माइकल जैक्सन Article: (Bad Era)Michael reacts to....ahem...."Medical Checkup"

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(Bad Era)Michael reacts to....ahem...."Medical Checkup"

posted by foreveraMJJFan

Setting: Michael and his wife are talking about starting a family of there own. In order to do so michael and his wife make sure they are both as healthly as possiable. Michael was okay with the diet and taking the vitamins but his wife was about to ask him to do something, no man ever wants to do..............

Michael and his wife are sitting in the waiting room of the doctor's office
Michael: Honey do i really have to do this??
Wife: yes, dont आप want to make sure everything is in check down there so we can start a family?
Michael: Yes i do but do they really have to.....you know grab it? I dont likeanyone besides आप touching me in that area.
Wife: Do आप want kids या not?!
Michael: Yes i already कहा that! Just then the doctor walks in and calls michael to the exam room. Michael follows the doctor into the exam room
Doctor: Alright Mr.Jackson drop'em
Michael: Excuse me?
Doctor: well i cant very well check your prostate if आप dont. Now drop' em
Michael groans and does what the doctor told him to. Everything goes okay until the doctor pulls out a needle.
Michael: What the hell is that for?
Doctor: Its a shot that i give to all my patients who are having a prostate exam, its suppose to prevent cancer या something like that.
Michael quickly yanks his pants up and darts out of the exam room
Michael: Stick a needle in my groin? I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!!

Scene

eazybreezy24, mj231 and 7 others like this

mj231 lol

MJpixy My God,I love these stories,please,write some more!

MJDirtyDiana829 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Run, Michael, RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMJ!!!!!!!! This was HILARIOUS!!!!!!! OMJ!!!! I love this one!!! Love you for making this ForeveraMJJFan!!!!! OMJ!!!! I'm hyperventilating!!! LMFAO!!!!

cherl12345 It's hillarious

I-luv-MB2012 LOLOLOL that is too funny!if I was MJ I would do the same thing!!!!!!XDD

pamluv10 OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! crazy funny

Miabear1998 LOL. If somebody says, "or something like that", that means there not a doctor and being pervs trying to look at somebody else 'naughty bits'. So, RUN MICHAEL RUN!

eazybreezy24 I don't blame him I'd run too lmao

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Michael Jackson: Still Alive?

posted by TruBerries

Okay, for the past two years since Michael has passed, off and on there’s been people saying that Michael is still alive someplace. Now, आप know that I don’t go द्वारा what other people say because I have have a definite problem with rumors knowing that folk would add, subtract, and multiply the situation. I’m not saying that he’s alive, but I’m giving the benefit of the doubt, in other words, keeping an open mind. I do understand, however, that sometimes आप have t do wrong in order to make things right and I know that doesn’t sound like Michael, but I do believe every since he got...

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WE WANT HIM BACK!

posted by yoyojackson

WE WANT HIS VIDEOS BACK, VEVO!

This is a way of saying to Vevo, we want his वीडियो back. I rewrote I want आप back
No rude commets. I didn't write the whole song.

When Vevo came around
I looked at some vids
Now your deleting MJ videos
Now आप make me sick

Who cares if आप didn't ask
There are some people who care
If आप मिटाइए Scream
I'll through आप in a cage with bears

Oh Vevo give Mike a chance
(We know आप प्यार him)
Won't आप let us please
(Watch his videos)
Oh Vevo आप are blind to let him go
(Let him go Vevo)
But now since I see आप in Justin's arms
(We want him back)
Yes we do now
(We want him back)
OO OO stupids
(We want him back)...

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The Fake Boyfriend Part 2

posted by msmj2012

Yummy and Sexy

Before they went their separate ways,Michael and Breanna exchanged phone numbers. He had to go to rehearsal because he was working a new song called "Dirty Diana." She went to the gym. When she got there, she began to take out all her aggression and frustrations on the punching bag. Why did seem like that she could never please her mother? Nothing that she did was good enough for Mrs. Davis and it had always been that way since she and Ayanna were kids.

Breanna and Ayanna were twins, but they were different as night and day. Ayanna was a little Miss Perfect, who rarely got into trouble a leader,...

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"One और Chance" (Part 1)

posted by vkg123

(This takes place in the Bad era...)

One stormy night, Essie Jackson, one of the most famous entertainer of all time, was rehearsing for her upcoming tour in London. It was 1:45 a.m. when they were finished rehearsing and she was very exhausted. Essie called for her limo and slept on the way to her hotel. When she arrived, she immediately went to बिस्तर not minding her clothes. The अगला morning, she felt her whole body ache. She felt that she needed a bath so she painfully went out of बिस्तर and went to the shower. After her bath, she felt refreshed and better than ever. Then she got dressed and went...

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"For All Time" (Part 8)

posted by fayegaringan123

Ashley wore a black long-sleeved dress with a pair of black flat shoes. She wore her hair in a ponytail somewhat making her look older. Just then, the doorbell rang. Ashley ran downstairs to open the door and was very glad it was Michael. Michael had a surprise for Ashley but he didn't want Ashley to know yet. "Hi Mike" Ashley greeted. "Hi princess" Michael exclaimed and Ashley blushed. "Oh, please come in" Ashley said. "Thank you" Michael कहा as he sat on the couch. "Ready to go?" Ashley asked. "Oh, before that..." Michael said. "What is it Mike?" Ashley asked. "Children please come in" Michael...

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Another Shot At Love: The Final Part

posted by msmj2012

चमेली woke up on Valentines' दिन with the sun shining in her face. She groaned and kicked off the covers. She walked over to the window and closed the blinds. She knew that today was Valentine's दिन and she could hear the birds chirping happily outside. Everybody is in love, but me., she thought miserably. Except that she had a chance to be in love, but she had rejected it because she had rejected both Greg and Michael yetersday. She was done with Greg and she had closed that chapter in her life forever, so she should have been free to be with Michael, right? No, she had rejected him and...

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Another Shot At प्यार Part 6

posted by msmj2012

"Jasmine,wait! Where are आप going?"

"I'm sorry, Michael, but I can't do this and I don't think that we should be फ्रेंड्स anymore."

"What? Why?"

"Michael, please don't make this any harder than it has to be. Please respect my decision and don't call me again.", she कहा struggling not to cry.

"Jasmine, what's going on? Why are आप doing this?",he demanded.

"I'm sorry, Michael, but this is just the way that it has to be. I have got to go.", she कहा losing the battle with the tears and she turned and ran in the house.

"Jasmine!", he cried and he tried to ran after her, but the maid walked outside...

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What The Hell Is Wrong With The Media?

posted by mrsmj2011

What the hell is wrong with the media?! I want to know what the hell they were thinking about when some jerk-off wrote about Michael doing cocaine?! How dare they insult Michael like that?! All of these सवालों came to my mind when I read about Michael possibly keeping cocaine in his underwear. Then I thought why am I not surprised? The man is not here anymore and the media still can't leave him alone. They are still disrespecting him. Yeah, I heard about Martin Bashir and what he had to say about Michael now. Man, whatever, jerk-off!! Why didn't आप say all of those things when he was still...

Lisa Marie n Joe Jackson 2003 (I think...)

posted by pmjlover1997

''Lisa Marie was and still is Michael's big प्यार of his life.'' कहा Joe Jackson
After the allegations he married Lisa Marie. In their first TV interview the two newlyweds were asked if they have sex. Can आप imagine a reporter asking Paul McCartney the same सवाल shortly after he married Linda? Would any reporter ever ask newlyweds if they have sex? Why else should two people marry-to not have sex? The सवाल was an insult but Lisa the little jewel answered,yes,yes,yes-I प्यार her for that. And so does Michael
''Michael never had to be afraid of Lisa marrying because of money. She had enough...

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Jen and Michael's प्यार story part 1

posted by numba1MJfan

Jen awoke on morning and had noticed that there was a missed call on her reciever,she listened to itmit was from her secret प्यार and good friend Michael as in Michael Jackson,any ways michael wanted to have some breakfast and cacth up.This made Jen nerviously panick she didnt wanted michael to know that she had a hudge cruch on him and in only a matter of time would happen before she couldnt hold it in longer.Shaking she picked up the phone and dialed michaels number to let him know it was fine for them to meet.Mean while at michaels फीता michael was also nervious bout thier meeting again after...

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''You are not Alone''

posted by NikkiLovesMJ

"You Are Not Alone", released in August 1995, is the सेकंड single from Michael Jackson's album HIStory. The R&B ballad was written द्वारा R. Kelly in response to difficult times in his personal life. He then forwarded a bare demo tape to Jackson, who liked the song and decided to produce it with Kelly. Jackson's interest in the song was also linked to हाल का events in his personal life.

In "You Are Not Alone", Michael tried many times, to tell himself, during his most desperate and anguished times, that he did have support in his life, from a higher power, फ्रेंड्स and family and he sure did....

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If MJ could write a letter to us from Heaven..I think he would write something like this:

posted by NikkiLovesMJ

Michael's message:

''I left आप with a hard pain on my heart,my time has camed so God decite it to take me to Heaven. It was a big sadness with you,but आप had to हटाइए on your way. God showed me my new,true home. I sufferd alot but I still had someone who truly Loved me and that's you,my fans,my children and family. I am an एंजल now and I'm watching आप and protecting आप all. I have alot of फ्रेंड्स here. Don't worry for me,I won't forget आप and I know आप won't forget me either. Follow your dreams and heal our mother Earth and try to make it a better place. I left आप lots of wonderful music. Don't cry for me,but remember me द्वारा my music,dance and for my godness,everything beautiful that I done for our planet. God is protecting me and holding me in his arms. I प्यार आप All with all my दिल and soul! This isn't Goodbye,I know we will meet in Heaven one day! With L.O.V.E.''
Michael Jackson

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written द्वारा Me to inspire and heal the world im gonna catch my dreams

posted by koolkat-1104

People can't tell me who i should be and wat i should do because i know i got my own dreams i know i can make them real.Everyone will get to know me because nothing can stop me because i can win in the end.
Im gonna fly into the sky im never gonna let my dreams run away,disappear Ohhh im gonna fly cuz im unstoppable i wont ever have to say goodbye because im gonna catch my dreams.

There is no stopping me there is no stopping me because deep in my दिल i know i can win in the end.im gonna keep the faith like Michael Jackson taught me.It's time to heal the world,its time to change the world in...

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a Michael Jackson song that reminds me of him so much how he makes me feel

posted by koolkat-1104

Only आप can be the one even though i know your gone.Only आप can fix my दिल that's broken i wont pretend.Only आप can understand everything i really am mmmm.The only one who found my smile was आप and i see your face there when i close my eyes and i cant even erase the way i feel inside.i still remember all we shared how much i wish u knew that i... miss you.only u can say the word so my दिल wont have to hurt.only u can stop the tears from falling im calling.only आप can make it right i wish that आप were द्वारा my side.the only one who made me laugh was u and i see your face there when i close my eyes and i cant even erase the way i feel inside i still remember all we shared how much i wish u knew that i miss u.
i miss u and u know its true
it's true......
I miss u Michael RIP :'( (breaks into tears)He will always always be the king of pop forever and that will never ever change

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We Don't Have Be Be Over 21 Part FIVE! :DD

posted by iLoveMJMost

[[[OMG Thank आप guys so much for all your support! I really appreciate it!!! It's all for एल O V E!!! I प्यार आप all so much!!!]]]

So! Mom's convinced आप to let us हटाइए in with you! Which is fantastic! But then I'm kind of worried...
You trace my face with your finger, murmuring,"you're so beautiful..." I blush and hold your hand that's not on me. "So are you... In the guy way." YOu giggle and किस my lips. God... I get so much तितलियों when we touch and kiss.
"I प्यार आप so much," I tell you, stroking your cheek, looking into your beautiful eyes. They're sparkling and you're glowing.
"But...

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Protected Part 2

posted by mjlover88

Beep beep beep went my alarm clock, “Oh crap! I have to get up” I moaned, and then I abruptly sat up and कहा “I have to impress Michael”. I ran to my closet and grabbed a one strap aqua blue dress. “I hope he likes it” I कहा putting it on, I grabbed a black pair of high heels. I looked at the clock, it कहा 12:55. I grabbed my पर्स and keys and went over to Michael’s apartment. *I knock on his door* “one sec” he answered, *he opens the door* “Hi Cat how ya… whoa, आप look great” he said. “Thanks, आप too” I कहा smiling. “So what do आप want to do?” I asked,...

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What being a प्रशंसक means.

posted by AimieDawn

It's sort of funny that I'm over here trying to explain what it means to be a प्रशंसक of Michael. It's hard to find words and phrases to describe. But I really want to try. I'm curious if I can explain at all.
Well being a प्रशंसक of Michael, I'm a completely inspired person. It means that my दिल is in helping out now and I really want to help out और often and be apart of organizations that help with the planet and people. It means that we're inspired द्वारा a beautiful man, that he's pretty much the reason we see the world we do today.

I'm inspired और in गाना and in लेखन संगीत द्वारा Michael....

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New Guiness of World Records for MJ!!

posted by alexmswann

The following press release is from the Guiness Book of World Records:
Guinness World Records, the global authority on record breaking, today confirms that a poster erected to mark the release of Michael Jackson’s ‘Michael’ album (released 13th December) has set a new record as the world’s largest poster.

Guinness World Records confirmed that the poster of Michael Jackson’s ‘Michael’ measures 171ft द्वारा 170ft with a total surface area of 29,070 ft², smashing the पूर्व record - held द्वारा the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver - द्वारा और than 110 ft².
To put it into perspective, the...

New single 'Hold My Hand' and track सूची of 'Michael' album.

posted by Nevermind5555

“Hold My Hand”, a duet with Akon, is a song they recorded in 2007. A handwritten note from Michael belonging to his Estate indicated his desire that “Hold My Hand” be the first single on his अगला project. However, in its unfinished state, the song leaked out in 2008. एकॉन recently completed the new and final production of “Hold My Hand.”

Akon comments, “The world was not ready to hear ‘Hold My Hand’ when it leaked a couple years ago. We were devastated about it. But its time has definitely come; now in its final state, it has become an incredible, beautiful, anthemic song....

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Breaking News Lyrics

posted by Reis7100

BREAKING NEWS :

Everybody wanting a piece of Michael Jackson.
Reporters stalking the moves of Michael Jackson.
Just when आप thought he was done,
he comes to give it again.”

no matter what, आप just wanna read it again
no matter what, आप just wanna feel it again

now is that strange that i fall in love
who is the boogie man आप thinkin’ of
all went crazy coz im just in love
this is breaking news X2

everybody watching the news of michael jackson
They want to see that I fall,
cause I’m Michael Jackson

You write the words to destroy
like it’s a weapon

you turn your back on the प्यार and आप think आप can...