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1. It has better writing.
2. It's plotline is better.
3. I'd rather read a book about a teenage boy going to a wizardry school and fighting a dark sorceror than one about a ditzy girl who's way too obsessed with her sparkly boyfriend.
4. The characters are और relateable.
5. J.K. Rowling is not afraid to kill off plenty of good guys.
6. Most of the characters' educations actually matter to them.
7. It doesn't have thousands of rabid fangirls.
8. The characters are और three-dimensional.
9. It stays true to mythology.
10. It has और types of प्यार in it, not just romantic and sexual प्यार (or should I say teen lust).
11. Characters don't become zombies because their boyfriends and girlfriends left them.
12. Characters don't do risky stuff so they can hear their ex-lover's voice like some schizophrenic person.
13. The main character isn't a weak, mopey sap that can't live without his/her lover.
14. It doesn't portray blondes as b*tches.
15. It doesn't portray independent women as b*tches.
16. It doesn't glamourize adult-child relationships.
17. Twilight's a fad, Harry Potter's a legacy.
18. Even Stephen King (who's the king of horror literature) कहा that it's better.
19. Its jokes are funnier.
20. All of HP's फिल्में got fresh reviews on Rotten Tomatoes while all the Twilight's फिल्में got rotten reviews.
21. The males don't dominate the females.
22. The characters can live without a partner.
23. The guys aren't liked just because they're "hot".
24. Albus Severus Potter is a much better name than Renesmee Carlie Cullen.
25. The characters' names aren't cheesy.
26. Most of the कोट्स and lines aren't cheesy.
27. The movie cast is better.
28. HP got Academy Awards and Choice Awards, while Twilight only got Choice Awards.
29. The characters don't become married and pregnant before they go to college and are still teenagers.
30. Its villains are better.
31. The plot doesn't contradict science, history, and/or itself.
32. It has smaller plotholes.
33. It doesn't promote forced love.
34. The main guy doesn't stalk his girlfriend and watch her sleep.
35. In HP, the falling in प्यार process is और realistic.
36. The characters have flaws.
37. It doesn't teach people that they don't have to go to college.
38. Its लेखक is और likable.
39. The characters actually हटाइए on when a loved one dies या leaves, they don't jump off cliffs.
40. The main characters are और memorable.
41. It sold और copies.
42. The main guy's girlfriend doesn't keep on trying to sex with him.
43. The main guy dumped his girlfriend for a better reason.
44. The main guy doesn't treat his girlfriend like a tiny, helpless baby.
45. It appeals to और than just tween/teenage girls.
Hey, I was originally going to put this in the टिप्पणियाँ section of a 'picks' question, but I realized it was too long so I put it here.

This is what I think, about the crap they call the 'Twilight Saga'. A book based on an author's wet dreams and hopes.

Twilight- Who? WHO FALLS IN प्यार AFTER SEEING A PERSON THREE TIMES IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE?! Plus, I'll summarize the entire book.

It's like-
Bella: Oh Edward, आप hate me.
Edward: No I प्यार you
Bella: आप प्यार me?
Edward: Stay away from me.
Bella: Stay away from you?
Edward: Just stay with me. I mean, it was obvious I wanted आप from the start, wasn't...
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 As आप can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...
As you can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...
OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire प्रशंसकों (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other वैंपायर have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...
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