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Mosquitoes made me pregnant (um So pregnant)
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I'm so fat i broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for sexy robots
I paint with my boobies
With my boobies (yeah)
We're sorry. We published last that Joe Jonas is dating Miley Cyrus, but he is for SURE dating Britney Spears!
"Britney is my hero." Joe says. "Without Britney, what would the world be like?"
We have some photos, and we also have evidence from Britney!
We are really positive about it this time!
JOSEPH ADAM JONAS + BRITNEY SPEARS = MATCH
Britney may be much older than Joe, but they are sure a perfect match!
love? dating? Joe? Britney? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPRISE!
It was a huge suprise to all of us, and I am sure it will be to lots and lots of प्रशंसकों of Britney and Joe. So, Joe's not dating Miley, Chelsea, Camilla, या Demi?
"Britney is my hero." Joe says. "Without Britney, what would the world be like?"
We have some photos, and we also have evidence from Britney!
We are really positive about it this time!
JOSEPH ADAM JONAS + BRITNEY SPEARS = MATCH
Britney may be much older than Joe, but they are sure a perfect match!
love? dating? Joe? Britney? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPRISE!
It was a huge suprise to all of us, and I am sure it will be to lots and lots of प्रशंसकों of Britney and Joe. So, Joe's not dating Miley, Chelsea, Camilla, या Demi?
sincerly,
mrsjoejonas102
1)your फ्रेंड्स get annoyed of आप when आप cant stop talking about him
2)you प्यार every thing about him not just his hotness
3)you dreamed about him before
4)all your फ्रेंड्स knows you're the future Mrs. joe Jonas (LOL)
5)you're having a bad दिन ,you just watch funny वीडियो about joe :D
6)you have और than 30 pic of joe (ONLY joe)
7)you're jealous from demi and Chelsea.. (any girl who comes near him)
8)you want to kill Camilla
9)you know और than 20 facts about him
10)you will do anything to go to his concert
11)he's your प्रिय Jonas brother
13)he's your dream guy
14)you प्यार his pick up line "I got my पुस्तकालय card and i'm checking आप out"
15)you have a Joe Jonas दीवार in your room
16)you know who DJ Danger is
17) आप say "Awkward!"
there are a lot और but i didn't have time to write them all
hope आप liked it
Here is a soap Box लेख on Joe Jonas. The adorible 18 साल old who will soon be 19. His birthday is August 15th. There will be so many सवालों for all आप Joe Jonas प्रशंसकों that i am going to ask them now.
1.What's Joe's प्रिय color?
2. Is fame changing Joe?
What happened to Joe while he filmed camp rock?
3.along others
it's joe jonas the megga cutie and hottie. if आप have any और सवालों ई मेल me at testcamp. Plus me and Joe Jonas have so much in common. What do आप have in common with Joe Jonas?
1.What's Joe's प्रिय color?
2. Is fame changing Joe?
What happened to Joe while he filmed camp rock?
3.along others
it's joe jonas the megga cutie and hottie. if आप have any और सवालों ई मेल me at testcamp. Plus me and Joe Jonas have so much in common. What do आप have in common with Joe Jonas?
Rumor या Not?
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ तारा, स्टार Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret तारीख, दिनांक but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their रात का खाना तारीख, दिनांक hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out द्वारा the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a स्रोत as saying.
The स्रोत addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.”
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ तारा, स्टार Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret तारीख, दिनांक but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their रात का खाना तारीख, दिनांक hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out द्वारा the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a स्रोत as saying.
The स्रोत addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.”
Joe Jonas usually looks pretty stylish, and it turns out the 22-year-old has a serious shoe obsession!
Joe confessed that shoe are his addiction, saying "I प्यार shoes [...] I have a thousand pairs of sneakers."
That's a lot of footwear!
He also said, "Every time I दिखाना my closet, I feel embarrassed because there are so many clothes in there that I feel like, it's hilarious.
I have और clothes than a lot of my फ्रेंड्स who are girls.
But I just प्यार clothes and I प्यार fashion."
Are आप surprised द्वारा Joe's obssession?
Joe confessed that shoe are his addiction, saying "I प्यार shoes [...] I have a thousand pairs of sneakers."
That's a lot of footwear!
He also said, "Every time I दिखाना my closet, I feel embarrassed because there are so many clothes in there that I feel like, it's hilarious.
I have और clothes than a lot of my फ्रेंड्स who are girls.
But I just प्यार clothes and I प्यार fashion."
Are आप surprised द्वारा Joe's obssession?