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Once there was a young teenage girl named Hadley. She was walking around at the local पुस्तकालय looking for some new पुस्तकें to read. While she was there, Hadley stumbled upon something. It was a black hardback book with two hands holding an सेब with the word, "Twilight" on it. This interested Hadley and she decided to buy it. When she did, she got hooked. Hadley bought the other three पुस्तकें and after she read them, became a Twitard. She even started to think that Harry Potter and all the other कल्पना पुस्तकें she liked weren't as good as Twilight. She drew pictures of the characters, wrote fangirl टिप्पणियाँ on papers and taped them on her walls, highlighted her प्रिय quotes, and even tried justifying टिप्पणियाँ against Twilight. When someone would say anything bad about Twilight, her wrath would pour like fire. Hadley was a rabid Twilight fangirl.
A couple months later, it was time for Breaking Dawn to come out. Hadley was jittering with excitement as she waited at the पुस्तकालय to get a copy. After buying it, she read Breaking Dawn for a whole six hours that night. When she was done, she muttered to herself, "What. The. F*ck." Hadley, wishing Breaking Dawn was just different, reread the पुस्तकें and finally decided that she hated Twilight. She thought of selling the four books, but because she didn't have enough allowance money या time to do it, she instead ripped as many pages as she could and got rid of them as a satisfying snack for her dog.
posted by snapeislove
The "jejemon" mania is spreading in my country like mad.

I am a Filipino and Im getting really upset because almost half of the 'jejemon' population is in my country. Even my फ्रेंड्स greet me through text messages '.,inN DisZ qKinD oFv m4nN3Rr.,' and Im now confused if they're simply Twihards या just some bunch of lunatics. I am also sad because when I खोजिए what 'jejemon' means it always come up with explanations that involve my country, am I gonna deny that I am a Filipino? will I curse them all because they're all proud of it? will I beg them to stop the stupidity? I know my options will...
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All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered आप make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: बंदूकों and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. आप silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that कछुआ, कछुए hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
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I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. या at least the book. The films are और funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the स्रोत material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't प्यार it; I'm no Potterhead द्वारा any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the पुस्तकें and films, पढ़ना and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...
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I still प्यार आप after all these years.
Thinking of आप brings me to tears.
I see आप every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.

Where are आप my dear?
Are आप near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When आप had passed the gate.

I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if आप are just beyond my reach.

Where are आप my dear?
Are आप near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When आप had passed the gate. (2x)

Why am I still here?
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posted by hpotterforever7
Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter लेखक J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy लेखन to attend the तारा, स्टार studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight लेखक Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that लेखन is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...
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"At some point we stopped wanting to slay वैंपायर and started wanting to, ya know, brush our fingers across their glimmering torsos until our tender womanhood aches with the temptation." Credit: Cracked.com
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