Lesson 1: PROPS!!! Lots and lots of props!
Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me प्रॉप्स for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way आप verbally attack Twilight fans. The way आप threatened their lives द्वारा tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb द्वारा limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”
Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me प्रॉप्स for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking आप because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your टिप्पणियाँ accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! आप didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”
slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me प्रॉप्स for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. आप कहा a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot और of that. I especially like that part where आप कहा Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where आप complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where आप कहा Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that आप used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight प्रशंसकों are so wrong for correcting you.
edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me प्रॉप्स for my images:
“I like that picture आप पोस्टेड of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter प्रशंसकों just प्यार reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."
harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me प्रॉप्स for my images:
“You पोस्टेड that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore कहा it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets पोस्टेड three times a day, but it needs to be पोस्टेड 50 times a दिन until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”
eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me प्रॉप्स for my picks:
“I प्यार all those anti picks आप पोस्टेड in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if आप think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any पुस्तकें so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way आप defended yourself without cursing like all those HP प्रशंसकों did. That obviously means you’re और mature than them.”
Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me प्रॉप्स for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way आप verbally attack Twilight fans. The way आप threatened their lives द्वारा tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb द्वारा limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”
Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me प्रॉप्स for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking आप because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your टिप्पणियाँ accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! आप didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”
slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me प्रॉप्स for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. आप कहा a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot और of that. I especially like that part where आप कहा Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where आप complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where आप कहा Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that आप used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight प्रशंसकों are so wrong for correcting you.
edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me प्रॉप्स for my images:
“I like that picture आप पोस्टेड of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter प्रशंसकों just प्यार reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."
harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me प्रॉप्स for my images:
“You पोस्टेड that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore कहा it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets पोस्टेड three times a day, but it needs to be पोस्टेड 50 times a दिन until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”
eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me प्रॉप्स for my picks:
“I प्यार all those anti picks आप पोस्टेड in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if आप think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any पुस्तकें so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way आप defended yourself without cursing like all those HP प्रशंसकों did. That obviously means you’re और mature than them.”
why deos twilight annoy me? because when twilight came out everyone 4 got hp then the new hp movie came out and they loved hp again thgen twilight movie came out people just cant make up their minds well i can ive seen all the hp movie so far and twilight and even though hp leave s out some stuff its still TEN times better twilight is annoying becuz they think they can come in and steal the whole दिखाना that why oppion of a hpfan gcsfdsjhvcdshvcwrivhrweuvghbersvksfdhvsklvhjsdfvklsdfvb dfc bvhdx jkhdfvoperfcujrehvcjfdvhhhjukdsxhcdsjcv
Hello everyone!
I'm planning on लेखन a letter to Stephenie Meyer regarding the Twilight series. I wanted to address all the points many people do not like in the series. The letter is going to be friendly and straight-forward. I wanted to hear what everyone would want me to include. These are a few of the topics I am going to be including:
- Anti-feminism
- Abusive relationship
- Unhealthy obsession
- Lust does not equal प्यार
- Bella is horribly rude to her फ्रेंड्स (not valued friendships)
These are just a few. Please add anything and if there is something specific you'd like me to add.
I'll be working on this letter and posting on Sunday on Fanpop, so I can add anything else and have your approval and then I will send it to her.
I understand that Seth probably won't let it get to her, but it's worth a shot and I will post his reply (assuming he does reply.)
Thank you! :)
I'm planning on लेखन a letter to Stephenie Meyer regarding the Twilight series. I wanted to address all the points many people do not like in the series. The letter is going to be friendly and straight-forward. I wanted to hear what everyone would want me to include. These are a few of the topics I am going to be including:
- Anti-feminism
- Abusive relationship
- Unhealthy obsession
- Lust does not equal प्यार
- Bella is horribly rude to her फ्रेंड्स (not valued friendships)
These are just a few. Please add anything and if there is something specific you'd like me to add.
I'll be working on this letter and posting on Sunday on Fanpop, so I can add anything else and have your approval and then I will send it to her.
I understand that Seth probably won't let it get to her, but it's worth a shot and I will post his reply (assuming he does reply.)
Thank you! :)