Ah, the much anticipated movie adaption of E. L. James’ best-selling novel is finally in theaters! Didn’t it kind of feel like the build-up to ऐनस्टेशिया finally losing her virginity and getting it on with Mr. Grey? Well, it certainly did to the two 24-year olds sitting अगला to me in the screening. They really could not contain their excitement. But for the rest of us? Well, I was just really curious. I am not an avid प्रशंसक of the book but the trailers caught my eye enough that I knew I was going to have to see it at some point.

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