(okay so in Health class one दिन we had to write a story about a character in our प्रिय tv दिखाना that started smoking and how the other characters react to it, this is definantly a crackfic and is definantly OOC, however, despite what आप may believe, mine actually turned out to be one of the और sane ones of the class, so anyway...enjoy!)

One day, at the marvelous Princeton Plainsborough Teaching Hospital, the infamous Dr. Gregory House, was, as always, sleeping undisturbed, in his office. All of a sudden, the door slams open, thus waking up House and Wilson walks in with the aroma of smoke on his clothes, and quite the creepy smile on his face.
"Heya House," he slurs, "How are आप doing today?"
House, slightly disturbed द्वारा Wilson's drastic change in behavior, studies him with his shockingly sky blue, electric blue, ice blue, etc.etc...-you've heard them all-eyes
"Wilson...are आप okay?" he asks, quite bewildered at the sight before him. Wilson just enhances that creepy smile into something that House simply just finds sickening.
"Oh House! I am perfectly, wonderfully, happily happy as a blue jay!" he disturbingly manages to say in a single breath...
"Wilson...have आप been taking anything..." he interrogates...
"OH just these! and some crack and some meth, and some other stuff I found lying around your apartment" He yells,shaking a box of cigarettes in front of House's face.
"Wilson...you.are.a. DOCTOR and an Oncologist at that...and wait a minute, you've been in my house???"
Wilson just smiles again...
"Wilson आप idiot! Why the hell did आप do that??!!" Wilson frowns at this.
"Oh I don't know!! Maybe cuz my girlfriend is DEAD!!!!(I know its horrible)"
"Wilson! That is no way to handle your problems, I mean honestly, your supposed to be MY conscience!"
"I thought you'd understand!!" He then starts whimpering into his lab coat.
"Oh DEAR GOD, WILSON! I can't take this anymore!" He suddenly wacks Wilson with his cane...

*KAPPOW*

...and allows him to fall to the floor of his office. House, not wanting to leave him on his floor, drags him to the hallway and yells for an intern to take him to a private room. 'hopefully he will be back to his normal self tomorrow...' House thinks then goes back to his nap in his office.

(I know its insane, but आप should have heard what everyone else was writing)