पेंग्विन्स ऑफ मॅडगास्कर Article: POM SNL Cold Opening

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posted by mostar1219

Warning:some material might be better for older fanguins.

Setting: 124 शंख St.
Time: 10:40pm

Spongebob: another साल another blimp.
Sandy: Yea, we have so many you'd think we were in possession of an air hanger full of blimps.
Spongebob: how about we go up to my room and discuss ways to celebrate?
Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but sure, why not?
(They all go up to spongebob's room and 3 ninjas come in through the windows, vandalizing the living room and spray painting "Penguins rule" on the walls)
(Sandy comes down and sees what's going on)
Sandy: gosh darn it! Guys, it's them पेंगुइन प्रेमी again!
Ninja 1: (takes off mask and reveals to be Monique) We prefer the term fanguins.
SpongeBob: This is the 10th time this week. When are आप going to stop?
Ninja 2: (takes off mask to reveal to be Peacebaby) When आप finally admit well deserved defeat. (about to beat up spongebob with a blimp)
Monique: (holds Peacebaby back) steady, pork broccoli.
Squidward: I'm only saying this because I'm involved, but it's not spongebob's fault that we keep beating those birds.
Ninja 3: (takes off mask and reveals to be brightlamps) Penguins! They are penguins!
Monique: (to PB) look around to find something. (PB looks around)
Sandy: All you're going to find is our victory spread all over the place.
Brightlamps: Don't rub it in. You're going to make me sick.
Monique: Figuratively, yes, but it might be sea sickness actually.
SpongeBob: What makes आप think that we shouldn't have won, anyway?
Monique: The Penguins have so much और in one feather than आप guys have in New Kelp City and Bikini Bottom! They've got action, education, strength, they aren't the annoying neighbor...
Peacebaby: (getting up from behind the TV) I think I've got something! (holds up a video tape)
SpongeBob: (eyes widen) DON'T PUT ON THE TAPE!!! (the three charge over to PB)
Brightlamps: I got Squidward. (pins Squidward down)
Monique: (pins SpongeBob and Sandy down) Play it, Pencil Breaker!
PeaceBaby: (puts on tape) With pleasure, Mashing Sponges.
On Tape
Vote counter: Hmm, seems "Penguins of Madagascar" has an advantage over "SpongeBob". (sits down at डेस्क and feels pleasing sensation on front from under the desk)
SpongeBob: (muffled) Remain focused on the pleasure.
Sandy: (switches the वोट्स and now says that "SpongeBob" wins)
Tape Turns Off
Monique: आप sick sponge!
Peacebaby: I knew it! We did deserve to win! (puts tape in pocket)
Squidward: (grunts in pain) If we cry "uncle", will आप get off of us?
Brightlamps: Sure.
Sandy: We give up! We say "uncle"! (Monique and Brightlamps get off of the three)
Brightlamps: (into an earpiece) Rico, bring in the submarine, we got what we came for.
Monique: (chuckles) आप know, आप nautical nuciences, it's very predictable that we fanguins would get the last word and the last laugh.
Squidward: What is the last word, anyway?
Monique: The last word just happens to be...
All three fanguins: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!

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Angie2468 AWESOME!!!!!!! I HATE spongebob. POM will ALWAYS WIN! You know, Spongbob is Nickelodeon's own show and since PoM was second (and still is second) most watched show, if it was aired more it probably would be first and take over Spongebob, but i'm sure Nickelodeon wouldn't want that because Spongebob would go second and that's their own show, so, I think, that's why their canceling it.

peacebaby7 XD Awesome. Question: Pork broccoli? XD ^Agreed. -_-

Penguinator I hate Spongebob. PoM Forever!

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Stupid Crazy Love: (2) Running Away

posted by peacebaby7

June 27, 2004
1352 Hours

Amanda was in her bathroom in her and her husband’s लंडन apartment. She was pacing back and forth. She was nervous, not knowing what to expect. She looked at her watch again. The 15 मिनटों were up. She picked it up and examined it. She beamed and began crying tears of joy. She couldn’t wait to tell Hans. He was stationed in Denmark at the moment but was scheduled to be back tomorrow afternoon.

1824 Hours

Amanda was in the living area of her 5th floor apartment reading. She heard the light pattering of rain outside,...

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A POM Conversation

posted by peacebaby7

Note: This is just supposed to be a conversation between all the animals. After I've completed, feel free to give suggestions for the continuing of the conversation. Lastly, I hope आप enjoy it! :D

Skipper: "And the zoo's meeting will now come to order!"

KJ: "Oh smelly waterbird! I will have a फल ठग, चिकनी with mangoes, grapes, um... अनार and--"

Skipper: "Not that kind of order!"

KJ: "Well अगला time आप will be making yourself और clear! I was looking आगे to that smoothie..."

Mort: "I will make the smoothie!"

Skipper: "Can we just get on with the meeting please!"

KJ: "I am royalty! I...

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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

posted by SuperRico

Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are आप a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: आप can.

Kowalski: Yay! I प्यार lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then आप can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh*

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Madagascar Epilogue: Part 8

posted by peacebaby7

The अगला Day...

It was now time to get the plane down. Rico hacked up some knives & the penguins were carefully slicing the vines that were holding the plane in the tree. "OK! This bird's about to fall! Everyone stand back & prepare yourselves!" Skipper announced to the crowd of lemurs down below. Julien, on the ground, कहा to Maurice, "What bird? I see no bird..." Suddenly, with a lurch, the plane fell.

It wasn't as bad as was predicted. Once it hit the platform, it bounced once, & landed with a thud. The lemurs then began cheering. The penguins leaped down from out of the trees...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 7

posted by peacebaby7

Note to reader: I decided to start doing my लेखाए in और of a story form instead of a script-like form...It's much easier to work in details. Those who have read my पूर्व लेखाए know me to do my लेखाए that way. Anyway, please enjoy the अगला chapter of Madagascar Epilogue.

Madagascar

Three Months Into Construction...

The past 3 months of construction has been very progressing for the animals. The platform is now nearly completed, & the penguins were now getting ready to bring down the plane after careful analysis of the plane's engine state.

The four mischievous penguins were now...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 5

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Marty, Alex, & The Penguins...

Marty: "We're comin' Alex!"

Alex: "Great but, I can't see Melman from here...Oh no आप didn't get the pengu--"

Skipper: "Hold on Hippi! We're here to help!"

Alex: "Marty! Why did आप bring them!?"

Marty: "Melman was busy."

Skipper: "With that attitude maybe we'll just leave आप in that tree!"

Alex: "Good! I'd be safer!"

Skipper: "Fine! C'mon men!"

Marty: "Oh, uh-uh! आप four have to go help him!"

Skipper: "Look, Stripes! He obviously does not need या want our help! He can just wait up there until later on. It'll probably be very late at night when Tall Guy...

Crossroads: Part 9

posted by Skiparah

I clenched my eyes shut as the sting nipped my back. I tried to stop a cry of pain from escaping my beak but it broke free, echoing in the large room. I heard the slicing whack again and the sensation of lightning shooting through me made me yowl in agony, sweat poured down my face. I looked over my shoulder at Blowhole, a pleading expression on my face, "Blowhole, this is unnecessary! If आप want revenge kill me!" Blowhole chuckled. The lashings stopped. The purr of his segway neared me, "Alexander, this IS revenge. What better way to enjoy it, than to watch आप suffer?" He lifted the whip...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 2

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien कहा that आप can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do आप think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...

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Crossroads: Part 4

posted by Skiparah

The camp was really a nice place, if didn't mind the gun-powder scent, which I eventully got used to. Leeland showed me around, going from tent to tent. In less than five मिनटों the whole camp knew me. I realized how dangerous that was. If my mother was to come here looking for me, anyone could give me away and the टमटम would be up. This wasn't hatchling's play. This was real. We came to the last tent, Leeland's tent. "Oh, Alexander," Leeland began suddenly, looking at me over his shoulder, "There's someone I want आप to meet." He dissapeared into the tent. I could hear voices and the sound...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 4

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

Skipper made it to the अगला area of the castle, the Coliseum. As he walked द्वारा he saw dead bodies, most skeletons of warriors, all who have fought in the Coliseum in the past. But then, the skeleton warriors came back to life. Skipper noticed the sounds coming from behind him. He pulled out his sword and shield but he was outnumbered and soon surrounded द्वारा skeleton warriors. One of the skeleton warriors ordered Skipper to come with them to the battlefield. With not much of a choice, Skipper went with them.

They lead him to the battlefield area of the Coliseum, where they went back to...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 22

posted by peacebaby7

The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded द्वारा humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will आप be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 21

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Kowalski: "Private...How do आप feel?"

Private: "I...I don't know...I feel...weird..."

Kowalski: "Weird how?"

Private: "I...I don't really remember much of what went on in there..."

Kowalski: "What do आप remember?"

Private: "Um...I remember bits & pieces..."

Kowalski: "What do आप mean?"

Private: "There are a lot of things a bit fuzzy..."

Skipper: "Well, I'm sure it'll come back to you." *slaps on back*

Private: Hmmm, I'm sure there was something about my uncle...oh well, I'd remember if it were that important...

Skipper: "You know? We make a good team."

Kowalski: "Agreed. We handled that...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 19

posted by peacebaby7

Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, आप have me आप one-eyed freak. So what do आप want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift आप want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 16

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on."

Kowalski: "Yes, we fell for it like first साल hatchlings."

Rico: *sadly* "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "So...Now that we're probably miles off course...where do we go from here?"

Kowalski: *looks at stars* "Well, according to the stars...we should find water...that way." *points in direction*

Skipper: "You got that from the stars?"

Kowalski: "Yeah. I spent some time studying the solar system, तारा, स्टार charts, solar radiation--"

Skipper: "--In Americano please."

Kowalski: "I learned a lot of अंतरिक्ष stuff."

Skipper: "Oh. Well...we...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 8

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *practicing his regular morning self defense techniques*

(????): "I see you've learned a lot in the past 2 years..."

Skipper: *stops abruptly & looks around while in battle position* "Who was that?! Where are you?!"

(????): "Do not look so frightened. I mean आप no harm..."

Skipper: *looks frantically around but sees no one* "Where are you?! दिखाना yourself! I'm not afraid of you!"

(????): "Ah, Skipper. आप have so much anger. Just because your parents were taken from आप it doesn't mean आप should take it out on everyone else..."

Skipper: "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

(????): *taps Skipper's...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 4

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*enter Susan to a sick Caleb bearing मछली soup, an egg is seen rapped in blankets अगला to Caleb*

Susan: "Here eat this. आप need to keep your strength up."

Caleb: "Susan, we both know I'm dying. I can feel it. My mother had the same symptoms. She was gone within 3 days."

Susan: "No. आप can't leave me. We have to raise our baby...It must have a father!"

Caleb: "I know आप will take good care of our son या daughter. Why don't आप get your brother to help you?"

Susan: "He's gone all the time. I barely get to see him."

Caleb: "Susan, he can help आप during migration. That's about the only...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 1)

posted by peacebaby7

*penguins are doing routine exercises in their habitat on an early Wednesday...*

Skipper: "Punch, kick, molch, bob & weave, weave & bob, pleeay, & punch. Well, that concludes our exercises for the day, men! So Kowalski, आप wanted to tell me something this morning?"

Kowalski: "Oh, yes. A fax was sent to the zoo yesterday at about 8:30 am. It कहा a new resident was coming to the zoo."

Skipper: "New resident? When?"

Kowalski: "Tomorrow at about 5:30 pm."

Skipper: "Species?"

Kowalski: "Asian otter. Female."

Skipper: "Otter? They already have the habitat set up?"

Kowalski: "Yep. She's got...

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पेंगुइन Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do आप see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And आप can be my friend! Oh! And आप can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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पेंगुइन Bloopers: Kowalski & Julien (from Action Reaction)

posted by peacebaby7

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! आप must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! आप TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! आप must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! आप ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...

पेंगुइन Bloopers: Koocheekookan, Destroyer of Worlds (from Operation: Lunacorn Apocalypse)

posted by peacebaby7

Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that गुलाबी play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh आप wanna dance, prom...