Zim and गिर

It was the first दिन of skool. Skoodge and I walked into the classroom.
    “Class, meet our new classmates. Say your name and anything else आप want to say before I change my mind about letting आप into the classroom.” The weird human teacher, Ms. Bitters, said.
    “I’m Skoodge.”
    “I’m Del, and I’m glad to be accepted as fellow smeets, या worm शिशु or-“
    “That’s all आप can say now, so shut up, RIGHT NOW! Del, आप can sit behind Cynder. Skoodge, sit behind Zim. Now, as आप probably...

(At The Hospital)

Cynder: come on, joy, he didn't hurt me THAT bad.

Cynder Thinking: HOLY **** ON A **** सैंडविच WITH A SIDE HELPING OF ****** THIS HURTS!

Joy: i know, but....you know i can't bare to see आप like this. lying in a hospital बिस्तर with a cast on your hip and all.

Cynder:really, I'm fine. just give it some time and I'll be walking just fine again. until then just be patient. no hurting Zim या Sasha, ok?

Joy: *sigh* ok, Cynder. i promise.

Cynder: good. now, I've gotta get some sleep. can आप guys come back later.

Joy: sure.

Kendra: alright.

Yami: if आप insist.

Bakura: feel better.

Mokuba:...

I've always dreamed of being an invader. But wishes come true! The tallest assigned me to a planet called "Earth". It took me six months to get here! So the अगला day, I went to skool.

I assumed the scary old lady was Mrs. Bitters, the teacher. "Class, this is our new student, Sam. Sam I want आप to sit अगला to Dib and be quiet for the rest of the year." she said. As soon as I got in my seat, the worst thing ever happened to me. "Alien! Sam's an alien!" Dib yelled. How would I get out of this? "So now Sam's an alien?" कहा a girl. Then another kid spoke up, "She just has the same skin condition...