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daily prophet

the daily prophet

voldemort

he who must not be named

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Hogwarts for Muggles Chapter 1

posted by KishuandIchigo

This is my first प्रशंसक fiction, so don't be mean to me about it if आप don't like it.
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It all started, that one fateful day, on my eleventh birthday, when I found out that wizards and witches were REAL, and not just things from fairy tales that your parents told आप to amuse you.

I'm Miranda Basil. I have long, dark brown hair, dark green eyes, and a skinny body. I like anime, facebook, and I am a tomboy. I'm muggle-born. Just yesterday, I found out that I was a witch.

That morning was just like any other day, well, except for...

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Harry kin to Voldemort?

posted by bribee10

I was पढ़ना HP6, at the part where आप find out that the guants are descended from the 2nd peverell brother.the ressurection stone was passed all the way down till it camme to be in the possession of Morfin, Voldemort's uncle. Young Voldemort चुरा लिया it from Morfin. which means that the 2nd peverell brother is Voldemort's great great great great great great however many greats grandfather. well we learn that harry is descended from the 3RD PEVERELL BROTHER. WHICH MEANS THAT VOLDEMORTS LOTSA GREATS GRANDFATHER IS HARRYS LOTSA GREATS UNCLE! SO I REALISE WITH MUCH EXCLAIMATIONS OF "OH MY GOSH!" THAT VOLDEMORT AND HARRY ARE DISTANT COUSINS!
please टिप्पणी दे on whether आप found this helpful या if आप already knew this. Me thinks hearing from other peoples of the webbernet is cool!

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125 Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Haters

posted by simpleplan

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter पुस्तकें and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Recite every Harry Potter spell आप know in public.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from आप (Ex: When in a car या an elevator). If आप don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and क्रिस्मस and demand they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their प्रिय song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their इनबॉक्स with Harry Potter...

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27 Ways to Annoy Dolores Umbridge

posted by BellaCullen96

1. Offer her flies. Tell her they're good with ketchup.

2. Ask her if she's related to Trevor.

3. Follow close behind her all day, making clip-clopping noises with your tongue.

4. Ask her if she's met the handsome new divination teacher.

5. Tell her that Cornelius ठगना, हेराफेरी only hired her to scare small children.

6. Dye all her clothes black. . . .

7. . . . When she acts horrified, say आप were only trying to help her, and that "black is the new pink."

8. Send her प्यार notes, signing them as if they were from Cornelius Fudge.

9. Perpetually use the word "umbrage."

10. Remind her constantly that her "Selwyn...

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44 Ways to Bother Severus Snape :)

posted by othobsessed92

1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate अगला to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him आप चुरा लिया his teddy bear.

8. Tell him आप won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him आप were just kidding and कहा teddy भालू has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on him while...