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Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking घर from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and कहा friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of पुस्तकें they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my प्रिय book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused face and presses her friend for और information. "Twilight? Interesting name for a book. What's it about?"

"It's about वैंपायर and वेयरवोल्फ and stuff. Basically कल्पना और या less. Main character, Bella, is in प्यार with a--"

"Oh heck no." Ven replies, cutting off her friend before she can finish speaking. "I don't do प्यार stories, आप know that." her friend sighs and says, "I know, but give it a chance! It's really good, even better than Harry Potter."

Of course, Ven thinks this is total bullshit to the max, but doesn't like to make an opinion about a book without पढ़ना it, so her friend lets her borrow the series to read.

And Ven loved the books. Mind you, she didn't turn into a प्रशंसक that thought Eddy and Jake were real, but she did think it was better than Harry Potter.

Of course, Ven didn't have many फ्रेंड्स at school to talk to the पुस्तकें about, so she settled for talking to प्रशंसकों online. This is when she noticed a lot of people bashed the books.

"Oh come on, have आप even read the series?" Ven asks, outraged someone is bashing her current प्रिय series. "Oh, yes, I've read them and they're total crap! How can आप even think it's better than Harry Potter? आप get on गूगल right now and look for "A 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight" and then we'll talk."

So Ven indeed does this, and clicks the link that leads to a मंच titled this on a little site called fanpop.

Ven reads through all the pages(there were only 60 द्वारा the time she finished and caught up) and she realized they all had a point. How could she have been so stupid? Twilight was a load of bullshit. Harry Potter was द्वारा far its superior.

So Ven begins to post reasons on this मंच as well. The other anti's welcomed her with open arms and treated her like family. She met some awesome people on फैन्पॉप and even added a few on facebook.

Of course, they talked about other thing as well. Like other पुस्तकें they liked, music, movies, tv shows, actors, hobbies, the works.

There's a lesson to be learned from this kiddies. It's that Twilight sucks balls. Thank आप and goodnight. :3
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posted by RavenclawRocks
First of all, this is MY opinion. If आप don't agree, that's fine. If आप do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would तारीख, दिनांक Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the सेकंड hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
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Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...


1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter पुस्तकें in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight फिल्में got him after the Harry Potter फिल्में were finished with him.

3. सूची other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that आप think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...
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posted by teamsalvatore98
Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, आप don't like yourself....
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Okay. I know what आप are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight लेख but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me सूची the reasons why children, teens and adults can प्यार Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...
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