Ron and Hermione

It was my 11th birthday and I was having my birth दिन party. Now this birth दिन was big my one one it was about six when i heard a owl at my door, i just open the door and a letter was to the owl werid i thought so i open the letter and seen want it said

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)


Dear Ms. Rhom ,

We are pleased to inform आप that आप have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a सूची of all necessary पुस्तकें and equipment.
Term begins on September...

I will not skip to the headmaster's office गाना 'we're off to see the wizard' ... लोल

"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"

Knock knock.
Whos there?
You know.
You know who?
He's dead, आप can say his name now.



How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.

How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate तारीख, दिनांक to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told आप I was hardcore".

I will stop referring to...