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kris10853, lollipopx and 8 others like this

zanhar1 XD Im laughing

1-2vampire *tries not to laugh* *giggle*

Chococat299 omg lmao

TrueTwi_hard Lame, but funny.

VampPhoenix99 TTH, just die. Just, just die.

Gred_and_Forge ^ GTFO and stop commenting on my pics if you're going to be rude. Siriusly, what did TrueTwi_hard do wrong? She doesn't even come on here anymore .______.

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Bella's flaws and Twilight's plots

posted by slushie

People keep on saying that Bella has no flaws. What about being clumsy? They also say that she's codependent, and she's anti-feminist. Aren't those flaws?

I just don't get why people say that Bella has no flaws, yet at the same time, they point out her flaws.

Also, they say that the Twilight पुस्तकें have no plot. Please tell me why they have no plot.

Twilight: Bella meets Edward. They fall in प्यार and Bella meets the parents. James smells Bella and wants to kill her. Edward eventually kills Bella and reverses the vampire transformation.

New Moon: Edward leaves Bella. Jacob is apparently a werewolf....

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50 Ways for a Harry Potter प्रशंसक to annoy a Twilight प्रशंसक

posted by twilightlover73

1. When a twilight प्रशंसक says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all सवालों about twilight that आप can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book रिपोर्ट on the most boring पुस्तकें of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that आप hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible लेखक and her पुस्तकें make want to poke...

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A letter to twilight

posted by twilightlover73

WARNING This लेख might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a प्रशंसक of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling आप this because you'll read and टिप्पणी दे anyways, but at least I tried.

Dear characters of twilight,

Bella, please get a life. When peoples' प्यार leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like आप did.

Edward, आप think you're hot when आप sparkle?...

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"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," या the ending of the Twilight saga?

posted by maritina12345

Would आप prefer to read the new adventures of चिड़िया after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," या to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Would you prefer to read the new adventures of thrush after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," or to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Summer is the perfect opportunity to stop and relax and let your imagination fly: and what better opportunity to spend some 'time to read, drift into a fabulous world of the best stories?

But what would be the perfect book for summer: a new chapter of Harry Potter या the sequel to Breaking Dawn? Would आप prefer to read the new adventures of चिड़िया after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," या to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga? Vote!

And how can आप imagine और of these stories? Let go of the कल्पना and ... "write" आप Harry Potter 8 and the new adventures of Edward and Bella!

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My honest opinion of Twilight

posted by KateKicksAss

I first found out about the Twilight novels about four years ago. I was at an event with a raffle, and I’d acquired several raffle tickets, and was looking through the raffle items. I came across copies of Twilight and Eclipse that were being raffled off. I’d never head of the Twilight Series before, as this was before they’d become really popular, and I loved reading, so I put my tickets into the raffle for Twilight.
I wasn’t really surprised when I won, since I’d put three tickets in, and only a few other people had entered.
I got घर and began पढ़ना Twilight, and then when I was...

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Just remembered an लेख about a bet.

posted by sofiacalista

A few years back I read an लेख about Robert Pattinson and Rupert Grint and a bet.

Actually it's about what the loser got to do when they lose the bet rather than the bet itself(it was never really mentioned,anyway).

Here's what the लेख says:

Despite the chilly weather, we got to chat with Rupert while he waited for some friends. हाल का reports about this famous redhead stripping down for his upcoming film "Cherrybomb" had Rupert grinning, "No, actually it was really cool, even though that was a very intense kind of scary moment. I was nervous but everything came out great."

We quickly asked...

Harry Potter is the cure to a Twilight addiction.

posted by 11Anime_Fool

So, आप like Harry Potter? What about Twilight?
I've read (and watched) them both.
When I was twelve I picked up a paper back cover of "Twilight" at the airport for something to read on my plane ride home. I did become quite infatuated with the series, tearing through the second, third and fourth books. I went on this प्रशंसक club on my old account (which I have long since abandoned) and talked trash about Harry Potter, and talked about how wonderful Twilight was. I talked about Twilight like it was my Bible, and mocked Harry Potter (which I knew अगला to nothing about). However, when I was thirteen,...

Dumbledore???

posted by spongebob105

Did आप ever think that dumbledore was useing harry potter? Well he did! As आप can see in snape's thoughts that he did. Dumbledore कहा that he was like a pig up for slauter! I mean who is mean to say that या act twards that person. WELL HE DID!

He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if आप want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
-Spongebob105

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Arthur Weasley vs Charlie Swan: Who's the better Father Figure?

posted by PotterLambert93

Arthur Weasley: Father of 7 kids, loves his wife Molly, works hard to make ends meet and never seen lying around the house like some Husbands, although low-income, he continues to be positive and happy about life, loyal, jokes around sometimes, there for his children, offers to be a father figure to Harry, never gives up, and [on a side-note] very accepting of others. He also gives सलाह as well and doesn't let enemies get him down.

Charlie Swan: Has only 1 daughter, divorced and never thought on dating anyone else, when he's not working he either hunts या sits all दिन drinking बीयर, बियर and watching...

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30 Things That Would Make the Harry Potter Series Better

posted by youknowit101

This is purely my opinion. NOTE: A lot of these are jokes.

1. Hermione should become an anti-feminist

2. Harry should have killed Dobby in book 2

3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars

4. Hermione should have bigger flaws. Something और that being kind of bossy

5. vampires

6. The United States of America

7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it.

8. Ron died playing chess

9. Dumbledore gets killed द्वारा a unicorn

10. Harry's scar was on the inside of his wrist.

11. The चॉकलेट shouldn't be alive

12. They listened to music

13. They drive cars

14. Kristen Stewart should...

reasons why twilight is better the harry potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

1. Twilight has और deph to their plot
2. The harry potter characters are mary-sues
3. The harry potteR characters are sparkly wizards
4. The characters in twilight matured while harry potter characters didnt
5. twilight has a theme park based on them
6. smeyer created a world while j k rowling created a book
7. twilight is aimed for people of all ages while harry potter is aimed for teenage girls
8. The war in harry potter was anti-climatic
9. twilight is about प्यार and friendship while harry potter focuses on how to get a boyfriend
10. even daniel radcliffe says that he didnt like the character he...

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FOTM December- Interview with KatiiCullen94

posted by GemonkDruid

She's pro-Twilight!

So yes... this is the interview I did with KatiiCullen94... enjoy! I added a few pics as well.

Her प्रिय character: Jacob Black

1) What is your reaction for winning FOTM?

Well, I'm awfully surprised, and Happy. I've never won या parcipated in something like this. Like I'm responsible for the FOTM for the Kristen Stewart Club, but I'm the Interviewer not the other way round. I diddn't think I was even nominated :)

2) Tell us about yourself.

Well, My name is Kaitlyn. But my nickmane is Keppie (K-Kaitlyn, E- Elizabeth, PP-Pead, IE- Cause it's cute)
I'm 16, And I'm Australian. That's the basics....

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One way Twilight SHOULD have gone

posted by KateKicksAss

**If Twilight HAD gone this way, we wouldn't have gotten past book one!**

Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's और to life than hot guys. या guys in general.

Bella: Oh, look, i'm really लोकप्रिय for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people या treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.

Edward: I प्यार आप Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?

Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.

Bella: Okay, you're nice...

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Dear rabid प्रशंसकों

posted by Aquilia

Oh do आप not see, the language so cruciated,
द्वारा your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do आप believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then आप are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't आप see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do आप not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope आप hear, I must hope आप see.
But I think, आप only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid प्रशंसक in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade

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Reasons why आप dislike Twilight

posted by Drisina

Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a प्रशंसक of both.But if आप would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do आप dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the वैंपायर there sparkle , like this Twilight प्रशंसकों could just say 'because Harry has a scar' या 'because they go to a school of magic' या 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so आप can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask आप nicely and be thankful if आप could tell me why आप don't like it at all/hate it.

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Letter to Smeyer/ Anti-Twilight लेख

posted by DracoLuver

Dear Stephenie Meyer,
First I would like to thank आप for taking the time to read my letter. It means a lot to me. In this letter, I would like to explain why I do not like the Twilight series and how it did have room for improvment.
The main problem I had with the series is how Bella and Edward's प्यार is shown to be ideal, when in fact, it's unhealthy. Throughout the books, we do not get any insight on their hobbies and likes/dislikes. The problem with this is that we do not know if Edward या Bella share any common interests to be considered perfect for each other. In fact, they only had...

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All Twihards- PLEASE READ!

posted by GemonkDruid

Twilight fans, this is a वाद-विवाद spot. So DEBATE. There are a few issues I see at this spot concerning आप guys:

- Saying it's better because Edward/Jacob is hot

Okay, those kind of arguments are instantly invalid, coz beauty is subjective and depends on one's perspective. Also, can आप actually SEE what they look like in the book series? Nope. And the inside of the person is what really counts.

- Saying it's better coz it's a प्यार story

What Bella and Edward have is not love, it's infatuation. They only like each other because of how the other person looks like/smells. They never chit-chat like...

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Me and my friends' fanfic part 1 of many

posted by emilyroxx

When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight प्रशंसकों then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were लेखन द्वारा e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is लेखन about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING,...

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Cha-ching!

posted by HecateA

So lately I've been thinking of the Cullens and how damn rich they are. And then I stop and go, wait a minute, how is that possible?

So I am going to compare the Cullen expenses and the average normal-people expenses in this chart.

Expense Normal People The Cullens

-Food X X*
-Clothing X X*
-Shelter X X
-Gas X X
-Inssurance X
-Electricity X X
-Running water X ?*
-Heating/cooling X
-School supplies X X
-Blood X
-At घर
Medical supplies
and medicine X X*
-Private island X*
and its maintenance X
-Cottage या
campground, etc X
-Travel expenses X X*
-Cell phones X X
-Useless Twilight
merchandise X
-Lunch money...

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Wizards Vs वैंपायर

posted by rangarajvignesh

The World is flat!
Well, I know आप सवाल my sanity, now. Obviously, the world is round and that’s a proven fact, from the moment Galileo stepped out of his ship. And now, there’s a सवाल again. Is the World really round? I hate that word, really. The word which gives rise to a lot of सवालों and seeks for explanations.
‘Imagination is और important than knowledge,’ कहा a wise man once. And, it’s true. Well, आप need not be aware of the complications of four-dimensional अंतरिक्ष fabric to accept this theory. What all आप need to...