I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, आप know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I
1. आप throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. आप wear at least some black every day.
3. आप rip your clothes on purpose.
4. आप call people आप don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. आप yell "CRUCIO!" at people when आप get mad.
6. आप carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" या an "L", आप accidentally type out a Bellatrix या a Lestrange instead.
9. आप think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever आप mention her, your फ्रेंड्स roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. आप call your प्रिय teacher Voldemort.
12. आप constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, आप get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are आप sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. आप faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. आप write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells आप he can't deliver it.
16. आप jump every time आप hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your आदर्श वाक्य is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. आप name या plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. आप suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. आप get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when आप get mad.
21. आप lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something चोटी, शीर्ष secret in your vault.
22. आप accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. आप have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that आप can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", आप jump and exclaim that आप already killed Sirius.
25. आप call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
26. आप get mad when people tell आप that you're in perfect mental health.
Credit: Me Myself and I
1. आप throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. आप wear at least some black every day.
3. आप rip your clothes on purpose.
4. आप call people आप don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. आप yell "CRUCIO!" at people when आप get mad.
6. आप carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" या an "L", आप accidentally type out a Bellatrix या a Lestrange instead.
9. आप think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever आप mention her, your फ्रेंड्स roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. आप call your प्रिय teacher Voldemort.
12. आप constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, आप get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are आप sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. आप faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. आप write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells आप he can't deliver it.
16. आप jump every time आप hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your आदर्श वाक्य is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. आप name या plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. आप suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. आप get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when आप get mad.
21. आप lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something चोटी, शीर्ष secret in your vault.
22. आप accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. आप have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that आप can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", आप jump and exclaim that आप already killed Sirius.
25. आप call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
26. आप get mad when people tell आप that you're in perfect mental health.
(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do आप guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have आप read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t आप just प्यार them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are आप f***ing serious?! These are the best पुस्तकें ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite आप and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
were are आप harry asked ron over here can't आप see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see आप it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for आप can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in प्यार with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
no i cant see आप it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for आप can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in प्यार with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story