"Mopiness of Doom" द्वारा Danielle Koenig
EXT. ZIM'S NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT
Dib chases ZIM down the street. Dib has almost caught up with ZIM as he turns towards his house. Right before he gets to the gate, Dib jumps in front of him holding up a spooky-looking talisman.
DIB: It's over, ZIM! There's nowhere left for आप to hide!
ZIM: What about my house?
DIB: Oh, yeah, I guess आप can hide there... हे WAIT! NO! Stay where आप are!
ZIM: या what, you're gonna stop me with your ओवन mitt?
DIB: It's not an ओवन mitt, आप lizard, it's a genuine freezing talisman. There's no way you'll escape its power.
ZIM: Your loony "PARA-CHUTING" powers don't scare me, Dib. All it does is make आप look stupid!
DIB: It's para-NORMAL, and you're wrong, it makes me look cool! NOW TAKE THIS! (chanting like a lunatic) BLOOGA BLOOGY WABLOOPY SHMOOPY BOOOPEE!!. (extended dialogue)
Dib cavorts like he's afflicted with something horrible and moronic. The talisman sparks and lets loose a pathetic display of confetti and some feeble floating bunnies.
ZIM: That was sadder than I expected.
DIB (TO HIMSELF): I knew I shouldn't have shopped at that Wizardry store at the mall.
Dib bitterly looks up from his talisman, and is taken द्वारा surprise when the floating bunnies, possibly angered द्वारा Dib's remark, attack him. Dib rolls and wails as the bunnies gnaw. ZIM gestures to Dib that he's going inside his house. When Dib doesn't respond, ZIM just walks inside.
INT. MEMBRANE रसोई, रसोईघर - NIGHT
Dib walks in gloomy, with one bunny still attached to his head. He pulls it out and tosses it out the window. Membrane sits at the table, working on an experiment. The Professor sternly stares at a kitten on the table, occassionally tapping it with a spoon then jotting down some notes. Membrane notices his son's sorry appearance.
MEMBRANE: Son, I detect you're not happy about something.
DIB: Dad, is it okay if आप change what आप want to do with your life?
MEMBRANE: Well of course! There's nothing wrong with changing your mind, son. Unless you're me, because I am a scientist, I have always wanted to be a scientist, and I am good at being a scientist!
DIB: But what about me? आप think maybe I should give up my lifelong dream of being a paranormal investigator?
MEMBRANE (LAUGHS): Of COURSE I do, son! Of cooourse I do! I knew आप wouldn't be able to resist the allure of REAL SCIENCE!
Membrane quickly taps the kitten one और time. The kitten sprouts cybernetic attachments, fires lasers from its eyes, and flies out of the room.
MEMBRANE (CONT'D): AHA!! SUCCESS! And they कहा it couldn't be done!!
Membrane runs into the रसोई, रसोईघर after the kitten. Lasers and meowing emanate from the other room. Dib holds the spoon up.
DIB (TO HIMSELF): Hmm. Real science.
INT. SKOOL CAFETERIA - THE अगला DAY
ZIM is in the middle of attaching a metal, cage-like contraption onto Gretchen as Dib approaches. ZIM cleverly puts his back to Gretchen's in an attempt to hide his work.
ZIM: आप are covered in lies, human Dib!
DIB: I didn't say anything
ZIM: Cleverrrr!!
DIB: आप don't have to worry about me anymore, ZIM. No और वेयरवोल्फ या nosferatus या stupid, idiotic, moronic green aliens who are stupid and bent on taking over the world for me! I'm going to be like my dad and study... REAL SCIENCE!!
ZIM eyes Dib suspiciously, then satisfied, raises his arms victoriously. He rattles Gretchen's cage furiously, jostling her around. He roars and laughs like a lunatic. Dib just looks irritated.
ZIM: VICTORY! SWEET VICTORY FOR ZIM! The human has been defeated by...
ZIM notices the crowd of onlookers he has attracted.
ZIM (TO CROWD) (CONT'D): Eh, ah... द्वारा the OTHER human that is me! Human ZIM! Yes.. yesss, cuz I'm human, see? I'm ZIM, human.
The crowd looks away, satisfied. ZIM turns to resume his Dib taunting.
ZIM (CONT'D): And I shall always beat you, Dib, al-
Dib has been walking away.
ZIM (DISAPPOINTED, QUIET) (CONT'D): Hey, where's the stink boy going?
INT. MEMBRANE'S घर LAB - THAT NIGHT
Membrane and Dib (wearing a white trenchcoat now) are busy at work. Membrane looks at a file.
MEMBRANE: Son, your calculations are flawless! Excellent work! I can't tell आप how happy it makes me to have आप working right alongside your amazing father!
DIB (EXCITED): Thanks dad. Hey, I've been working on a new theory involving replacing human blood with tiny coffee beans.
As they talk, ZIM, disguised as a lab technician, listens in.
MEMBRANE: That's fascinating, son! I once conducted a similar study but there were laws against those particular methods.
DIB: Dad, I just want आप to know that I really like working with आप and I'm sorry I wasted all that time chasing वैंपायर and stupid aliens.
MEMBRANE: Now, now son, that's all behind you. Tell me about this blood theory of yours.
Dib excitedly shows his dad his work.
Angle on: ZIM, looking confused and perhaps a bit scared.
EXT. ZIM'S HOUSE - LATER
ZIM runs out of his house holding a computer print out above his head.
ZIM: I've done it! ZIM has done it! Using my new plan, Earth will bow at the superior feet of ZIM! WHO DARES STOP ME!? Heh?
ZIM looks around. The सड़क, स्ट्रीट has never been quieter. Deflated, he heads back in.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS
ZIM enters, listless. गिर sits on the सोफ़ा, सोफे watching TV.
ZIM: Any calls?
GIR: I call आप a monkey. आप A MONKEY!
ZIM shoots गिर a nasty look [but] hears a sound from outside. He perks up as he hears a meowing out the window.
ZIM: That cat sounded like the Dib!
ZIM sees it's just a cat.
ZIM (CONT'D): Oh, it was just a cat. Ah well, it's all for the best. Without the boy nuisance around, I can conquer the world in peace! I admit it was fun to repeatedly humiliate Dib but... Off to conquer!
ZIM heads to his lab but something on the TV catches his eye. After a moment of watching, he sort of half-sits on the arm of the couch. A hamburger slaps ZIM on the चोटी, शीर्ष of his head. ZIM looks up and sees a huge hole in the ceiling, stuffed with hamburgers. गिर notices ZIM's gaze and looks up.
GIR: Oh yeah! Hee hee. I made that! Don't tell no one where I hid them.
ZIM looks angry for a millisecond, then shrugs and goes back to watching TV.
गिर (CONT'D) (CHEERILY) (CONT'D): आप gonna yell at me now!?
ZIM: Nah.... maybe later.
गिर looks stunned. He slowly backs out of the room.
INT. DIB'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS
Dib sits at his desk, looking through a microscope and taking notes. Gaz, TV guide in hand, enters, very suspicious.
GAZ: HEY! Why aren't आप downstairs irritating me and trying to watch Mysterious Mysteries on the big TV.
DIB: I only watched that दिखाना when I was a kid, Gaz. Those days are behind me.
Gaz eyes Dib like he's लॉस्ट his mind. She holds up the TV guide, the cover of which shows a fanged doughnut.
GAZ: I'm not falling for this. And there's no way आप can resist the Vampire Doughnut Special that they're दिखा रहा है tonight.
Dib looks interested, and reaches out for the TV guide. Membrane walks द्वारा and peeks his head in.
MEMBRANE: Just wanted to congratulate you, son, on another दिन of excellent work in the field of legitimate science!
Dib, with much internal struggling, looks back and forth between the doughnut picture Gaz holds up, and his dad still looking in from the door. Finally, he settles on his dad.
DIB (CHEERFUL): Thanks dad. REAL SCIENCE.
MEMBRANE: आप MY SON!!
Membrane gives Dib the thumbs up and walks off. Dib grabs the TV guide, throws it in the trash and continues working.
GAZ (SHAKING, LOSING IT) SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT HERE!
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - ANOTHER DAY
ZIM sits on the couch, watching TV. He is surrounded with magazine with Dib and Membrane on the covers. गिर strolls in wearing a fedora.
गिर (RIDICULOUS MANLY VOICE): And how was skool, son?!
ZIM (MUTTERING): Didn't go to skool today. Don't have to nomore. What's the point when... NO! LOOKIT ME! So Dib's not trying to destroy me anymore. Big Deal! I won't grow lazy and pathetic just because I have no mortal enemy anymore! I AM ZIM, and ZIM SHALL RULE!
TITLE: Two मिनटों later.
ZIM, taking up the whole couch, is now covered with filth and, for some reason, wears a white tank-top (like one you'd see on Cops). गिर looks shocked. The front door is wide-open. In the b.g., kids play with a ball, giggling.
ZIM (CONT'D): Yep, watching TV is just as good a form of research as any.
ZIM stares into an empty bowl as he shakes it. He looks like he might almost cry.
ZIM (CONT'D): I'm all outta snacks! WHY? WHY does everything want to hurt ZIM!? I dunno.
गिर stares longingly at the couch.
गिर (QUIET AND SAD): I miss you, Couch. I miss आप so much.
INT. MEMBRANE LABS - DAY
Dib pours liquid into a beaker.
DIB: Three parts nitro- हे where's ZIM been lately? He hasn't been at skool in weeks. Oh well, it doesn't matter anymore. Everything's changed. Except me talking to myself, of course. That's the same.
गिर bursts in, hysterical.
GIR: Listen to me, he needs आप Mary! आप two such good friends! Like hot dogs! Please hunt my master again! COUCH!!
गिर goes into a wild crying jag and throws himself on the floor.
DIB: Sorry, ZIM's evil robot dog thingy. I'm not going after ZIM anymore. I have a different life now. I'm happy, and no one laughs at me for being weird.
गिर picks himself up and then immediately falls back to the floor bawling. He then laughs all crazy-like and flies through the ceiling. Dib looks irritated.
Membrane enters.
MEMBRANE: Everything going well in here, I trust.
DIB (DISTRACTED): YEP! Here's my latest calculations.
Dib hands his dad some calculations.
MEMBRANE: Mm hmm.. very good, nice, ah splendid, and BOOM! How can this be?
DIB (SNAPS OUT OF IT): What?
MEMBRANE This formula is incorrect. Here, on line four thousand sixty two! आप used a sine when आप should have used a cosine!
DIB: Oh.
MEMBRANE: This is obviously a cry for help! (getting down on one knee) What is it son? आप can tell me.
DIB: I'm fine, I jus-
MEMBRANE: C'mon now, son! I can tell you're not happy! If something's troubling you, just do whatever it takes to fix the problem. It's the scientific way!
DIB (GETTING REVVED UP): YOU'RE RIGHT DAD! I FEEL EMPTY INSIDE! This REAL SCIENCE bores me to death!! Maybe I'm not really doing what I was meant to do. Because what I was meant to do was catch me that alien!!
Dib heroically dashes out. Membrane bangs his head on the table.
EXT. ZIM'S HOUSE - LATER
Dib races up to ZIM's door and knocks on it.
ZIM (O.S.): It's open!
Dib throws the door open and sees ZIM, in a लबादा, बागे and slippers, lying on the couch. His eyes are closed and he's covered in Cheetos and rats. गिर sits on the floor, looking at चित्रो of himself on the couch.
ZIM (CONT'D): Shut the door, GIR. You're letting out my new sick सोफ़ा, सोफे smell.
DIB: I'm back, ZIM, and I've renewed my pledge to expose आप as the alien menace आप are! GET UP AND FACE ME!!
GIR: YAAYYY! COUCH!!!
ZIM pushes a तरबूज rind off of him and sits up. He squints at Dib, like an old man, and, now pudgier than before, waddles over to him.
ZIM (IN A DAZE): (gasps) Dib, is that you? Is it really you? You're back to your old self?
DIB: I SURE AM आप UGLY अंतरिक्ष MONSTER!
ZIM: आप have no idea how happy that makes me, आप revolting little worm!
DIB: YEAAAAAHHHH!
ZIM whips out a strange IRKEN device and traps Dib in a levitating bubble. The bubble follows ZIM towards a rising elevator.
ZIM (CHEERFUL): I'm GONNA DESTROY आप NOW!
ZIM chases Dib around the room.
DIB (HAPPY AS CAN BE): YEAHHH!! आप JUST TRY!
ZIM (HAPPY): I'm going to liquefy your organs!
DIB (CHIPPER): HAH!! I'd like to see THAT!
ZIM: You're as smelly as I remember.
DIB: You're green and ugly.
ZIM: You're a human stink-beast.
DIB: You're from outer space!
ZIM: What do आप call that, a face? You're a human pig smelly!
DIB: And you're dummy dumbs!
ZIM: Stink-beast! You're as stupid as ever!
DIB: You're stupider than I am!
ZIM: आप smelly.
DIB: You're stinkies.
ZIM: You're pig dookies.
DIB: You're dooky pies!
ZIM: Am not!
DIB: Are too!
ZIM: Dookie!
DIB: Dookie-do!
ZIM: Dookie back atchoo!
DIB: Double dooks!
ZIM: Smelly human stink-beast!
ZIM and Dib vanish down the elevator, as ZIM laughs maniacally. गिर wipes a tear of joy from his eyes.
ZIM and Dib continue arguing (off screen) as गिर rolls around in the filth, laughing.
INT. MEMBRANE'S LAB
Membrane is banging his head on the table. Gaz walks द्वारा and watches.
MEMBRANE: Where did I go wrong!!?
GAZ (TO HERSELF, RELIEVED): All is right with the world again... Stupid world.
Membrane just keeps banging away. The little cyborg kitten pats him on the shoulder, trying to comfort him.
END.
EXT. ZIM'S NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT
Dib chases ZIM down the street. Dib has almost caught up with ZIM as he turns towards his house. Right before he gets to the gate, Dib jumps in front of him holding up a spooky-looking talisman.
DIB: It's over, ZIM! There's nowhere left for आप to hide!
ZIM: What about my house?
DIB: Oh, yeah, I guess आप can hide there... हे WAIT! NO! Stay where आप are!
ZIM: या what, you're gonna stop me with your ओवन mitt?
DIB: It's not an ओवन mitt, आप lizard, it's a genuine freezing talisman. There's no way you'll escape its power.
ZIM: Your loony "PARA-CHUTING" powers don't scare me, Dib. All it does is make आप look stupid!
DIB: It's para-NORMAL, and you're wrong, it makes me look cool! NOW TAKE THIS! (chanting like a lunatic) BLOOGA BLOOGY WABLOOPY SHMOOPY BOOOPEE!!. (extended dialogue)
Dib cavorts like he's afflicted with something horrible and moronic. The talisman sparks and lets loose a pathetic display of confetti and some feeble floating bunnies.
ZIM: That was sadder than I expected.
DIB (TO HIMSELF): I knew I shouldn't have shopped at that Wizardry store at the mall.
Dib bitterly looks up from his talisman, and is taken द्वारा surprise when the floating bunnies, possibly angered द्वारा Dib's remark, attack him. Dib rolls and wails as the bunnies gnaw. ZIM gestures to Dib that he's going inside his house. When Dib doesn't respond, ZIM just walks inside.
INT. MEMBRANE रसोई, रसोईघर - NIGHT
Dib walks in gloomy, with one bunny still attached to his head. He pulls it out and tosses it out the window. Membrane sits at the table, working on an experiment. The Professor sternly stares at a kitten on the table, occassionally tapping it with a spoon then jotting down some notes. Membrane notices his son's sorry appearance.
MEMBRANE: Son, I detect you're not happy about something.
DIB: Dad, is it okay if आप change what आप want to do with your life?
MEMBRANE: Well of course! There's nothing wrong with changing your mind, son. Unless you're me, because I am a scientist, I have always wanted to be a scientist, and I am good at being a scientist!
DIB: But what about me? आप think maybe I should give up my lifelong dream of being a paranormal investigator?
MEMBRANE (LAUGHS): Of COURSE I do, son! Of cooourse I do! I knew आप wouldn't be able to resist the allure of REAL SCIENCE!
Membrane quickly taps the kitten one और time. The kitten sprouts cybernetic attachments, fires lasers from its eyes, and flies out of the room.
MEMBRANE (CONT'D): AHA!! SUCCESS! And they कहा it couldn't be done!!
Membrane runs into the रसोई, रसोईघर after the kitten. Lasers and meowing emanate from the other room. Dib holds the spoon up.
DIB (TO HIMSELF): Hmm. Real science.
INT. SKOOL CAFETERIA - THE अगला DAY
ZIM is in the middle of attaching a metal, cage-like contraption onto Gretchen as Dib approaches. ZIM cleverly puts his back to Gretchen's in an attempt to hide his work.
ZIM: आप are covered in lies, human Dib!
DIB: I didn't say anything
ZIM: Cleverrrr!!
DIB: आप don't have to worry about me anymore, ZIM. No और वेयरवोल्फ या nosferatus या stupid, idiotic, moronic green aliens who are stupid and bent on taking over the world for me! I'm going to be like my dad and study... REAL SCIENCE!!
ZIM eyes Dib suspiciously, then satisfied, raises his arms victoriously. He rattles Gretchen's cage furiously, jostling her around. He roars and laughs like a lunatic. Dib just looks irritated.
ZIM: VICTORY! SWEET VICTORY FOR ZIM! The human has been defeated by...
ZIM notices the crowd of onlookers he has attracted.
ZIM (TO CROWD) (CONT'D): Eh, ah... द्वारा the OTHER human that is me! Human ZIM! Yes.. yesss, cuz I'm human, see? I'm ZIM, human.
The crowd looks away, satisfied. ZIM turns to resume his Dib taunting.
ZIM (CONT'D): And I shall always beat you, Dib, al-
Dib has been walking away.
ZIM (DISAPPOINTED, QUIET) (CONT'D): Hey, where's the stink boy going?
INT. MEMBRANE'S घर LAB - THAT NIGHT
Membrane and Dib (wearing a white trenchcoat now) are busy at work. Membrane looks at a file.
MEMBRANE: Son, your calculations are flawless! Excellent work! I can't tell आप how happy it makes me to have आप working right alongside your amazing father!
DIB (EXCITED): Thanks dad. Hey, I've been working on a new theory involving replacing human blood with tiny coffee beans.
As they talk, ZIM, disguised as a lab technician, listens in.
MEMBRANE: That's fascinating, son! I once conducted a similar study but there were laws against those particular methods.
DIB: Dad, I just want आप to know that I really like working with आप and I'm sorry I wasted all that time chasing वैंपायर and stupid aliens.
MEMBRANE: Now, now son, that's all behind you. Tell me about this blood theory of yours.
Dib excitedly shows his dad his work.
Angle on: ZIM, looking confused and perhaps a bit scared.
EXT. ZIM'S HOUSE - LATER
ZIM runs out of his house holding a computer print out above his head.
ZIM: I've done it! ZIM has done it! Using my new plan, Earth will bow at the superior feet of ZIM! WHO DARES STOP ME!? Heh?
ZIM looks around. The सड़क, स्ट्रीट has never been quieter. Deflated, he heads back in.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS
ZIM enters, listless. गिर sits on the सोफ़ा, सोफे watching TV.
ZIM: Any calls?
GIR: I call आप a monkey. आप A MONKEY!
ZIM shoots गिर a nasty look [but] hears a sound from outside. He perks up as he hears a meowing out the window.
ZIM: That cat sounded like the Dib!
ZIM sees it's just a cat.
ZIM (CONT'D): Oh, it was just a cat. Ah well, it's all for the best. Without the boy nuisance around, I can conquer the world in peace! I admit it was fun to repeatedly humiliate Dib but... Off to conquer!
ZIM heads to his lab but something on the TV catches his eye. After a moment of watching, he sort of half-sits on the arm of the couch. A hamburger slaps ZIM on the चोटी, शीर्ष of his head. ZIM looks up and sees a huge hole in the ceiling, stuffed with hamburgers. गिर notices ZIM's gaze and looks up.
GIR: Oh yeah! Hee hee. I made that! Don't tell no one where I hid them.
ZIM looks angry for a millisecond, then shrugs and goes back to watching TV.
गिर (CONT'D) (CHEERILY) (CONT'D): आप gonna yell at me now!?
ZIM: Nah.... maybe later.
गिर looks stunned. He slowly backs out of the room.
INT. DIB'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS
Dib sits at his desk, looking through a microscope and taking notes. Gaz, TV guide in hand, enters, very suspicious.
GAZ: HEY! Why aren't आप downstairs irritating me and trying to watch Mysterious Mysteries on the big TV.
DIB: I only watched that दिखाना when I was a kid, Gaz. Those days are behind me.
Gaz eyes Dib like he's लॉस्ट his mind. She holds up the TV guide, the cover of which shows a fanged doughnut.
GAZ: I'm not falling for this. And there's no way आप can resist the Vampire Doughnut Special that they're दिखा रहा है tonight.
Dib looks interested, and reaches out for the TV guide. Membrane walks द्वारा and peeks his head in.
MEMBRANE: Just wanted to congratulate you, son, on another दिन of excellent work in the field of legitimate science!
Dib, with much internal struggling, looks back and forth between the doughnut picture Gaz holds up, and his dad still looking in from the door. Finally, he settles on his dad.
DIB (CHEERFUL): Thanks dad. REAL SCIENCE.
MEMBRANE: आप MY SON!!
Membrane gives Dib the thumbs up and walks off. Dib grabs the TV guide, throws it in the trash and continues working.
GAZ (SHAKING, LOSING IT) SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT HERE!
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - ANOTHER DAY
ZIM sits on the couch, watching TV. He is surrounded with magazine with Dib and Membrane on the covers. गिर strolls in wearing a fedora.
गिर (RIDICULOUS MANLY VOICE): And how was skool, son?!
ZIM (MUTTERING): Didn't go to skool today. Don't have to nomore. What's the point when... NO! LOOKIT ME! So Dib's not trying to destroy me anymore. Big Deal! I won't grow lazy and pathetic just because I have no mortal enemy anymore! I AM ZIM, and ZIM SHALL RULE!
TITLE: Two मिनटों later.
ZIM, taking up the whole couch, is now covered with filth and, for some reason, wears a white tank-top (like one you'd see on Cops). गिर looks shocked. The front door is wide-open. In the b.g., kids play with a ball, giggling.
ZIM (CONT'D): Yep, watching TV is just as good a form of research as any.
ZIM stares into an empty bowl as he shakes it. He looks like he might almost cry.
ZIM (CONT'D): I'm all outta snacks! WHY? WHY does everything want to hurt ZIM!? I dunno.
गिर stares longingly at the couch.
गिर (QUIET AND SAD): I miss you, Couch. I miss आप so much.
INT. MEMBRANE LABS - DAY
Dib pours liquid into a beaker.
DIB: Three parts nitro- हे where's ZIM been lately? He hasn't been at skool in weeks. Oh well, it doesn't matter anymore. Everything's changed. Except me talking to myself, of course. That's the same.
गिर bursts in, hysterical.
GIR: Listen to me, he needs आप Mary! आप two such good friends! Like hot dogs! Please hunt my master again! COUCH!!
गिर goes into a wild crying jag and throws himself on the floor.
DIB: Sorry, ZIM's evil robot dog thingy. I'm not going after ZIM anymore. I have a different life now. I'm happy, and no one laughs at me for being weird.
गिर picks himself up and then immediately falls back to the floor bawling. He then laughs all crazy-like and flies through the ceiling. Dib looks irritated.
Membrane enters.
MEMBRANE: Everything going well in here, I trust.
DIB (DISTRACTED): YEP! Here's my latest calculations.
Dib hands his dad some calculations.
MEMBRANE: Mm hmm.. very good, nice, ah splendid, and BOOM! How can this be?
DIB (SNAPS OUT OF IT): What?
MEMBRANE This formula is incorrect. Here, on line four thousand sixty two! आप used a sine when आप should have used a cosine!
DIB: Oh.
MEMBRANE: This is obviously a cry for help! (getting down on one knee) What is it son? आप can tell me.
DIB: I'm fine, I jus-
MEMBRANE: C'mon now, son! I can tell you're not happy! If something's troubling you, just do whatever it takes to fix the problem. It's the scientific way!
DIB (GETTING REVVED UP): YOU'RE RIGHT DAD! I FEEL EMPTY INSIDE! This REAL SCIENCE bores me to death!! Maybe I'm not really doing what I was meant to do. Because what I was meant to do was catch me that alien!!
Dib heroically dashes out. Membrane bangs his head on the table.
EXT. ZIM'S HOUSE - LATER
Dib races up to ZIM's door and knocks on it.
ZIM (O.S.): It's open!
Dib throws the door open and sees ZIM, in a लबादा, बागे and slippers, lying on the couch. His eyes are closed and he's covered in Cheetos and rats. गिर sits on the floor, looking at चित्रो of himself on the couch.
ZIM (CONT'D): Shut the door, GIR. You're letting out my new sick सोफ़ा, सोफे smell.
DIB: I'm back, ZIM, and I've renewed my pledge to expose आप as the alien menace आप are! GET UP AND FACE ME!!
GIR: YAAYYY! COUCH!!!
ZIM pushes a तरबूज rind off of him and sits up. He squints at Dib, like an old man, and, now pudgier than before, waddles over to him.
ZIM (IN A DAZE): (gasps) Dib, is that you? Is it really you? You're back to your old self?
DIB: I SURE AM आप UGLY अंतरिक्ष MONSTER!
ZIM: आप have no idea how happy that makes me, आप revolting little worm!
DIB: YEAAAAAHHHH!
ZIM whips out a strange IRKEN device and traps Dib in a levitating bubble. The bubble follows ZIM towards a rising elevator.
ZIM (CHEERFUL): I'm GONNA DESTROY आप NOW!
ZIM chases Dib around the room.
DIB (HAPPY AS CAN BE): YEAHHH!! आप JUST TRY!
ZIM (HAPPY): I'm going to liquefy your organs!
DIB (CHIPPER): HAH!! I'd like to see THAT!
ZIM: You're as smelly as I remember.
DIB: You're green and ugly.
ZIM: You're a human stink-beast.
DIB: You're from outer space!
ZIM: What do आप call that, a face? You're a human pig smelly!
DIB: And you're dummy dumbs!
ZIM: Stink-beast! You're as stupid as ever!
DIB: You're stupider than I am!
ZIM: आप smelly.
DIB: You're stinkies.
ZIM: You're pig dookies.
DIB: You're dooky pies!
ZIM: Am not!
DIB: Are too!
ZIM: Dookie!
DIB: Dookie-do!
ZIM: Dookie back atchoo!
DIB: Double dooks!
ZIM: Smelly human stink-beast!
ZIM and Dib vanish down the elevator, as ZIM laughs maniacally. गिर wipes a tear of joy from his eyes.
ZIM and Dib continue arguing (off screen) as गिर rolls around in the filth, laughing.
INT. MEMBRANE'S LAB
Membrane is banging his head on the table. Gaz walks द्वारा and watches.
MEMBRANE: Where did I go wrong!!?
GAZ (TO HERSELF, RELIEVED): All is right with the world again... Stupid world.
Membrane just keeps banging away. The little cyborg kitten pats him on the shoulder, trying to comfort him.
END.
1. Pull the Tallest out of their uniforms on belief that they are actually short.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like हम्सटर on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that आप know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death तारा, स्टार on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill आप for that one.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like हम्सटर on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that आप know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death तारा, स्टार on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill आप for that one.
scar was trying to figure out were he was and sent a sos signal to the other rebel irkens but was intercepted द्वारा a large jail carrier and the ship sent a warning they were going to arrest him. so scar packed all the बंदूकों he can find. he put his pistols in his pockets his knifes in his boot and his rocket launcher... some were. then his turrets sensed a large ship.t but were destroyed. when scar got the damage रिपोर्ट he got ready and got his riffle and tryed to shoot the planes engine but it was too weak. then irken solders came out of the ship and captured him. his weapons were incinerated द्वारा the security field (reference). and was sent to a cell the walls were bloody and आग torn and he heard deafening screams and moans he looked over hoping to wake up but saw guards he knew he sensed the future and he was put in a cell.
My Tallest! There is a transmission from... someone! Where is it from? asked Red. An unkown ship approaching The Massive. Put it on the big screen thing. कहा Purple. My Tallest, I come with good news! The Tallest knew that voice well.
Zim! What are आप doing so close to The Massive? कहा Red. Only what I was destined to do. answered Zim. My Tallest! Yelled the gaurd, The Massive is under attack! NOOO! PROTECT THE SNACKS!! yelled Purple.
Gir, fully functional and ready to kill, boarded The Massive while Zim attacked the bridge. Okay, कहा Gir, Lets do some doom!
Back on Earth, Dib was working as a slave under Zim's harsh rule. I bet they beleive me now! कहा Dib as he worked.
Zim! What are आप doing so close to The Massive? कहा Red. Only what I was destined to do. answered Zim. My Tallest! Yelled the gaurd, The Massive is under attack! NOOO! PROTECT THE SNACKS!! yelled Purple.
Gir, fully functional and ready to kill, boarded The Massive while Zim attacked the bridge. Okay, कहा Gir, Lets do some doom!
Back on Earth, Dib was working as a slave under Zim's harsh rule. I bet they beleive me now! कहा Dib as he worked.