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First of all, this is MY opinion. If आप don't agree, that's fine. If आप do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would तारीख, दिनांक Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the सेकंड hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
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11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...


1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter पुस्तकें in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight फिल्में got him after the Harry Potter फिल्में were finished with him.

3. सूची other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that आप think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...

Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, आप don't like yourself....

Okay. I know what आप are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight लेख but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me सूची the reasons why children, teens and adults can प्यार Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start लेखन about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the शीर्षक to errors.

My apologise to Twilight प्रशंसकों if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the पुस्तकें like twice this महीना and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole सूची on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction पुस्तकें to be scientifically accurate. But if आप plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

I made a सूची of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If आप can give explanation answering the सवालों ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky सवाल because there are a lot of लेखाए about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter प्रशंसकों respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell आप which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...