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posted by sarah12499
Rico pulled out a bazooka, बज़ुका and threatened to blow up the TV “Why I oughta!” Dr. Blowhole laughed “Don’t worry their not dead….yet.” Julien was concerned “Why? Are they sick?” Blowhole squinted his eyes at him “I tell आप once it’s time to kill all of you; you’re the first to go!” Private whimpered “Where are they?” Blowhole turned around “Oh, someplace.” The TV went black. Marlene sighed “First the transfer and now a rescue mission!” Private got an idea “Wait the transfers not till later tonight! Since Blowhole is behind all this when we go to rescue Skipper and Kowalski we can रद्द करें the transfer from there!” Marlene pondered the thought “You know Private that might actually work!” They looked around at the decorations they put up. Private ran over to the banner “I have an idea!”
Skipper was first to wake up “ugg, what happened?” He looked around to find out where he was “Great Blowhole’s behind all this! He looked around to find Kowalski wasn’t with him “Wait, he didn’t go after me?” All of a sudden he heard something हटाइए from behind the दीवार “Kowalski? Is that you!?!” He heard a voice that was the last thing he wanted to hear “No, and I’m surprised to find out आप here Skipper.” Skipper hit his head on the दीवार “Not him! Anyone but him! How’d आप end up here Hans?” Hans laughed “He’s gonna turn us in!” Skipper was surprised “How does he know about the Demark scandal!” Hans scoffed “How should I know I didn’t tell him!” Skipper chuckled “You told him.” Hans didn’t answer after that. Skipper sat down at the दीवार “Well I’m not going anywhere! My team’s coming.”
Kowalski woke in another cell room “Skipper?” He looked around but Skipper wasn’t with him “Great!” He turned his head and there lying अगला to him was Keira. Kowalski was near to screaming when he saw her, but then realized she was sleeping “Phew….Keira?” Keira lifted her head “I’m not sleeping Kowalski.” Kowalski jumped back “Don’t eat me!” Keira laughed “I’m not gonna eat you.” Kowalski stepped closer “Oh, wait….why are आप in here आप work with Blowhole!” Keira laid back down “Did.” Kowalski sat down अगला to her “Do आप know how to get out of here?” Keira scoffed “Do आप really think that I’d be here if I did?” Kowalski gave her a smug look “Lucky for me I already found a way out.” Keira got up “You’re joking!” Kowalski walked over to the cell door and called the guard walked over “ हे I have a secret.” The झींगा मछली, समुद्री झींगा leaned in to hear when Kowalski wacked him on the head. The झींगा मछली, समुद्री झींगा fell to the ground and Kowalski grabbed the key and unlocked the door. He turned to Keira “After you.” Keira got up “Wow Kowalski, Private was right when he कहा आप were smart.” Kowalski scratched the back of his head “Yeah, I guess I haven’t been using my brain lately.” Keira ran through the cell doors with Kowalski “Now all we have to do is find Skipper!”

And so the Action begins!!!!!
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the शीर्षक says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if आप wish to read them. Any शीर्षक with a Roman numeral अगला to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope आप enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making आप laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding अंतरिक्ष is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told आप before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are आप doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't आप be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do आप know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little टट्टू and Lunicorns Are Made द्वारा Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made द्वारा Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! या Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do आप see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And आप can be my friend! Oh! And आप can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...
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Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to बंदर, लेमूर habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes आप look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers आप can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But द्वारा golly आप are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins चुंबन Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have आप been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers आप can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But द्वारा golly आप are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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I'm लेखन this so आप can find out wich पेंगुइन आप are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!


What is your प्रिय way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes आप sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your प्रिय subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....
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Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....
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posted by andresandru
100 years ago....

"get him!" a कौआ, कौवा showted, as manny badgers and जानवर ran against Mr. Linert and his पितरेल, पफिन, puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...
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Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do आप think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell आप that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if आप go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If आप don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...
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The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, या something like that, but I've changed it's शीर्षक becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone द्वारा sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would खोजिए for clues the अगला morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...
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 Jake The ऊद, ओटर, ऊदबिलाव (Credit to Creator of Picture)
Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)
One दिन in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a पेंगुइन documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." कहा a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do आप need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't आप remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......
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 Teardrops On My Guitar...
Teardrops On My Guitar...
Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...
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posted by karenkook
"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm लेखन 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are आप doing here?"
   "Well, आप seem a bit down in the dumps और than usual." Private replied. Julien responded द्वारा laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few और animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...
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posted by karenkook
Chapter 1

   Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed द्वारा his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
   "Marlene." the बंदर, लेमूर king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...
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 The North Face of Mount Everest
The North Face of Mount Everest
Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are आप guys अभिनय so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally दिखाना up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop आप and send आप back to your gloomy Virtual World, where आप came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....
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posted by Kowalski355
Chapter 3.

Little Sister


Skipper: *runs out of HQ* Where are they…….

Private&Rico fallow Skipper

Private: They कहा they’d be walking around the zoo… they could be anywhere!

Skipper: Anywhere close….

Rico: aljsfndldgrdgdfgdfgfdg…..

Skipper: That too…..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kowalski: Maybe we should get going…

Ally: Maybe so…….

Kowalski: k, lets go,

*Ally and Kowalski walk back to the HQ*

Ally: Uh, Hold on, I gotta do something real quick.

Kowalski: ok. Ill be here.


Ally: *goes into बंदर, लेमूर habitat* Mort? आप here?

Mort: Ally!!!!!! *hugs Ally*

Ally: Aw. Mort, I need आप to tell...
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