THE GIRL WHO CRIED GNOME

sweet mother of corn! That girls in trouble!
TV guy

I dunno. But don't eat the muffins.
Guy

Does anybody want muffins?! *holds toilet up*
Robomom

My legs aleep. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha! *smiles*
Moofy


She lodged in there reaalll good,plus her foots pokin' out in china. And she screams all sacry like when anybody comes near her.
Old GUY

Whats he talkin bout? Wheres the colors? Wheres the pretty pictures? This plan is stoopid.
President Man
I uh have the nuclear people on the line.
Agent


BACKSEAT DRIVERS FROM BEYOND THE STARS

I made sandwhiches!
ZIM

I just noticed आप were closer to earth...

first he was invader scar
so in a envy for power the tallest scar desided to make a growing syrum then wile it was brewing he went to check in shd (semingly harmles droid) pronunsed shid he edited its wireing then went to the syrum he drank it then a week later he was as tall as the tallest he requested a video feed from the tallest requesting power but they denied the requested power then thrown to a prison with amputated legs riped skin over his mouth one ripped anteni he called shd and shd got over there and did repairs on scar he rebeled and चुरा लिया a voot क्रूजर, लैंड क्रूजर and landed on earth scar...

Kat could feel herself being dragged somewhere, but she was so dizzy she couldn't get up, let alone do anything. Then she fell on the ground still.
>'Grr... Do आप have anything to do with this?!' shouted a voice.
>'NO!' yelled another voice, 'And why do आप always blame me? हे what IS that?'
>Kat's eyes started to open, but not द्वारा themselves. Someone was opening them.
>'Hello? Are आप OK?'
>
>Kat could make out a faint shape. 'Uhhh...' she groaned then closed her eyes.
>'Taco...' giggled a voice.
>Finally Kat got the strength she needed to open her eyes. She saw two...

Character Guide: *ahem* Something completely pointless आप write when you're very very VERY bored, with no possible meaning to other people who are already प्रशंसकों of the show/movie/book who will find something like this quite useless indeed.

Here I go...

ZIM: (Richard Horvitze) EXACT stereotype of hollywood aliens/martians. Green skin, antennae, huge eyes, shortage of fingers, and no ears make up this little alien with big personality. Zim is the kind of cartoon character where he's very dumb, but he thinks he's a feakin' genius. He has little या no people skills, subtlety, या humbleness, but that's...

("talking" 'thinking')

This will contain zadf and zagr and a hint of datr, for a warning for haters

At school Dib and Zim are in class and waiting for Miss. कड़वा, कड़वाहट to arrive everyone Zim is still in the hoodie. Dib is talking to Tak and Zim is पढ़ना a मांगा book (like he would read a regular book). Then Miss. कड़वा, कड़वाहट comes out behind her डेस्क all scary like
Miss. Bitters: "class today we will be learning about Shakespeare and his horrible ending productions can आप filthy children name some"
Zim raises his hand and Miss. कड़वा, कड़वाहट calls on him
Zim: "Romeo and Juliet, Henry, Winter`s Tale, Hamlet,...

I Wake up in a dark room. So dark, that I can’t see the दीवार I’m laid up against to. I’m tied up, and I’m covered with dust, and dirt. Tubes are attached to बिना सोचे समझे parts of my body, and liquid is flowing through them. I try to stand up, but it’s useless. My legs have absolutely no feeling In them, and I have a headache that could kill a bear. I rub up and down the दीवार I’m against, and wear away the tape that bound my limbs together, and then I un-wrap the rest of the tape. I feel along the sides of the room, and find a door. I get the tape that was wrapping my body, and fashion...

Remember when Nickelodeon brought back Invader Zim because of Operation Head Pigeons? It was amazing, the best thing! But... they took it off again after one month. T.T

Don't go away! There's still hope!

Two Invader Zim प्रशंसकों who got tired of waiting for new episodes, know known as Tallest Rose and Tallest Sarah, have started a group called "Soapy Waffles". (Note: Tallest Sarah starts Operation Head Pigeons) In the group there are professionals and other प्रशंसकों helping to make what we have all been waiting for:

Invader Zim: "Mopiness of Doom"

An new Invader Zim episode! This is our chance! This...

WARNING = May die of laughter

Zim walked along the sidewalk with गिर on a leash. गिर had been stopping at every आग hydrant, and Zim was trying to pull him away, but it was no use. It was like गिर glued himself to the ground Zim finally got to his house, painting, because गिर threw a tantrum that he couldn't open the आग hydrant.
"Alright GIR, since आप were such a bad doggy, आप get to sit in the corner and think about your life."
"But Zim...." he said.
"NO BUTS!!!! Now go sit in the corner."
"GIR walked over and sat on a स्टूल, मल in the corner. He looked back at Zim with tears in his eyes.
"WALL!"...