I'll tell आप my story. I प्यार Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one दिन my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.
I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take अभिनय lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the पुस्तकें and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).
All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that कहा 'Move over Harry Potter'. I लॉस्ट my remaining marbles and was looking for something in the पुस्तकें that justified this horrendous statement. I found none. Come on. They are nowhere the same. Some shallow, whiny moron who thinks she's better than everyone and lives and breathes for her boyfriend vs The boy who lived. Siriusly people!
Wizards vs Vampires, the epic battle began between me and the Twilighters in the forum. Once I realized how ignorant and stupid some Twilight प्रशंसकों are, I was at ease. At least the Harry Potter प्रशंसकों were not as hostile as Twilighters. My faith in humanity restored I continued to enjoy this forum.
1. Hermione Granger vs Isabella Swan
*Hermione is intelligent, loyal, strong, fearless and independent. She has self-respect and compassion that is shown at all times.
*Bella हंस is mostly a pretty bimbo. Even if Meyer made her intelligent it is of no use as she ends up being a loyal maid to the men in her life.
2. Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
*Harry is noble and brave. He may not be an Adonis incarnation but intelligence is also a turn-on.
*Apart from being good looking I didn't find anything good to add.
3. Ron Weasley vs Emmett Cullen
*Ron is way funnier than Emmett and way और loyal to Harry.
4. Ginny Weasley vs Rosalie Hale
*Both have depth and character development(a little for Rosalie) to them. Rosalie has characteristics of humans (bitchy, jealousy etc) that are relatable.
5. Luna Lovegood vs Alice Cullen
*Luna is crazy and does not care about what people think about her. She is weird in an appealing way.
*Alice is pretty and weird. In the फिल्में she was laughable. I hate Alice द्वारा the way.
6. Neville Longbottom vs Jasper Hale
*Again Neville was a supporting character that was well developed and far और better than Jasper at the end of the series.
7. Draco Malfoy vs Jacob Black
*Man is he hot! Plus he plays his character so well that it is hard not to dislike him.
*Great body. Good Acting. Bad choice of a movie.
8. Voldemort vs James
*Scary and brilliant. A back story that, at times, makes आप feel sorry for him.
*No idea why he was even included.
9. Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
*Brave and intelligent beats Beautiful and fast any day.
10. Harry Potter प्यार vs Twilight love
*Harry loves Ginny for her personality, humor and lastly beauty. Edward likes Isabella for ???
*The प्यार between फ्रेंड्स Ron and Hermione is realistic, funny and totally great. Jacob and Bella ???
11. Potter trio vs Twilight trio
*Great team beats प्यार triangle. Plus why does Stewart look stoned most of the time?
12. Potter cast vs Twilight cast
*Potter actors are और critically and commercially acclaimed than the Twilight cast.
13. Severus Snape vs Every sparkling moron in Twilight
*An unrequited प्यार that stood the test of time and ended with his death. A प्यार that can never be bettered द्वारा any vampire या wizard. True प्यार is Severus Snape. RIP.
And finally,
14. जे. के. रोलिंग vs Stephenie Meyer
*JKR is humble, creative and is a wonderful writer.
*Meyer is arrogant द्वारा calling her book better than classics, unimaginative and a प्रशंसक fiction writer.
This is a small dedication to all the Harry Potter and Twilight प्रशंसकों for the प्यार for their respective series.
I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take अभिनय lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the पुस्तकें and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).
All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that कहा 'Move over Harry Potter'. I लॉस्ट my remaining marbles and was looking for something in the पुस्तकें that justified this horrendous statement. I found none. Come on. They are nowhere the same. Some shallow, whiny moron who thinks she's better than everyone and lives and breathes for her boyfriend vs The boy who lived. Siriusly people!
Wizards vs Vampires, the epic battle began between me and the Twilighters in the forum. Once I realized how ignorant and stupid some Twilight प्रशंसकों are, I was at ease. At least the Harry Potter प्रशंसकों were not as hostile as Twilighters. My faith in humanity restored I continued to enjoy this forum.
1. Hermione Granger vs Isabella Swan
*Hermione is intelligent, loyal, strong, fearless and independent. She has self-respect and compassion that is shown at all times.
*Bella हंस is mostly a pretty bimbo. Even if Meyer made her intelligent it is of no use as she ends up being a loyal maid to the men in her life.
2. Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
*Harry is noble and brave. He may not be an Adonis incarnation but intelligence is also a turn-on.
*Apart from being good looking I didn't find anything good to add.
3. Ron Weasley vs Emmett Cullen
*Ron is way funnier than Emmett and way और loyal to Harry.
4. Ginny Weasley vs Rosalie Hale
*Both have depth and character development(a little for Rosalie) to them. Rosalie has characteristics of humans (bitchy, jealousy etc) that are relatable.
5. Luna Lovegood vs Alice Cullen
*Luna is crazy and does not care about what people think about her. She is weird in an appealing way.
*Alice is pretty and weird. In the फिल्में she was laughable. I hate Alice द्वारा the way.
6. Neville Longbottom vs Jasper Hale
*Again Neville was a supporting character that was well developed and far और better than Jasper at the end of the series.
7. Draco Malfoy vs Jacob Black
*Man is he hot! Plus he plays his character so well that it is hard not to dislike him.
*Great body. Good Acting. Bad choice of a movie.
8. Voldemort vs James
*Scary and brilliant. A back story that, at times, makes आप feel sorry for him.
*No idea why he was even included.
9. Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
*Brave and intelligent beats Beautiful and fast any day.
10. Harry Potter प्यार vs Twilight love
*Harry loves Ginny for her personality, humor and lastly beauty. Edward likes Isabella for ???
*The प्यार between फ्रेंड्स Ron and Hermione is realistic, funny and totally great. Jacob and Bella ???
11. Potter trio vs Twilight trio
*Great team beats प्यार triangle. Plus why does Stewart look stoned most of the time?
12. Potter cast vs Twilight cast
*Potter actors are और critically and commercially acclaimed than the Twilight cast.
13. Severus Snape vs Every sparkling moron in Twilight
*An unrequited प्यार that stood the test of time and ended with his death. A प्यार that can never be bettered द्वारा any vampire या wizard. True प्यार is Severus Snape. RIP.
And finally,
14. जे. के. रोलिंग vs Stephenie Meyer
*JKR is humble, creative and is a wonderful writer.
*Meyer is arrogant द्वारा calling her book better than classics, unimaginative and a प्रशंसक fiction writer.
This is a small dedication to all the Harry Potter and Twilight प्रशंसकों for the प्यार for their respective series.