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posted by HaleyDewit
While Bella was still gazing at her welcome घर present, Charlie took out her luggage and dragged them to the house द्वारा which he collided to Bella, making her fall.
“Aah!” she screamed. But before she hit the ground she felt a firm grip around her arm pulling her up. She looked right in Gerard’s face and gasped. Wow, talking about reflex. “Thanks” she mumbled.
“You’re welcome” he nodded. He was still holding her arm.
“Ehm, you’re hurting me” Bella कहा trying to free her arm.
“I’m sorry” Gerard replied and he let go of her. He glanced at the house. “Maybe we should check on your dad”
Bella rubbed her arm, before commenting. Then she turned around and went into the house, Gerard following her.
“Charlie?! Charlie, where are you?!” she shouted, checking the रसोई, रसोईघर and living room.
“He’s probably upstairs, taking out your stuff” Gerard reasoned. Why didn’t I think about that? Bella thought. “Look, I can’t stay any longer. I have to get back at the institution. Here’s a list-hang on”, he searched through his pockets for the सेकंड time that दिन and took out a piece of paper. “Here’s a सूची of things आप have to keep in mind when you’re taking care of Charlie. He has a दिन pattern आप have to stick to. If there are going to be any changes in that pattern, आप have to prepare him. That’s really important. And don’t touch him. He doesn’t like that”
“Kidding?” Bella sarcastically grimaced pointing at the scar on her face. She held out her hand. “Can I have that list?”
“Sure” Gerard कहा and he handed the list. “It also says what he likes to eat and what he doesn’t. And आप have to cut his meat into small pieces, या else he might choke in his food”
“Didn’t आप have to be somewhere?” Bella rudely interrupted him. She wanted to go check on her dad, या actually her clothes. She didn’t trust her father with them.
“Yes, I do” Gerard sighed. “Sorry for holding आप up” He turned around and walked to the front door, where he turned around a last time. “Bella? I meant what I said. Call me, whenever आप feel the need to and for whatever reason” he कहा putting accent to every word. He shut the door, leaving Bella shivering.
Creep, she thought, and ran up the stairs to the room on the west side of the house. Charlie was walking up and down with Bella’s clothes placing them in the closet, color द्वारा color. He was so occupied he didn’t even notice Bella strolling to the बिस्तर and taking out the last two pairs of trousers, placing them somewhere in the closet.
That was a mistake.
She had barely put the clothes down when Charlie screamed and pushed her aside. He threw all Bella’s clothes on the ground and when Bella wanted to ask what was going on he shot her a furious glance which made her paralyze.
Charlie kneeled on the ground and picked up one of Bella’s jumpers. He held it tight with both hands and started ripping it. Bella’s eyes went big and she leaped upon her father, desperately trying to loosen his grip on her clothes.
Charlie bent his knees and stamped his daughter in her stomach. She immediately let go of him and held her belly, gasping for breath. She watched him ruining her jumper, still with that rabid expression on his face.
A sudden melody made Charlie look up. He looked around, frightened. He had never heard anything like that. Bella took out her phone, but didn’t answer it. Instead she held it in front of Charlie, trying to scare him away.
But Charlie was fascinated द्वारा the flashing light coming from the screen and he grabbed Bella’s phone, taking it with him, while he left the room.
“Hey!” Bella yelled. But she realized there was no point in fighting. He’d probably stamp या पंच her again and he’d hurt her enough that day.
She sank down on the बिस्तर and stared at the ceiling. This was going to be even harder than she thought.
Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather बिना सोचे समझे today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a बिना सोचे समझे collection of letters put together to form a बिना सोचे समझे collection of words which will, in turn, provide a बिना सोचे समझे collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If आप have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)



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posted by snapeislove
The "jejemon" mania is spreading in my country like mad.

I am a Filipino and Im getting really upset because almost half of the 'jejemon' population is in my country. Even my फ्रेंड्स greet me through text messages '.,inN DisZ qKinD oFv m4nN3Rr.,' and Im now confused if they're simply Twihards या just some bunch of lunatics. I am also sad because when I खोजिए what 'jejemon' means it always come up with explanations that involve my country, am I gonna deny that I am a Filipino? will I curse them all because they're all proud of it? will I beg them to stop the stupidity? I know my options will...
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All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered आप make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: बंदूकों and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. आप silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that कछुआ, कछुए hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
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I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. या at least the book. The films are और funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the स्रोत material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't प्यार it; I'm no Potterhead द्वारा any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the पुस्तकें and films, पढ़ना and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...
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I still प्यार आप after all these years.
Thinking of आप brings me to tears.
I see आप every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.

Where are आप my dear?
Are आप near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When आप had passed the gate.

I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if आप are just beyond my reach.

Where are आप my dear?
Are आप near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When आप had passed the gate. (2x)

Why am I still here?
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Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter लेखक J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy लेखन to attend the तारा, स्टार studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight लेखक Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that लेखन is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...
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"At some point we stopped wanting to slay वैंपायर and started wanting to, ya know, brush our fingers across their glimmering torsos until our tender womanhood aches with the temptation." Credit: Cracked.com
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