Sirus/Remus

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start लेखन about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the शीर्षक to errors.

My apologise to Twilight प्रशंसकों if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the पुस्तकें like twice this महीना and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole सूची on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction पुस्तकें to be scientifically accurate. But if आप plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

Okay, I'm going to give reasons why each book is better in this article. Then, comment, argue/contradict my points, and start a reasonable वाद-विवाद (not a fight) on the टिप्पणी दे board, please!
PRO TWILIGHT
I'm not a big Twilight fan, but I can try to come up with some reasons:
1.Bella's emotions are described in depth, leaving no area unexplored. We know exactly how she feels at every second, whether she is gazing at Edward या making noodles. (this could also be a drawback-you can't have a story be completely emotion and no story)
2.Love? Well, Edward and Bella are in a relationship where they...

I made a सूची of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If आप can give explanation answering the सवालों ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky सवाल because there are a lot of लेखाए about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter प्रशंसकों respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell आप which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion द्वारा BedIntruder पोस्टेड 4 hours पूर्व


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides द्वारा calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies द्वारा लेखन about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The पुस्तकें aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken द्वारा the end of the...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that आप arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and आप will प्यार it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to आप that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe आप didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. या maybe आप didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But आप get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her फ्रेंड्स - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was पढ़ना a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an सेब on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my लेखन folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with आप guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella द्वारा Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until आप agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn आप into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told आप I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, आप crazy witch
Now it's raining और than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been लेखन a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight द्वारा just "letting her characters handle the plot". There द्वारा making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write प्रशंसक fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good प्रशंसक fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie आप want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a सूची of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced द्वारा Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two पुस्तकें sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, आप see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The सेकंड features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter प्रशंसकों are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER लेखाए HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores आप या is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in प्यार with आप — and आप are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells आप to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the प्यार of your life. आप should stay with him since he will keep आप सुरक्षित forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell आप that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When पढ़ना them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...