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posted by emilyroxx
So, I dreamed that I was on a bus, and my bus driver was none other than the hated teacher at my school. As in all of my other dreams, I didn’t find anything wrong with this, but I did feel like something was off. All of a sudden, the bus stops and she turns around and says, “Alright, I want everyone to tell me where the lord God told (what she probably कहा was Moses, but I just looked it up right now to find out what the story was. Because I didn’t know anything about the 10 Commandments, the word ‘Moses’ sounded garbled. Things in my dream that I don’t know anything about are always blotted out, like in Slughorn’s memory in HP 6) Moses the 10 Commandments and name the eighth commandment. I won’t हटाइए this bus until आप do.”
Well of course I stood up and said, “You can’t do that. This is a public school. It says in the Constitution that there’s a separation between Church (or Temple, या Mosque) and state! Even though we aren’t on school grounds, so long as we remain on this bus, we’re on school property and आप can’t make us discuss the bible या force your religion upon us.” (That is definitely something that I would say in real life.) All I remember after that part is that she got mad at me, because then the dream shifted.

It was my school still, but it was apparently during the Holocaust या something. This part’s kinda blurry, but I wasn’t ME in this dream, I was some other person my age. The weird part was, I KNEW that she wasn’t me. I just kind of sat back and let the other person take control. She was hiding in one of the supply cabinets because raiders would come into the school and steal everything. I knew what would happen if she didn’t get caught and didn’t get her little item that she was trying to hide stolen, and it was my job to make sure that she didn’t until I reached the part that I knew what was going to happen. Confusing, I know. That’s probably why I can’t remember anything past that little bit of the dream.

It then morphed back into my original dream. The bus had stopped in the middle of a forest on चोटी, शीर्ष of what was probably a 30 foot high blow-up rock climbing wall. The only problem was, I wasn’t in the bus, I was on the ground. The teacher told me that if I hated the bible so much I should use that to climb up the rock climbing दीवार to the bus. My reply was also exactly something that I would say in real life: “That doesn’t even make any sense, not that I’m surprised. अगला to nothing that आप religious-nuts say makes any sense at all.”
I did start to climb, though. I reached to grab the blow-up rocks when suddenly the teacher shouts that I need to sing the Alphabet backwards while doing it. Then the rocks changed into alphabet letters with faces and started गाना like the little letters at कैन्डी Mountain in the first Charlie the Unicorn.
Then I woke up.


This might sound like a really irrelevant लेख for this club, but it’s not. It actually has a lesson: dreams are random, strange, weird, and most of the time make horrible plot ideas. Just because something appears in a dream does not automatically make it good, nor does it mean that आप should ever प्रकाशित करे it. Cassie, Youknowit, just because sparkling वैंपायर appear in a dream does not mean that it makes sense या that it’s a good idea. Don’t use, “Oh, it was part of her dream” as an excuse for sparkling vampires.
posted by harrypotterbest
Harry and his friend entered the hotel in high spirits. Hermione, Ron, and Ginny were already there, and one look told them they had been very worried. Ginny glanced at Harry’s wide smile and the newcomer, and said, very icily, “Who is she?” to Harry.
Harry grinned even wider, and J K smiled. “This, Ginny, is the one and only J K Rowling!” He saw their looks of astonishment. “You know,” he added, “she wrote our books!”
“Oh,” कहा Ginny, sounding rather relieved. Ron laughed.
Hermione looked surprised, but knowing as to why he had brought J K.
“And why did आप bring...
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Ron just wouldn't can it. We were all at the table, while Ron was blabbing about how Professor Snape had gave him detention. For crying out loud, if he just payed attention in class he wouldn't have!
"'Mione, can आप pass the butter?" he कहा with mouth full of chicken. I scowled at him and passed him some. "'Mione, आप don't look so good are आप ok?" Harry whispered in my ear. I shook my head. After riding a झाड़ू and falling off because of stupid Malfoy hadn't done wonders on the headache i already had. "You want to go to the infarmery, im pretty sure the med-witch has." he began but Ron...
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Here is an 5 Part Essay wriiten द्वारा someone on livejournal that proves Edward isnt abusive.
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I have been having feelings of guilt off and on about shipping Edward and Bella. I'm sure the majority of us Twilight प्रशंसकों of have heard about the accusations of Edward being an abusive boyfriend. The accusers are able to back it up with proof of certain behaviors that count as abuse that आप can read off of a red flag list. What they refuse to do though is look at the big picture. All they see is the surface and refuse to ask why. They even go to such far...
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This is taken place two years after the events of New Moon.. I warn आप , it's really long.

Sorry for the typos. I'm really tired.

2.41pm
Sitting on Emily's सोफ़ा, सोफे for the thousanth time in the last week, was surely a high light.
But the waiting for Jacob was not. He can take far too long sometimes, no doubt he does it on purpose, that way when he finally arrives, I'm almost boucing up and down.

I can tell he likes to see me like that, to see me happy, most defiantly for him.

But I suppose the most fulfilling thing in my growing need for Jacob is watching little Lylia and Dannielle sleep peacefully...
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This is purely my opinion. NOTE: A lot of these are jokes.

1. Hermione should become an anti-feminist

2. Harry should have killed Dobby in book 2

3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars

4. Hermione should have bigger flaws. Something और that being kind of bossy

5. vampires

6. The United States of America

7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it.

8. Ron died playing chess

9. Dumbledore gets killed द्वारा a unicorn

10. Harry's scar was on the inside of his wrist.

11. The चॉकलेट shouldn't be alive

12. They listened to music

13. They drive cars

14. Kristen Stewart should...
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Two days ago, i suffered from a huge headache. Now. it was the size of Hogwarts. HUGE. I stumbled my way down the halls and went into my dorm. While on my bed, i layed down and closed my eyes. Why was i feeling so sick? why was it lasting this long? and most importantly...
why did i want to kill Harry for?
i opened my eyes and gasped. where did that thought come from? Kill harry? I would never! (unless he tried to किस me again maybe..) "Mione..." Ron कहा from the doorway. i groaned. "What?" he layed the खाना tray द्वारा my बिस्तर and nodded. "Still feeling under the weather, huh?" he asked sitting...
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Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily और than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven पुस्तकें with hardly any सवालों left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot और to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an नितंब, गधा to Harry). She had every...
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twiligh is so better then harry poter becauz twilight is a LUV stoty and harry potter has no luve at all.it also has VAMPIREZ wich are REEL unlike wizards from hp. plus आप can realat to bella और then hary becuz bella has FELLINGS. and do i even need to menchon edward? he is so SEXY. jakob is to. no one in harry potter is as hot as edward culen!! they had rober patenson in harry potter but that was the only reazon i watched it. twilight is also और exiting then harry potteer. whoevr can balence out प्यार and exitment mmusr be a great writer! ans stefinie meyers came up with new creaturs and...
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I would like to start द्वारा quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... द्वारा Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his लॉस्ट scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's वैंपायर are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...
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Harry stood at the forest’s edge without moving. He was thinking to leave, when a flurry of movement within caught his attention. Peering at the massive shape he could see, he realized too late that it was a wolf. He jumped out of the way, and the भेड़िया landed where he had been a सेकंड before. He looked down at it. The wolf, which had reddish-brown fur, growled up at him. Impulsively Harry withdrew his wand from his jeans pocket.
The भेड़िया stopped growling when it caught sight of the raised wand. It transformed into a man, and Harry backed up, astonishment on his face. The wolf-man spoke....
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80. In harry potter lots of girls fell in luv with guys. And i could not understand your writing. आप sound drunk.

81. Reason why harry potter is better.

82. आप just admitted that harry potter story is better. And this isn't a who would win: wizards या vampires.

83. आप did not give one reason why harry potter is better instead आप went on a rant on how much u luv it and आप keep on insulting it. Let me deflect your insults. Harry potter is not nerdy just because he wears round glasses and sometimes smart. Edward is not real to आप cause he is a flake. And again it doesnt matter if harry...
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