फैन्पॉप Users हे and G'day awesome, talented Fanpoppers! Germany123 has demanded that I rustle up some tucker for the FGT buffet.Which of these yummy dishes do ya fancy?
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Hmmm, think I might drop द्वारा Maccas on the way घर
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Sweet & खट्टा Koala ears (Aussie with a touch of Asian flavour)
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Wombat मछली पालने का जहाज़, स्टू
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Vegemite sandwiches - our prized national dish!
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Crispy fried Emu beaks on a बिस्तर of चमेली चावल
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कंगेरू, कंगारू paws in a garlic & white wine sauce
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Chilli Platypus and हरा प्याज, हरा प्याज, leek bake
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Witchery Grubs a la natural ... awesome outback tucker
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Ewww! This is even grosser than the cocktails आप made for the Fanpoppy Awards
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Make your pick!
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Hey> ! Yumm! I’m A sucker for garlic and white wine!
It’s gotta be good if Germany123 has had them all right?
Can’t go wrong!
Move out the way! Cammie’s cooking taday!
.... *lauras stomach rumbles*
EDIT: Oopsie, I had to edit. Although I used the asterisk to sunstitute for the "u" I actually still left the "u" in it. Sorry to anyone that saw that word spelled out,lol!
Great minds think alike,I know, but we must all act like proper cobbers and sheilas on my Aussie pick.
No,Laura,that word is suppose to read suBstitute. It IS a typo. I make typos everytime my fingers hit the keyboard.
Cobber (Australian) = man,male (USA,UK,etc)
Always happy to translate out my Aussie outback lingo. Fair dinkum,mate!
McDonald's is universal!
emotionally I will be scarred for life!
I am reporting you to the Fantastic Four!
You dirty little BEAOTCH of a HoeBag!
Honey it looks to me like your wild oats have turned to Shredded Wheat!
Your living proof of what happens if you get scared half to death twice Ya Skanky azz
BrokenBroomBimbo
HAH! And another thing Mrs. Gourmand of the of the crack in my outback
bigtime buffet Asssie frim Asstralia
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
HUH?? What? Black Cat got your hairyazz tongue?
Yeah yeah Cammie this! And Cammie did that!
Just remember Witcypoo you're unique, just like everyone else.
I’ve known your type for a long time ya aint bullin me..There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't. and uhh..well..
Where was I? On the other hand, you have different fingers. OH DAiim That witch put some kinda
Ricky Ricardo BoBBAloo on my azz !
I'd get great gratification from giving ya a good old fashioned arse-whipping,mate!
Oh, and Cammie, i'd survive, but come out of it weighing an extra 200 pounds :P
I munch on a Quarter Pounder quite often and I'm under 50kg.
PS Don't be confused ... it will all work out in the end,lol!
This brokenbroombimbo don't like the Vegemite. 'Tis yukky!
Some very good ideas Cammie! YUMMY!
Too bad I`m in Norway!
Maybe I`ll just make a pizza..
Or pasta! nah, I dont feel like pasta, maybe some soup!
LMAO, soup now? Nah, doesnt sound good right now! I do however want soup tomorrow! Then I have to go to the store! And I have to buy milk too. And toliet paper! I can`t forget that! Hmm, wasnt there something else I needed too? Hmm.. I can`t remember! I`m sure I`ll figure it out! And oh I have to remember to call my mom and ask her if she and dad want me visiting them! I want my mom`s dinner! Havent been at their place for weeks.. I`m sick of my own food! Mom is a much better cook then me. All though, I`m pretty good at making pancakes! And steak, yes STEAK!! And lasagne! Mmm. Maybe I`ll make pancake tomorrow! Instead of the soup.. Nah, or! I don`t know.. Oh, the internet bill, I have to pay that.. Oh hold on, I did pay it earlier. DOH! My memory suck! I`m a goldfish.. Weird, I used to be a dolphin, because of my laugh! Hahah! Djeez!
Ehhm, ANYWHO, what were we talking about again?
LMAO!
And if you had known what kind of medication I use, you would have fallen of your bar stool yet again!
LOL
Now, I need to go and look up some more awesome recipes for thr FGT dinner. Don't want an irate gemmy on my back because I haven't put out good service.
Sorry, sweet words, your butt!
LMAO!
Butt is such a sweet word! BUTT BUTT BUTT! I love it!
You do that Cammie! Do your best!
But what I would like to try most of all is spider. I once saw on tv how they fried spiders (big ones) on a stick. Then you could just eat them (with all those legs) from the stick. I want that! It's like some weird lolly-pop :P
Plus: you need a lot less food to produce one kilogram of bugs than you do to produce one kilogram of beef or pork. Bugs are smaller (thus need less space to breed them), they can live closer to each-other (unlike chickens and pigs who get really, really unhappy), they produce a lot of ofspring often, they are full of nutrients. Bugs would be a good food-alternative when the accepted food industry become to expensive and... problematic.
When I was younger my mum always offered us elephant toenails on toast if we asked 'Muuuummm..whats for tea?!' And now that we've got Herb those toenails will be even easier to get hold of! LOL :D
Spotty: Wallaby is just a baby Kangaroo and I already have the kangaroo paws in garlic and wine sauce. As for the dingo...I won't go there as I refuse to use woofers as a food - wild or domesticated.
em_em: I'd rather eat marsupials than Vegemite ANY day,lmao!!!!!!!!!!!
You have no idea how many AUSTRALIANS don't realize a kangaroo and a wallaby are the same thing.
EDIT: Actually many people would argue that a kangaroo is actually different from a wallaby or a wallaroo. What is normally referred to as a wallaby is a species that is a bit smaller than the Red Kangaroo for example. There is that many different species that it makes the mind boggle.
Also the name "joey" is commonly used when talking about baby kangaroos,wallaroos,wallabies,etc.
Hmmm, I've just read what I've written. I WAS trying to explain it a bit, sorry if I've confused you further,lol!
Here's one that's not dirty in any way but it's not a compliment either,LOL!
"You're a drongo sheila that is more sightless than Blind Freddy!"
...I love it.
Translation: "You're a stupid chick that's blinder than a bat!"
YEAH, ROIGHT!!
Well she left a pick out!
“AsSie Witch on A Stick, Over a flammin Pit!”
I fear my stomach may jump out of one of my orifices and hop on the next whale ride to Australia! That's a pretty image for youzees! You'll recognise it from it's three eyes and heart-melting smile. Honestly, 'twill bring tears of delight to your humble eyes! I can train my stomach to sing for you if you want. And Australian anthem. Down Under by Men at Work! You see, I take not food for granted, as I will earn it through song and dance. A waltz?
"I met with a man in Brussels. He was six foot four and full of muscle. I said 'Do you speak-a my language?!' He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.' Aussie classic! So, yeah, if you want I can teach my stomach to sing that for all of Australia. At the Sydney Opera House. :D 'Tis a shame I won't be there myself to witness its superbly meg debut. :/
God, i have no idea what i just wrote... I'm frazzled, OK!!
@WileE-Quixote, I'm never sure if I should be amused at or scared of your comments. :p
Also sooooo grateful that you have clarified for this galah Aussie what the national anthem is. All these years I've been under the unyaksome impression that it was Advance Australia Fair!
No wonder I always feel like a foreigner on my own native island ~ LMAO!
Here's another celebration of your true megness! link
On a gaming trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange gamer, he made me nervous
He jacked me in and fragged me senseless
and he said
"Do you come from a LAN down under?
Where CRT's glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the wonder?
You better run, you better take cover"
Buying RAM from a man in Brussels
He had an Athlon 64 full of muscle
I said "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and sent me an ICQ message
and he said
"I come from a LAN down under
Where Bawlz does flow and sound cards thunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the wonder?
You better run, you better take cover"
Fragging in a den in Bombay
With a slack jam, and not much to say
I said to the man "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the LAN of porning?
and he said
"Do you come from a LAN down under?
Where CRT's glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the wonder?
You better run, you better take cover"
Wow, I have a proposition for you...
What say you get off the dock of the bay and fly Downunder? I reckon you'd rock doing Aussie album covers in your own unique (although questionable,lol!) style.
Men At Work should just stick to eatin' their Vegemite sandwich!
WELL MAybe if ya got off your bloated purlent oosing puss pocket filled arse and tell me how I COULD GET UNDER YOUR skin
cause im gettis pissed if im not doin tha job rightly so!
AND stop tryin ta cozy up now, I still have the e-mail
where you was sayin how badly yea wanted to be with me!
and ya know I'll post it!
What drops into my slot from you and vice versa is NOT to be repeated here for all Fanpoppers to see.
As soon as I'm done here I am sooooooooooo gonna PM you - in a way that's gonna really hurt!
That sounds like fun..you gunna hurt me? Well now If I KNEW thats what you were into to begin with, I wouldnt have been so tender with you as you led me to belive. Well, whatever it is, you can send back my stuff, or ill get it ALL myself!
Sweet cheecks..... up to you..
I'm a sucker for punishment - sorry, but it's just the way I roll!
Maybe a good pick, is whether the fan folks would like to know who I really am?
And then the second pick would be a No-Brainer once they knew who I was, and that's to ask if I should post the letter??
I think that may be a lotta fun!
Ever not been able to sit down for a whole week because it's just been too painful to do so?
Berni. that was funny!!!
what the heck is goin on??
So look out if you're looking to mess with me!!!
it's
"Ka-Ching!" NOT "Ka-Chang!"
you would only do "Ka-Chang!" if you were a Brit. and didn't know any beter!
Down here we Ka-Bang! That's the only way to go!
What you used to scream at the "precise moment" if I remember correctly!
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