph. Savio grunted in frustration.

    “This isn’t over! I’m going to get out of this, and when I do, you’ll have hell to pay, mi enemigo!” he threatened.

    “Ooh! I’m so scared!” Hans shot back, ignoring his intimidation. “Who’s the fool, now?! Ha-ha!”

    Hans turned with a laugh and tripped over Savio’s midsection, tumbling into a rack full of yo-yo’s. When he pulled himself to his feet, he was covered in string. He pushed and pulled them to the side, but that only made matters worse as the string tightened around him. When he was finally nothing but a टैंगल्ड mess, he fell to his side, struggling. With an aggravated sigh, he stopped, knowing that it was no use. That’s when he realized that Savio was snickering uncontrollably.

    “Apparently, it’s still you, mi amigo,” he taunted.

30) Clear and Concise [XVIII]

    “All right, we all got the plan, now?” the Amarillo Kid asked Gomer and Bo, the gophers.

    “Sure do, Kid,” Gomer answered. “You go’n trick Private into thinkin’ we threatenin’ to steal yer shell and then we go’n trick all them penguins to come steal the Westchester Putter while Private helps आप grab it.”

    “No, I’m goin’ to trick Private into thinkin’ yer goin’ to steal my shell if we don’t steal the Westchester Putter that I’m supposedly goin’ to use to beat आप two at a game. Then yer goin’ to trick them other penguins to come here so we’s can trap ‘em द्वारा tellin’ them that I tricked Private into helping me steal the Westchester Putter in the first place, and trick them into comin’ to us so’s we can trap ‘em all so’s they don’ come after us,” Kid explained.

    “Right,” Bo replied. “So, आप go’n trick Private into stealin’ the Putter and we go’n trick the penguins into chasin’ after आप and then we go’n trap ‘em and make ‘em watch आप play golf with us.”

    “No,” Gomer disagreed. “We’re go’n trick the penguins into followin’ Kid to the Putter so’s they can steal it and give it to us!”

    “Yer both wrong! Listen, I’m trickin’ Private into stealing the Putter with me ‘cause he’s goin’ to think yer threatenin’ to take my shell. Then yer gonna trick the other penguins into thinkin’ that I hornswoggled आप two out of all yer belongin’s and yer gonna lead them to me and Private. We’re gonna trap ‘em and steal the putter ourselves,” Kid explained again.

    “Right. आप trick Private into stealing the Putter, then we trick the other penguins into comin’ so we can take your shell and personal belongin’s,” Bo answered.

    “What?! No! That’s not what I said! Look, all आप need to know is that आप need to trick the penguins into comin’ after Private द्वारा tellin’ them that I hornswoggled you. When they get there, we’ll trap the penguins and take off with the Putter. Is that clear, now?”

    Bo and Gomer nodded.

    “Oh, wait, so when do we take yer shell?” Bo asked.

    “You don’t! We just need Private to think y’are!” Kid answered angrily.

    “Then we make the penguins think we चुरा लिया the Putter so’s they come after Private?” Gomer asked.

    Kid gripped his head in and threw it back in frustration.

    “No! That doesn’t even make sense! Listen, just get the penguins to come after Private! All right?!”

    “But I thought आप were trickin’ the penguins,” Bo inquired scratching his head.

    “We’re all trickin’ the penguins!” Kid कहा through clenched teeth.

    “And we’re trickin’ Private,” Gomer कहा with an understanding nod.

    “No, I’m trickin’ Private! Yer trickin’ the other penguins!” Kid कहा pointing angrily at them.

    “So, yer trickin’ Private, we’re trickin’ the other penguins, and Private’s goin’ to steal the Putter, and we’re gonna trap the penguins?” Bo asked.

    “Yes,” Kid कहा with relief.

    “Then we take your belongin’s?” Gomer added.

    Kid took a deep breath of frustration and turned to the side, repeatedly banging his forehead into the wall.

    Gomer and Bo exchanged a glance. Bo scratched his head and looked back to the Amarillo Kid.

    “You all right, Mr. ‘Marillo Kid?”

— § —

[XII]        This takes place preceding The Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole.

[XIII]        This takes place preceding Roomies.

[XIV]    This takes place during the beginning of The Officer X Factor.

[XV]        This takes place following A Kipper For Skipper. For anyone who doesn’t know, Abraham लिंकन was The United States of America’s sixteenth president and was assassinated द्वारा John Wilkes Booth on April 14, 1865 at Ford’s Theatre. Julius Caesar was a Roman emperor who was killed द्वारा his best friend, Brutus and company, द्वारा stabbing him several times in ancient Rome. And lastly, Bonnie and Clyde were two famous criminals during The United States’ Great Depression in the early- to mid-1900s.

[XVI]    I’m seriously worried about myself now. I have a feeling आप are, too.

[XVII]    This takes place preceding Our Man In Grrfurjiclestan.

[XVIII]    This takes place preceding Showdown On Fairway 18.

Extra Side Note: I realize that it’s really easy to do skits in relation to an episode. LOL
People saw the शीर्षक card for The ऊद, ओटर, ऊदबिलाव Woman. It had Skipper and Marlene "dancing" on it. They think it's Skilene.
But it's not.
Sorry.
You may ask, "Have आप seen it? NO! NO ONE HAS! SO WE DON'T KNOW!"
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as marlene went back to her घर to get ready julion comes.
julion:why heloo to आप newcomer my name is king julion lord of the lemers ruler of the ringtails etc etc etc whom might आप be?
marlene:my name is arlene.
julion:well since a dance wicth me your king will be hosting I was hoping if you'd be the one to dance with me?
marlene:I'm going with skipper so no thanks.
at midnight the dance had begin.
julion:I still haven't got one who will dance with me.
maurice:ok any gal who does not have a boy to dance with plz step forword.
no gal steps up(bekay and stacy are fighting over privete and marlene...
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posted by Bluepenguin
 *Smiles* I will miss आप too, Ester.
*Smiles* I will miss you too, Ester.
Skipper: Kowalski!!!

Skipper ran over to the electrocuted Kowalski, whose senses seemed to be in another realm, making Kowalski unable to सवाल his own life या death.

Kowalski's Thoughts: ......What have I done.....

Skipper pulls Kowalski up and starts to shake him, which is not the best idea to try on an unconscious victim.

Skipper: Kowalski!!! Can आप hear me?!
Skipper points at Private.
Skipper: Private, go get Rico and my medical supplies!
Private: Right!.... *looks over at Kowalski*... O-ok...

Private slides off toward the habitat, but Kowalski's thoughts gradually return and he begins to...
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posted by Bluepenguin
The penguins are working on a new secret operation on protecting the HQ if Dr. Blowhole ever ambushes them. Skipper stands beside an ancient looking projector that shows the defenses that Kowalski will have to create today, and the barriers that Rico and Private will have to set up as Skipper plans the whole process.
Skipper: Ok, so on the left side, we'll add in a electrification fence. 10,000 bolts of sheer mortal danger will definitely stop that bottlenose freak!
Private: But Skippa, shouldn't we put some fence over around the right side of the HQ too?
*Skipper slaps Private*
Skipper: Private!...
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posted by Amberpet
We see the penguins doing whatever they usually do in their room when Julien comes in)
Julien: Hi silly penguins. Why is there a big present in my kingdom, but आप have 3 presents up there?
Private: What?
Skipper: Let's take a look.
(They go up and look)
Skipper: Kowalski, analysis.
Kowalski: We have 3 transfers from the Hoboken zoo and I will bet my left flipper thats the one in the बंदर, लेमूर habitat is too.
Private: I wonder if they are girls.
Skipper: That is highly unlikely.
(The penguins inside break down a side of their crates)
Tiggie: Girls! We're here!
Princess: Neat. I wonder if there willl be unicorns...
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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fanfiction: Part 1

"Gah!"
    Kowalski woke up with a jolt, almost awakening the team from their deep slumber. He heard the soft thump of his दिल pounding in his chest. Trying to calm himself, he quietly slipped out of his bunk and peered at the alarm clock.
"3:40?! I got to get back to sleep! Tomorrow there is agility training!"
    Kowalski rubbed his eyes and quietly headed back to the small bunk, oblivious to Skipper's disappearance.

The dock...

    Small पेंगुइन feet waddled across the dock,...
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posted by CoolNala
Part 3 - प्यार and Imprisonment

005 (Leah) is about to talk to her boss again, courtesy of a web cam on her computer while at the palace.
Blowhole: "Glad to hear from आप again, Agent 005."
005: "Yes. And I have new intel on that jewel आप were looking into."
Blowhole: "Do tell me." 005: "Well, it's known as the Ocean Jewel. The King didn't specifically say what it did, but, he did say if it went into the wrong hands, the results would be catastrophic." Blowhole: (laughing in a डॉल्फिन voice) "Then it must do some pretty powerful things. I must have it. I will assemble a great team of agents to...
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Note: The following is the first of three samples I will be posting here of my FanFiction.net लेखन project “A Skilene-Filled September.” In the project, I will write and प्रकाशित करे one short story daily in the महीना of September 2010 which will explain one possible way that Skipper and Marlene could get together for the first time. My personal लेखन style has always been to portray Skipper and Marlene as just really good फ्रेंड्स and to only “hint” at something more, but I have decided to exempt this project -- and only this project -- from that standard.

On FanFiction.net, a much longer...
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CHAPTER ONE: Long time no see, bro!

It was around 10:00 pm in the New York City. Alice the Zookeeper was standing in front of the रसोई, रसोईघर desk, her ears full of classic rock music, shaking her hips in dancing moves and humming her favourite song. She was in quite a good frame of mind right now. The visitors were gone, the जानवर were fast asleep, the whole zoo area was dead calm and still and nobody would interrupt her. Since she had the whole रसोई, रसोईघर to her own disposition she decided to take the advantage of it and prepare herself her favourite meal, Perfetto Deluxe, she hadn't been eating...
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posted by dsprtpenguin
Our प्यार isn't like a प्यार story,
But I wish it was.

I wish आप would carry me with your white horse,
and come in with the rain.

I wish आप कहा that we would be forever and always,
and have that happy ending, fairy tales have.

I remember when I first met you,
I was fifteen to be exact.

Sparks flew around me when I saw your beautiful eyes
You made me crazier and crazier every मिनट I spent time with you.

If आप ask me if I प्यार him,
I'd lie.

I'd write poems about आप and decorate my whole दीवार with every memory I spent with you,
I'd give आप half of my दिल if आप ever need it,
I'd scream till my lungs...
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posted by Lzk94pzpom
heres my facts about me and its all true and yes im और crazier then Rico xD (don't tell him that i कहा that) anyway this is my facts about me and i प्यार my bazooka&my bloody swords!!! im the awesomeness पेंगुइन girl ever! take that Giselle! BOOM-SHAKA-NA! im और stronger then you! xD (the shot thing doesn't count so don't point it out)to the others,this is my info but don't copy my info! if आप do i will bring my bazooka! and my bloody swords xD Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

species:
gender:
birthday:
weapon:
प्रिय sport:
place:
hobbies:
facts:
fears:

heres mines
posted by Penguin11
My first ever Kico fic! :D
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I sit silently watching Kowalski from afar.
Watching the पेंगुइन create is my only redemption from the empty void I call life.
And I sit here, taking in Kowalski with all of my senses.
Sound? His voice melts my soul and sends tingles down my spine every time he addresses my name.
Touch? He was softer than the tiniest down feather of a newly hatched goose.
The touch of Kowalski sends me wild.
Sight? Eyes like the vast ocean, and a black and white body like that of the homeland Antarctica.
Smell? A touch of salmon, some phosphoric acid, salt...
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~ it needs 2 to प्यार ~


This is a story about friendship and love.
How would emotions change the penguin's life? Can the दिल be stronger than the psyche?

This here's the story.




Surprise, Surprise.

Marlene was enjoying herself in her bright pool, गाना loudly and swimming a few rounds, as suddenly an animal landed with a big splash in the water.
Marlene got frightened, she quickly turned to the animal who couldn't swim.
''Hold on!'', she shouted and swam as fast as an ऐरो to save the poor animal. It was a rendeer.

She carried it in her habitat and as she looked at the rendeer's face, she smiled...
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posted by Penguin11
My hands clung to the blood like Velcro. Had this really happened? I asked myself repeatedly. I would always get the same answer.

Now I walk down the street, with fear on my face that another innocent soul has been murdered. I walk, and I walk. I watch all of the suspicious characters. I pull my हुड, डाकू closer, hoping to seek comfort in the world I now know. I know it is cruel. I keep on walking.

Now I am almost to my apartment. I pray to god to keep me safe. He replies. I walk घर unscathed, even though knowing I must walk into the cruel world again. I sit on the couch, to eat a snack, and thank...
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posted by ggreen7295
Chapter 1: A depressing end, and an even और depressing beginning

Life

Birth

Animation

Every living thing lives to strive in life. To experience danger, and प्यार and to gain wisdom to pass on to an new generation. In life there are hopes and dreams, adventure and exploring, and danger. But at some point of live there is death, is it of old age? Murder? Suicide?

A boy was fiddling his thumbs as his mother was driving down a पहाड़ी, हिल toward an intersection, when they both stopped the light was still red. The two was about to visit the boy's grandmother in Boston. Nothing of any significance were wondering...
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OPERATION: घर SWEET HOME
CHAPTER FIVE
~ A Far, Far Better Thing ~


At precisely 0345 in the morning, Skipper कबूतर out of his bunk to shut off the alarm clock he had set for himself before its noise woke up the others. He had only 45 मिनटों to prepare before he met with Marlene to take her down into the sewer to hideout from the humans, namely the zoo staff that were tasked with preparing her to be transported to St. Louis.

“I’m gonna need the energy today,” Skipper कहा to himself as he waddled over to a cabinet and removed four coffee mugs, holding two द्वारा the handles in each flipper. “I...
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posted by Camillebas
It was night, all जानवर in the zoo were sleeping. Kowalski lay twitching in his sleep, he was dreaming. He was running throgh a jungle that some-what resembled the reptile house. A large creature was chasing him.He was running on a small dirt path that cut through the trees,there was many bushes and dense plants bordering it. Kowalski could't tell what the creature was because it was following him while staying in the bushes. There was s growl and it lept from the bushes, just before the creature landed on Kowalski, it turned into a female penguin. She pinned him to the ground and smiled...
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posted by EmoCupCake
Hello! I'm back with another oneshot, 'bout private this time! Disclaimer: I don't own POM, but I do own my OC's Chuck,
Melony, and their mom and dad. :P Warning: There is no warning.


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Private had always been afraid of badgers. He never quite knew why. Perhaps it was their vicious looking teeth. या maybe it was simply because they were bigger than him. But, when Private was assigned to spy on the new niehbors, he had no idea what was waiting for him inside that habitat. He skipped all the way there, excited. He jumped right over the fence into...
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posted by KowalskiGirl345
S: Ok we need to spit up, Marlene zoo, Rico city, Kowalski park, and I will surch the sewers, now go!
(all of them splitted up for the surch)

~meanwhile~

S: Find him yet?
M: No.
R: Nada!
S: Kowalski find him yet?
K: I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE! AHHHhhhhh!
M: What the heck is up with him?!
S: Nobody knows, he probly went home, lets go!
( they went to the पेंगुइन habitat)
S: Kowalski? Kowalski? Were are you?
P: Hi Skipper!
M: Private, where were you?
S: And weres Kowalski!
P: Oh he कहा he seen a मकड़ी again and ran to his lab, and he was screaming!
R: HA HA HA!
S: Rico, stop with the laughing!
R: Sorry.
K: हे guys!
R: Whats up!
S: well it night time so we need to go to bed.
M: Wait!... Why did आप sream Kowalski?
K: I seen a मकड़ी that keped on chasing me, so I ran off.
S: Um... ok? Lets go to bed, yaw need to too.
............
posted by skipperluvs
Chapter 9

Rico opened his eye a little and peeked. He then saw a pair of red eyes glaring down into his blue eyes. They turned round and round until it couldn’t find Rico, and then the red blurred out. Rico turned back to see Dru, who was looking at the files delivered द्वारा Richard.

“Huh…The North California Zoo.” She chuckled suspiciously. She then turned to Rico and spread the files on the table. It was one perfectly sealed letter coming from the North California Zoo. She ripped the edges slowly and out she popped a letter. Dru read it out loud. “You are invited to my wedding.”...
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