I was out hiking in the woods with a few फ्रेंड्स of mine, when we all got लॉस्ट and accidentally विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an घंटा या so, I sat on a stump, praying that my फ्रेंड्स would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some फ्रेंड्स I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a स्कर्ट that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas:...
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