OK, before आप read..(If आप do) I must say this is spossed to be for fun and i was bored, so please please please for the sake of my slitheren दिल don't hate on this. Now! I must go on..
THE दिन HARRY POTTER FELL IN प्यार WITH TWILIGHT.
On Saterday, Ron, Hermione and Harry go to the movies.
"What are we going to see Harry?" Ron asked filling his mouth with popcorn. "TWILIGHT!" Harry screamed and clapped his hands. "What the heck is that" Hermione asked taking the पॉपकॉर्न away from Ron. "It is this new movie and its about this girl who falls in प्यार with Edward and he is secretly a vampire...AND HE SPARKLES! how awesome is THAT?" Harry dragged his फ्रेंड्स into the theatre and sat in the very front. "He sparkles what kind of-" Hermione started to ask but Harry shushed her. "It's starting!" he wiggled in his सीट his eyes wide as he looked up. Hermione sighed and slapped Ron for chomping on his gummy worms.
"But dying in the place of someone I love, seemed like a good way to go.." the girls voice कहा as the poor deer was being stalked द्वारा the cameraman. "This is sooo" Hermione began but Harry hushed her again. she stuck out her tounge and looked back up at the screen.
About 20 मिनटों into the movie the girl 'Bella' was in her new school. And it was at the part where the Cullen kids just arrived. "Thats Rosealie and Emmett, Emmett is like really tall and stuff" Harry whispered to Ron. Ron nodded staring at the blond girl Rose. (What a buthole) Hermione thought.
After the movie the trio walked into Hogwarts while Harry was still talking about how he wanted to be a vampire one दिन and find his own Bella. 'THAT WAS SO WEIRD!" Hermione shouted. Ron and Harry stared and then started to laugh. "But it was a good movie Hermione!" Ron said. "NO IT WAS NOT!" she hissed back. "Oh well Ron lets go back to our dorm" Harry कहा as the two left Hermione alone in the hall. That night she had a dream and it was not just any dream. she thought she was Bella and Edward was her lover and she lived in forks washington. when she woke up she screamed wanting Edward. The whole दिन she went about still thinking she was Bella. At रात का खाना time Draco Malfoy ran into her and made a smirk. "Where were आप losers at after curfew last night?" he laughed. "I was out with my boyfriend Edward and my best friend Jacob black, stop trying to follow me Mike Newton!" she shoved him and walked to her table. Draco was so confused he did not know what the heck she even said. "What did आप call me?" he asked. "Your name आप dummy" Hermione कहा shaking her head.
Later in the night Draco bought Twilight on DVD and watched it and was amazed. "I want to be just like Edward cullen when i grew up" he said. Just then Snape came in and कहा "You want to be WHO?" Draco slowly looked to Severus and got up slowly. "What?" Snape asked confused द्वारा Dracos actions. "You stay away from my Bella" he said. "Wha-" "I कहा STAY AWAY!" Draco leaped onto Snape biting his neck and pinning him down. "MALFOY! GET OFF OF ME आप HOLAGAN!" Snape shouted. "NO!" Draco bit him again. Just then Ron came in and got up. "YOU TOO DOG!" Ron got wide eyed. "What?" he asked. "STAY AWAY FROM MY BELLA JACOB! NOW!" Draco ran at Ron. Ron leaped out of the way causing Draco to hit the दीवार and fall unconsious. Snape got up and rubbed his neck. "What in the name of potter is going on with आप children? everywhere i go it has to do with Twilight!" Ron shrugged and walked out. Snape left and Draco was still 'sleeping'.
IN FORKS WASHINGTON
"Edward?" Bella कहा walking down the cullens many stairs. "Yes my love?"
She held up a whole stack of mail and turned to him. "I thought आप कहा we were going to the college of Atlanta?" "We are.." Edward told her. "Then how come i got accepted to Hogwarts?"
Just then Nessie came in to the रसोई, रसोईघर wearing Harry Potter glasses yelling "WINGARDIUM LEVIOUSA!"
RaNdOm.
THE दिन HARRY POTTER FELL IN प्यार WITH TWILIGHT.
On Saterday, Ron, Hermione and Harry go to the movies.
"What are we going to see Harry?" Ron asked filling his mouth with popcorn. "TWILIGHT!" Harry screamed and clapped his hands. "What the heck is that" Hermione asked taking the पॉपकॉर्न away from Ron. "It is this new movie and its about this girl who falls in प्यार with Edward and he is secretly a vampire...AND HE SPARKLES! how awesome is THAT?" Harry dragged his फ्रेंड्स into the theatre and sat in the very front. "He sparkles what kind of-" Hermione started to ask but Harry shushed her. "It's starting!" he wiggled in his सीट his eyes wide as he looked up. Hermione sighed and slapped Ron for chomping on his gummy worms.
"But dying in the place of someone I love, seemed like a good way to go.." the girls voice कहा as the poor deer was being stalked द्वारा the cameraman. "This is sooo" Hermione began but Harry hushed her again. she stuck out her tounge and looked back up at the screen.
About 20 मिनटों into the movie the girl 'Bella' was in her new school. And it was at the part where the Cullen kids just arrived. "Thats Rosealie and Emmett, Emmett is like really tall and stuff" Harry whispered to Ron. Ron nodded staring at the blond girl Rose. (What a buthole) Hermione thought.
After the movie the trio walked into Hogwarts while Harry was still talking about how he wanted to be a vampire one दिन and find his own Bella. 'THAT WAS SO WEIRD!" Hermione shouted. Ron and Harry stared and then started to laugh. "But it was a good movie Hermione!" Ron said. "NO IT WAS NOT!" she hissed back. "Oh well Ron lets go back to our dorm" Harry कहा as the two left Hermione alone in the hall. That night she had a dream and it was not just any dream. she thought she was Bella and Edward was her lover and she lived in forks washington. when she woke up she screamed wanting Edward. The whole दिन she went about still thinking she was Bella. At रात का खाना time Draco Malfoy ran into her and made a smirk. "Where were आप losers at after curfew last night?" he laughed. "I was out with my boyfriend Edward and my best friend Jacob black, stop trying to follow me Mike Newton!" she shoved him and walked to her table. Draco was so confused he did not know what the heck she even said. "What did आप call me?" he asked. "Your name आप dummy" Hermione कहा shaking her head.
Later in the night Draco bought Twilight on DVD and watched it and was amazed. "I want to be just like Edward cullen when i grew up" he said. Just then Snape came in and कहा "You want to be WHO?" Draco slowly looked to Severus and got up slowly. "What?" Snape asked confused द्वारा Dracos actions. "You stay away from my Bella" he said. "Wha-" "I कहा STAY AWAY!" Draco leaped onto Snape biting his neck and pinning him down. "MALFOY! GET OFF OF ME आप HOLAGAN!" Snape shouted. "NO!" Draco bit him again. Just then Ron came in and got up. "YOU TOO DOG!" Ron got wide eyed. "What?" he asked. "STAY AWAY FROM MY BELLA JACOB! NOW!" Draco ran at Ron. Ron leaped out of the way causing Draco to hit the दीवार and fall unconsious. Snape got up and rubbed his neck. "What in the name of potter is going on with आप children? everywhere i go it has to do with Twilight!" Ron shrugged and walked out. Snape left and Draco was still 'sleeping'.
IN FORKS WASHINGTON
"Edward?" Bella कहा walking down the cullens many stairs. "Yes my love?"
She held up a whole stack of mail and turned to him. "I thought आप कहा we were going to the college of Atlanta?" "We are.." Edward told her. "Then how come i got accepted to Hogwarts?"
Just then Nessie came in to the रसोई, रसोईघर wearing Harry Potter glasses yelling "WINGARDIUM LEVIOUSA!"
RaNdOm.
This लेख isn't mine, this is just an लेख I found on cracked.com (one of the best sites ever!). I agree with most of it, and on that note remember this is opion based, not fact. This is...*drumroll* if आप don't hate Twilight already, why आप SHOULD hate Twilight!
Click here to check out the article:
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Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to आप Twilight प्रशंसक girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless आप write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!
Click here to check out the article:
link
Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to आप Twilight प्रशंसक girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless आप write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!