Yes, आप read it correctly...I'm लेखन what I DO NOT like about them...I thought it would be a refreshing change of pace from all the other लेखाए I have written in the past couple of months. These aren't in any particular order...I just numbered them chronologically. Here we go...

**if आप are easily offended, आप might want to stop पढ़ना right here...ok, no turning back now...

Snow White

The voice....oh poor Snow White. I wish आप would have hit puberty at some point during your movie so your voice wouldn't come across so irritating. Not like Jessica Rabbits voice द्वारा any means, but आप get my drift. And आप pretty much waltz into a strangers house, clean it, and rearrange everything without their approval; that takes balls.

Cinderella

This one is a tough one, with her being my प्रिय Princess and all. Oh Cinderella...it irritates the shit out of me that आप put up with those three bitches. If it were me, I would have poisoned them LONG ago, and even though I am a huge animal lover I probably would've snuck some antifreeze in Lucifer's दूध as well...evil damn cat. I don't blame आप for up and marrying the Prince without even knowing him...sheesh...how else were आप to escape that hell hole? But I just wish, for you, that he wasn't such a major douche bag.

Aurora

Oh Aurora...you are so irritatingly perfect! Don't worry about listening to your three "Aunts" about talking to strangers...puh...what do THEY know? They can't even cook या clean the cottage. So, just walk around the forest, गाना at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs as if आप are गाना in an opera house, and maybe, JUST maybe, and stranger lurking nearby will hear you, and आप two can break into song and dance with each other.

Ariel

When I hear the term "rebellious teenager" I immediately think of आप Ariel. When someone tells आप to go left, आप go right. आप want everything that आप can't have...like legs. So आप go behind your Fathers back, put your life on the line all for some BOY आप only saw once? Thats just freaking nuts if आप ask me...but, I am कड़वा and guarded from being hurt द्वारा guys, so this should not come as a shock. I just can't really relate to her and this decision. I believe in going after your dreams and achieving them, yes...but she didn't even know him! It is romantic in a way, but in real life it's just plain stupid and potentially dangerous...but it IS just a movie, so I'm going to calm down and take a xanax now.

Belle

Poor Belle...stuck in a small town with nothing to do....this I can relate to. I grew up in a town with one redlight. The biggest thing to happen there in the past 50 years was when they built a McDonalds. I got bored, and wanted adventure...so what did I do? I MOVED. Belle, if आप are SO miserable and sick of a hot muscular stud टिकिया, मफिन following आप around, WHAT is stopping आप sweet pea? Just leave. I did it, and it was the best thing I ever did for myself! I didn't sit around and complain...I made a move!

Jasmine

I thought I felt bad for Belle, but oh my! चमेली has it SO much worse than she does. Stuck in a luxorious palace with servants and valets, and like the coolest pet EVER. Poor little rich girl. At least चमेली did something about her unhappiness...she ran away...but without any money. Not so smart. If it weren't for अलादीन she would have gotten her sweet little hand chopped off.

Pocahontas

How is it that Pocahontas it totally a badass, like jumping off of cliffs, and canoing down waterfalls, before meeting John Smith, and then all of a sudden she's so stiff and serious (haha I कहा stiff). One look at Smithy and she goes all twitter-pated on us. WTF. It's like she लॉस्ट her entire identity...all because of a hard on. Figures.

Mulan

Who doesn't like a good cross-dressing heroine? It's hard to pin point anything bad about Mulan. The only thing that gets to me is the lack of passion and प्यार between her and Shang. But to his defense, he thought she was a he...but even after he finds out the truth he just leaves her in the snow to die *coughJERKcough*. Wow...he must really प्यार her. Even after she saves China, he still can't tell her how he feels...basically it's Shang that bothers me, not Mulan!

Tiana

I'm all for girl power, but this chick needs a chill pill (or one of my xanax!). It bothers me that she is so freaking uptight. Having a dream and a goal is one thing...but having it consume your entire being? Nah ah. Thank God for Naveen...no, really...THANK आप God...for giving us that sexy man! He helped her to relax and have some fun, and made all of us swoon over a damn cartoon. Seriously, we all need some therapy for having the hots for a cartoon character. Another thing that bugged me about her is her accent. I'm from the south, and I don't sound near that bad as she does. They over-did that just a bit.

Anyways, hope I didn't piss anyone off. I'll be looking out my window now for torches and pitchforks!