I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.
1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."
2. "Oh, ha ha, आप got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than आप look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for आप now!!" *Prepare yourself द्वारा getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did आप say something?"
5. "Why do आप have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
6. "Uh, I'm not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEP!!!" *take off running*
7. *cackle with laughter* "You sound like a girl ! हे honey, come listen to this guy talk!"
8. "My dear snake-man, I must say your manners are quite poor. I have just the thing!" *put on record and sing along* 'Please - say - please - and - thank आप for saying thank you!'
9. "Are आप a joke? Clearly you're a joke!"
10. "I'm sensing some self-confidence problems. I hear they have an excellent psychiatric ward at St. Mungo's...and while you're there, maybe आप could have them do something about your nose."
11. "Oh yeah, and you've told Harry that how many times now? I'm soooooo scared!"
A werewolf, द्वारा most common lore, is a human that has been bitten द्वारा another werewolf, so कहा human transforms into a werewolf at full moon. Remus Lupin is a prime example for the fact that we know he was bitten द्वारा Fenrir Greyback, a notorious werewolf. Jacob Black is another लोकप्रिय example but I will break that down later in this article. First a VERY important thing आप must know is that a werewolf isn't aware of his या her doing while in werewolf form. Remus Lupin was required to leave school grounds every full moon, so he is a true werewolf. Jacob Black, however, is completely aware of his actions as a werewolf. Therefore Jacob Black is not a true werewolf. This लेख was written from an unbiased point of view and was well researched.
J.K. Rowling beats Stephanie Meyer any day.
