"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General", या " The Major-General's Song"was written द्वारा the playwrights Gilbert and Sullivan in 1879. The song is famous, and you've probably heard it before.
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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil डॉल्फिन mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the प्यार of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl
I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a रे that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil डॉल्फिन mastermind!
I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled द्वारा his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled द्वारा many rabid bears
Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil डॉल्फिन mastermind!
In fact, when i know what is meant द्वारा "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been और forbidding
For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If आप don't agree with me i'll blow आप from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil डॉल्फिन mastermind!
The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope आप liked it
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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil डॉल्फिन mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the प्यार of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl
I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a रे that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil डॉल्फिन mastermind!
I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled द्वारा his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled द्वारा many rabid bears
Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil डॉल्फिन mastermind!
In fact, when i know what is meant द्वारा "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been और forbidding
For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If आप don't agree with me i'll blow आप from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil डॉल्फिन mastermind!
The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope आप liked it
