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The North Face of Mount Everest
Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto its feet and calls the other Yetis. Together, they all start chasing Private…

Private: [Screams] "Help! Help me guys!"

Private belly-slides down the Mountain, still chased द्वारा the Raging Yetis. He quickly digs a Hole in the Snow and hides in it. Luckily, the Yetis loose track of Private, and return back to their Cave.
Finally, his फ्रेंड्स दिखाना up…

Skipper: "Private? Where are you?"
Private: [From the ground] "Down here!"
Skipper: "Somebody dig him outta there!"

Kowalski and Rico pull Private out of the Snow. Private shivers...

Skipper: "Where have आप been? I thought I told आप to stay…"
Private: [Babbles] "It… आप wouldn’t believe this… They were Yetis, chasing me! I was so…"
Skipper: "What are आप babbling about, little Soldier?"
Private: "While आप three were gone, I saw Yeti Tracks on the Snow. And the अगला thing I know, that the a group of Yetis were chasing me around!"
Rico: "Huh?"

His फ्रेंड्स stare at him, weird…

Private: "You don’t believe me, do you?"
Kowalski: "Come on, Private! Yetis don’t exist!"
Rico: "Yudon believ disdoyu (‘You don’t believe in that sort of thing’)!"
Private: "I do now!"
Kowalski: "You must have seen a Brown Bear, या something!"
Private: [Tries to explain] "But guys, I’m telling you! It was a Yeti! I saw them with my Own Eyes…"
Skipper: "And we want to believe you, Soldier. But there’s no such thing as a Yeti." [Jokes] "Even Ringtail would say the Same thing!"
Kowalski: [Giggles]
Private: [Annoyed] "Oh, I’ll prove it to you!"

Private takes them to the Mountain, where he spotted those Yeti Tracks on the Snow…

Private: [Points to the Tracks] "There, see for yourself!"
Skipper: [Looks at the Tracks, suspiciously] "I think we know where to start our Investigation. Kowalski, analysis!"
Kowalski: [Measures the size of the Tracks] "Maybe they belong to a Bear?"
Skipper: "But Bears hibernate in winter!"
Kowalski: "Or a Snow Rat?"
Rico: "Snowwat (‘Snow Rat’)?"
Private: "See? आप guys couldn’t even prove me wrong! I told you."
Skipper: [Thinks] "Maybe Private’s right!"
Kowalski: "But Skipper, it’s impossible! Yetis don’t exist!"

However, the Penguins were unaware of a Yeti, lurking somewhere around them. Suddenly, the Yeti grabs Skipper, Kowalski and Rico from behind them (Like a Giant holding a माउस tightly with his hand). Private is able to हटाइए out of the way, so the Yeti couldn’t catch him…

Skipper: "Ew! Stop holding me like that, आप Yeti!" [Struggles to get free from its grasp] "Kowalski, options!"
Kowalski: "Yeah, I give up! Yetis exist."
Private: [Yells to the Yeti] "No, put them down! Leave them alone!"
Yeti: "Grraahh!!!"
Private: "Nooo!!!"

The Yeti walks away, taking Skipper, Kowalski and Rico with it…

*To be Continued…
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