पेंग्विन्स ऑफ मॅडगास्कर Article: Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

posted by Cowtails

Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, आप were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*

Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* आप guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals* COOKIES!! *shoves a bunch in my mouth* *starts choking*
Director: CUT!! Cowtails, we almost had it!! आप couldn't NOT choke?!
SP: Um...she's still choking...
Private: Shouldn't someone who knows the Heimlich maneuver do something?
Cowtails: *faint*
Director: GAH!! Not my co-star!! MEDIC!!!
SP: Co-star?
Director: आप and Cowtails are the stars of this movie!! I कहा I NEEDED A MEDIC!!

Kill Kowalski दिन Take One
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *glare* *stops running*
SP: *trips over Kowalski* WHAA!!
Director: CUT! Kowalski, why the heck did आप stop?! Cowtails is supposed to say that!!
Kowalski: *huff* I still don't think we need that line...

Kill Kowalski दिन Take Two
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *still running*
Private/Rico/Skipper: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Kowalski: WHO'S SIDE ARE आप ON?!

Crazy SP Take One
Cowtails/Penguins: *running and screaming*
Kowalski: कुकीज़ AND ICE CREAM!!
SP: Now you're gonna DOUBLE DIE!!
Kowalski: *screams*
Private: *wets the floor*
Director: CuT!! Private, that was great, but it's not in the script!!
Private: *whimpers* I know....

Died From Fright Take One
Cowtails/Skipper/Rico: *leaves and hides somewhere else*
Private: *trembles* H-hello Sweet P-Prippah...enjoying the weathah??
SP: I will kill आप if आप don't tell me where आप फ्रेंड्स are RIGHT NOW!!
Private: *falls over unconscious*
Director: Cut! Good! One scene without mistakes!!
SP: Um...I think he fainted for real...Wake up sweetie!! *nudges Private*
Cowtails: *snickering*
Private: *wakes up* Wh-what happened?? Did we finish the scene?

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take One
Cowtails: *running, carrying Skipper* *everyone else is unconscious* GAH! SORRY SWEETIE!! *drops Skipper*
Skipper: AAAHHH!!! *gets knocked out*
SP: YOU'RE अगला COWTAILS!!
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...you um...um...LINE PLEASE!!
Director: CUT!!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Two
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT!! The line is "You're hair looks great today!" Not wonderful!
Cowtails: Does it matter?
Director: *facepalm* YES!!

(quite a while later)

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Twenty Four
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT AGAIN!!
Cowtails: *facepalm* OH MY GOD!! CAN'T WE JUST CHANGE THE LLINE?!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Thirty Seven
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks GREAT today..
SP: *swings knife*
Director: CUT!! Finally, the right line! Now, was that so hard?
Cowtails: *glare*
Kowalski: Now आप did it.
Director: *runs*
Cowtails: *chases* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

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The Arena of Death Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

He remembered his dad's words along with Private's "I will send a sign to trigger a plan in your mind," and "I thought आप were dead". तस्वीरें appeared in his mind. How unsuspecting the dog was when he attacked after his plan before. The whole ignorant staff of this place was the dog. All he had to do to defeat them was putting together a fake death. द्वारा that they'd throw his "corpse" in the trash. From the dump truck he'd jump out and make his way to the zoo. There he would rally up all the जानवर to save his boys and the other penguins. From there they would all escape even the girl. All the...

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

NOTE: This is pretty short, but I wanted to have a cliffhanger before the probably last chapter.

They headed आगे and circled the building. A window got the penguins' attention. Marlene stood watching them through it. Private waved joyously. "Hi, Marlene!" He called. Rico hacked up a grabbling gun and shot it at the window. Under the pressure of the hook the window shattered. They all grabbed on and were hoisted up. They landed on their feet in "ready-postion". Before anything else happened, Marlene grasped Skipper's flipper uncomfortably tight.

"Marlene, don't worry we're going to resc-"...

Till The Night Ends Chapter 7 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Kowalski was in a big white space. No furniture, no windows and no doors.
As far as the eye can see only white!
"Hello?" Kowalski called in the cold white. His voice echoed from the walls, but he got no answer. What had Lara कहा about Level 2? We must fight against our fears.
Alone! What were his fears? Did he have any?
Yes!
At that moment the ground began to shake and suddenly an animal with 8 arms stood before him.
Space Squid!
Kowalski could just hold in his usual girls scream.
The worst part was, he had NOTHING to defend himself! Nothing at all!
The Squid spit a disgusting green liquid at Kowalski,...

My Friend (A Poem द्वारा Kayla)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

This is a poem I wrote for my friend Kowalski (Lt_Kowalski) Enjoy...

Before me, he stands as tall as a पेड़ with feathers of ebony and eyes of teal.

He has been through so much and here he stands before me, my friend...

He can make आप laugh. He can make आप smile when आप feel down.

He is kindhearted and friendly, a good friend, indeed...

a rolemodel, like a legend he stands before me as tall as the पेड़ itself... What is this feeling... This feeling is weird..

It is a warm feeling... A feeling of warmth like I have been covered द्वारा a heavy

blanket in the cold of night.. Is this the feeling of trust...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 5.

posted by CuteCuddly

I open my eyes, blinking away the sleep. I stare at a stone ceiling for a moment, before remembering Rico had made me a bunk.

I turn onto my side at look around the HQ. I hear snores and sleepy murmers from near-by, suggesting the rest were still asleep. I slide out of bed, my eyelids feeling heavy. I rub my eyes to remove the sleep still lingering in them.

I finally feel और awake and decide to have another early morning swim. I softly make my way to the door and slip silently out.

I streach and yawn, as the rising sun beams down on my feathers, making them shiny in the light. I hear a sound...

Shipwrecked chapter 4

posted by kivamarie

the अगला mourning.

Skipper: (wakes up to hear something) Kiva. Kiva wake up.

Me: (wakes up) what is it skipper?

Skipper: I saw something it looks like a नाव it maybe our last chance to be rescued!

Me: what?! (sees a boat) hey! over here! were over here! (hugs skipper) skipper the नाव stop and its turning towards us!

Skipper: yes after a few days without water we are finally getting out of this dump!

someone on the नाव was speaking Spanish so I talk to him on the नाव in Spanish to rescue me and skipper on the island and it worked me and skipper are finally getting off the island.

on the boat.

Skipper: when did आप learn to speak Spanish Kiva?

Me: internet why?

Skipper: oh I was just wondering. when the people get us back to the dock I think we should head back to New York and tell my men about it.

Me: I think that's a good idea skipper (hugs skipper) and I like it.

The End

Shipwrecked chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the अगला mourning. my dress was dry again and my shoes aren't wet too. so I woke up and then put on my dress and my shoes back on.

Me: skipper wake up.

Skipper: (wakes up) oh Kiva you're awake.

Me: yeah and I got good news and bad news. the good news is that the नाव is okay. the bad news is that the rocks smashed the नाव into pieces.

Skipper: well so much for our one only ticket getting out of here.

Me: great were stuck in here with no खाना no water and no shelter. what are we going to do skipper?! (hugs skipper) I don't want to die I really don't want to die skipper!

Skipper: don't panic. we just...

Survival chapter 6

posted by kivamarie

The अगला mourning it was about to take a turn for the worst.

Skipper: (wakes up) boy I slept well last night (looks at me) aw and I bet my pal slept well last night too. well time for us to keep on going to find the cure for आप (puts my hand on his shoulder).

and so me and skipper continue to find the cure. just then i woke up.

Me (ill): (wakes up) ugh hi skipper.

Skipper: oh mourning Kiva.

me and skipper talk for a while when they heard something.

Me (ill): (scared) skipper what was that?

Skipper: I don't know Kiva but it could be another wild animal Kiva get something out of your backpack.

so I...

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I am in the PoM World.

posted by CuteCuddly

Ok, chapter three. Hope आप enjoy.

I wake up before even Skipper. I turn over to look at the four, sleeping penguins. I smile. Private, on the सेकंड lowest bunk, is cuddling his lunacorn as close to his chest as possible. I frown. I makes me think of my favourite stuffed toy back home. (yes, I'm 12 and I sleep with stuffed toys sometimes) Half way around the world.

I get off the floor and wander around the HQ, trying to figure out what to do. I'm normally hungry as soon as I wake up, but I'm not. Then again, this isn't normal. I look at the clock. It's five am, या as Skipper would say, 0500...

Survival chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the अगला mourning I still feel sick and ill and i didn't get any sleep last night.

Me (ill): ugh oh man i didn't sleep well last night and I'm still sick and ill from the dirty water I drank yesterday (tries to get up but i fell on the ground) ugh i still feel sick I can't get up because of the dirty water i drank i still feel sick and ill and now I'm starting to feel weak. ugh if I don't do something quick I'm going to die या worse (still sick stays calm) ugh stay calm Kiva I promise myself that will survive and will stay alive. I'll try my best to stay awake and not close my eyes. ugh (feels...

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Till The Night Ends Chapter 4 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Slowly, the world around the 4 birds clear again and before they realized what was happening they were in the jungle!
As far as they can see, only green!
"What the ...?" Skipper stopped when he saw where they were.
"Wow!" Kowalski was amazed.
"Lara has done it." Called Private.
"Thank you." Suddenly, Lara's voice came from above.
The four looked up, but there was nothing else than to see a beautiful blue sky.
"You can not see me, आप are in the trailer, remember?"
"We know that!" Skipper shouted angrily.
"Well, then I tell आप now what आप have to do here."
"Then begin!" Kowalski shouted.
"You work together...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 7: THE ZOO!!!!

posted by andresandru

"We woke up, felling dizzy, I just could barly stand up in four, then I saw her, yelly was right above us, death, the black over-grown badger, was behind us, as she turned in a circle.

I was trying to find where were we, but I didnt want to make yelly atack e with death, since I've never defeted her, I still acted dizzy, moving from one place to another, like if I was.....was......whats the word?"

"Sladish, annoying, drunk?" Private said, looking angrily at Skipper, he knew the real deal with this

"RIGHT! druk, like if I was drunk, she eventually discovered my trick, since evryone else was standing...

The Little Door Part 4

posted by Saracuda

"Skipper!" Liberty gasped. She picked up the limp पेंगुइन द्वारा his scruff and carried him into the cave. She lay him down on her बिस्तर of leaves and trotted to the other end of the cave to start a warm आग in the fireplace. Skipper didn't stir.
"Don't worry Libby. He's just exhausted."
she told herself.
A bright blaze roared to life and warmed the now bright cave. Suddenly Skipper's foot twitched and he rolled over, mumbling something inaudible.
Liberty stepped closer to try to hear it.
She realized he was talking in his sleep.
"Libby..Libby, where are you? What were आप doing there? Where's the key.."...

The Little Door Part 3

posted by Saracuda

It was dark when the team returned from a mission. They were exhausted though Skipper tried to hide it. In spite of himself he realized he was swaying on his feet. Private let loose a wide yawn and Kowalski kept falling alseep standing up AND walking at the same time. Rico snored every so often, his head hanging on his shoulder like a pillow.
The penguins half climbed, half fell down the ladder and collapsed onto their bunks. But their sweet imediate dreams were short-lived. Suddenly the alarm blared and four groggy penguins hobbled into a weak defensive position.
A cloaked figure of a four-legged...

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Switched Part 3

posted by skipper12a

So here's the 3rd chapter of my little mix-up... Enjoy!
Chapter 3: A secret is too much for three
(all three exit Kowalski’s lab)
SK: So… Did आप fix whatever it is आप have to fix या will it blow up and destroy the whole world?
SH: Yes. And none of my inventions have ever blown up the world, या even come close to blowing it up, unlike Kowalski for instance.
PR(Kowalski): Hey! Oops. (covers beak)
KW(Private): (coughs) Um… My inventions don’t blow up, it’s just a… Uh…
SH: (whispers)
KW(Private): Oh, yes! A discharge of excess energy!
PR(Kowalski): (mumbling) No it’s not.
SK: Oh, really?...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 4

posted by SkippX101

"AHHHHHH!!!!!" yelled Marlene as her and Skipper were dragged through the air द्वारा the grappling-gun, she was holding onto Skipper with all her might(basically squeezing the life out of him). "A...little...to TIGHT Marlene" Skipper gasped as they got nearer and nearer towards the aeroplane wing."Sorry!!! Ok lets get the suction-cups and the force-field machiney-thing out" Marlene yelled to be heard over the sound of the wind, Skipper held onto her a she got the suction-cups out of her backpack (they were just toilet-plungers) and kowalski's invention. They both landed on the aeroplanes wing,...

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the family of Skipper chapter 1: a horrible midnight

posted by andresandru

"Mom!" Skipper shouted while sleep, the team got scared and woke up, they saw how Skipper moved and shoook like crazy, while he mumbled things, they were to low to hear, except for some shouts

"Dad!" Marlene, Arlene and Mandy woke up, they ran to Skipper's habitat, they also saw how Skipper shook like crazy.

"cousin!! miserable fools! nooo!" the shouts were harder and harder, they woke up the whole zoo, everyone reunited, even the lemurs, but thanks to Arlene, Julien didn't woke up the crazy sleeper.

"no, no, NO!! MUST... AVENGE!!!!" he shouted, then, for surprise of all, he woke up, he turned...

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Happy Birthday Arlene! Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

Hope आप guys like this! its my first story. And i hope it does justice for Skilene!

Its a beautiful morning in Centeral Park zoo.All the जानवर are still asleep...Exept for Marlene who has woken up extra early to check her calender. "Yes! One और दिन until my birthday!" ,she thought, almost screeming out loud. "Hey i wonder if the guys are up ye-", but her thoughts were interrupted द्वारा the sound of an army trumpet going off. "Yup, their up" she said. WJumping over he habitats wall.

"Up and adam BOYS!!!", yelled Skipper, putting down the trumpet. "Ay Skipper", moaned Kowalski. "Yes sir!",...

The Penguins of Reality TV Part 5

posted by RockOnPoM

Skipper: Wake up!
Kowalski: Huh??
Marlene: Skipper, it's like 3 in the morning!
Skipper: Exactly! That way we can beat the other teams before they can even wake up!
Private: Aww.... I couldn't get any sleep last night..... Rico was Sleep-regergitating again....
*Flashback*
Rico: BWEGH! BLEGH! BLAGH!
*Rico barfs out weapons and what-not*
Rico: BWAGH!
*Rico spits out a radio and a heavy metal song comes on*
Private: Oh come on!
*flashback ends*
The penguins, Marlene and Julien are seen at the चोटी, शीर्ष of the mountain.
Rico: Look!
Private: It's the केला, केले tree! But... who's that?
Skipper: Po?? What are आप doing...

Pengulla Part 3: Commando

posted by thecrazygeinus

Skipper, E, and Rico headed back to the HQ.

“Where is Kowalski and the other guy?” E asked. She regretted not getting a formal introduction in.

“Kowalski wanted to stare at the stars and watch some ‘meteor shower’ and Private is on recon duty.”

“I forgot that शावर, शॉवर was tonight. I it his first recon shift?” E inquired.

“Second. The first time around he had filled up on Winkies.” Skipper answered. E laughed.

“Poor fool” Her stomach grumbled. She opened watch’s storage compartment. E had shrunk down a hot चॉकलेट packet and placed it within the watch to be enlarged and...