*Note: This is sarcastic. Just in case anyone actually thinks I mean what I say here.*



Okay, so like, we all know that it’s SOOOO much fun to hate stuff, right? Who cares about those jealous losers who are all like, “It’s so immature, blah blah blah!”. They’re just jealous they didn’t come up with the cool idea of HatePop first! So anyways, without further ado, I present my चोटी, शीर्ष 4 reasons (in no particular order) of why आप should totally make a hate club ASAP!



1. It gets आप lots of attention!

Hello, have आप SEEN how many people टिप्पणी दे and post on जवाब and picks asking them to शामिल होइए your hate club? Who CARES if they’re all टिप्पणियाँ like, “You’re so immature”, “Get a life!”, या “You’re such a jerk, GTFO”?! No such thing as bad press, right? आप want your fifteen मिनटों of फैन्पॉप fame? Ask everyone to शामिल होइए your hate club publicly! Who knows, आप might even get some rude टिप्पणियाँ from people on your दीवार as well, if you’re REALLY lucky!



2. It shows how mature आप are.

Um hello, HOW is it immature to express your OPINION?! If आप hate something, आप should say so! And seriously, it’s like, totally mature and cool to come up with a great idea like a hate club first! It shows you’re innovative! Creative! And you’re unafraid to defy the mold! I mean really, is it so wrong to not want to प्रस्तुत करे to conformity? I mean, hello, EVERYONE is a प्रशंसक of stuff on here….be different! Spread the hate!



3. Some people actually won’t get mad!

Well sure, not everyone’s going to jump on the Hatepop bandwagon. Just some jealous insecure people are probably going to get mad, but who cares right? I mean, you’re only going to get yelled at and hated द्वारा most of Fanpop….no biggie, eh? And it's not like EVERYONE'S going to be mad. Just most people.


4. Some people will actually शामिल होइए your Hate revolution!
Yes, आप heard that right! You've just got to find the right people, and आप can all hate together! Some people will actually like your hate idea! And your hate club will be a big hit! Before it gets deleted and आप get banned, that is. Wait...WHAT am I talking about? No one will hate you, you'll go down in फैन्पॉप history as the first successful Hatepopper, right?!

Okay, in dead seriousness now, DON'T HATE! I cringe every time I see a "OMG शामिल होइए MY HATE CLUB" answer/pick/etc. in my updates.
Yes, maybe आप don't' CARE what a ton of Bieber/Rebecca Black प्रशंसकों think of you, but there are still enough of them to get आप deleted.....think about it. Really. And please don't make a hate club.