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posted by Bluepenguin
 "W-who's there?"...
"W-who's there?"...
Seems like the sound came from over on the east side...

Skipper waddles slowly through the zoo. Nothing seemed to be out of place; everyone was sleeping encaged in their habitats under the crescent moon, या if nocturnal, minding their own business. The silence was so crushing that Skipper could hear his own दिल thump unnaturally in his chest, like a percussionist playing the bongos.

Before anything else, I need to find witnesses and clues.

A whimper comes from above Skipper's head. He looks up to discover that he is standing right beside Leonard's tree.

Maybe I can get some info out of him; of course Leonard was awake to see the crime.

Skipper pulls out a measly LED flashlight and tries to turn it on. The switch sticks in place, and he knocks on it a couple times with his flipper.

"Come on, work!"

Problem solved, a beam of light shines out of the mechanism. The light reveals Leonard shivering and clinging to his eucalyptus tree.

"W-who's there? Is it the beast? Oh please don't eat me! I've got sharp teeth, आप know... well, no I don't, but..." Leonard grabs a branch from the tree. "I've got a stick! Just look how scary it is!"

"Calm down marsupial, it's just me! I've come here to ask आप about, uhh, a "beast", आप say?"

"Oh yeah! He was huge! Like, this long!"

He stretches out his arms to emphasize the length of the creature.

"And I saw a couple teeth on that thing! They were sharp.. and pointy...."

Leonard shivers again at the mere thought of the beast, and clings tighter to limb of the tree.

Skipper rolls his eyes and sarcastically remarks, "Hmm, I see, and can आप give me a better विवरण besides it being deadly?"

Because Skipper is not a पेंगुइन of patience, sarcasm is just another way to get what he wants.

"Well, actually no. But I bet Joey can help you! I heard him yell "Blimey!" when he heard the scream."

"Thanks for the tip."

..............

So, Skipper is walking alone in probably one of the most dangerous times at night to see an always irritated and fuming mad Joey. (Figures....)

"Hey Joey! Did आप happen to see, oh I don't know, a murder या something while आप were awake?"

Joey turns around and spots Skipper standing on the brick दीवार of his habitat. He hops to his way and looks up, eyes narrowed, and snorts right in his face.

"Murder, ey? Mate, I've only heard that scream coming from the spidermonkeys! I don't know what it was that made them yelp like that, but if it ever comes 'ere..."

Joey cracks his knuckles and a malevolent grin darkens his face.

"Details man, details! Did आप see at least any specific characteristics? Slimy, furry, spiky-"

Joey cuts him off, "It was scaly, and big. Actually, आप know what bloke it looked like? That alligator from the Children's' Zoo! Yea, his size was about right. Maybe I could teach him a lesson for messing with this fair zoo, have a couple rounds with 'im."

Skipper hops down and lands nimbly on the floor.

"Now's not the time for action, Joey. It's nearly 0040 hours, so I'll need to wake the rest of the team for help. Since I've got the witnesses, all I need are the clues and suspects."

Skipper turns around slowly to face Joey, his flippers tucked behind his back to give a polished and informal look to his stature.

"Now's the time for questioning."
By request of link. Hope I haven't लॉस्ट my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! आप just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs द्वारा still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I कहा not to ACTUALLY put कैन्डी coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are आप doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't आप be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do आप know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little टट्टू and Lunicorns Are Made द्वारा Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made द्वारा Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! या Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do आप see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And आप can be my friend! Oh! And आप can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...
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Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to बंदर, लेमूर habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes आप look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers आप can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But द्वारा golly आप are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins चुंबन Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have आप been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers आप can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But द्वारा golly आप are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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I'm लेखन this so आप can find out wich पेंगुइन आप are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!


What is your प्रिय way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes आप sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your प्रिय subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....
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Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....
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posted by andresandru
100 years ago....

"get him!" a कौआ, कौवा showted, as manny badgers and जानवर ran against Mr. Linert and his पितरेल, पफिन, puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...
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Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do आप think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell आप that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if आप go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If आप don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...
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The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, या something like that, but I've changed it's शीर्षक becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone द्वारा sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would खोजिए for clues the अगला morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...
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 Jake The ऊद, ओटर, ऊदबिलाव (Credit to Creator of Picture)
Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)
One दिन in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a पेंगुइन documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." कहा a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do आप need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't आप remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......
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 Teardrops On My Guitar...
Teardrops On My Guitar...
Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...
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posted by karenkook
"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm लेखन 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are आप doing here?"
   "Well, आप seem a bit down in the dumps और than usual." Private replied. Julien responded द्वारा laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few और animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...
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posted by karenkook
Chapter 1

   Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed द्वारा his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
   "Marlene." the बंदर, लेमूर king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...
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 The North Face of Mount Everest
The North Face of Mount Everest
Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are आप guys अभिनय so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally दिखाना up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop आप and send आप back to your gloomy Virtual World, where आप came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....
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posted by Kowalski355
Chapter 3.

Little Sister


Skipper: *runs out of HQ* Where are they…….

Private&Rico fallow Skipper

Private: They कहा they’d be walking around the zoo… they could be anywhere!

Skipper: Anywhere close….

Rico: aljsfndldgrdgdfgdfgfdg…..

Skipper: That too…..

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Kowalski: Maybe we should get going…

Ally: Maybe so…….

Kowalski: k, lets go,

*Ally and Kowalski walk back to the HQ*

Ally: Uh, Hold on, I gotta do something real quick.

Kowalski: ok. Ill be here.


Ally: *goes into बंदर, लेमूर habitat* Mort? आप here?

Mort: Ally!!!!!! *hugs Ally*

Ally: Aw. Mort, I need आप to tell...
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After waking up from their bunks, the penguins started training, though Skipper began to realize that since the zoo was closed, they weren't going to get fed, because the security guard that was supposed to feed them was sick. So Skipper began to devise a plan. "Alright boys let's stop training and discuss this issue," कहा Skipper. "What issue Skippah? Of course, my mistake, we didn't get मछली today," कहा Private. "Exactly, and I also looked at the delivery truck schedule for fish, there should be one coming nearby in 12 मिनटों tops, I want all of us to participate in this mission, comprende?"...
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