WHOA Bellatrix is going to be PISSED!

Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the खरीडिए he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell अगला to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man कहा looking at the खरीडिए owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar...

This लेख was NOT written द्वारा me. I found this somewhere else as a टिप्पणी दे and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight प्रशंसकों will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

I'll tell आप my story. I प्यार Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one दिन my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take अभिनय lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the पुस्तकें and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that कहा 'Move over Harry Potter'. I लॉस्ट my remaining...

I've been seeing this सवाल a lot lately. Twilight प्रशंसकों don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this लेख in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No और than a month. But Bella...

Okay. I know what आप are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight लेख but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me सूची the reasons why children, teens and adults can प्यार Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start लेखन about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the शीर्षक to errors.

My apologise to Twilight प्रशंसकों if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the पुस्तकें like twice this महीना and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole सूची on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction पुस्तकें to be scientifically accurate. But if आप plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that आप arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and आप will प्यार it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to आप that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe आप didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. या maybe आप didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But आप get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her फ्रेंड्स - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was पढ़ना a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an सेब on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my लेखन folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with आप guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella द्वारा Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until आप agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn आप into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told आप I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, आप crazy witch
Now it's raining और than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been लेखन a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight द्वारा just "letting her characters handle the plot". There द्वारा making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write प्रशंसक fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good प्रशंसक fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie आप want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a सूची of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced द्वारा Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two पुस्तकें sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, आप see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The सेकंड features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter प्रशंसकों are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER लेखाए HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores आप या is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in प्यार with आप — and आप are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells आप to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the प्यार of your life. आप should stay with him since he will keep आप सुरक्षित forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell आप that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When पढ़ना them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...