The Native American woman was strikingly beautiful and had a mysterious quality about her that couldn't be replicated. She stood proudly at the चोटी, शीर्ष of the cliff as leaves swirled around her majestic figure.
    "Damn, if I was a lesbian, I'd bang her in a heartbeat," मटर told Conrad.
    "Maybe she knows of a place where we can stay," Conrad suggested.
    "Good thinking," मटर responded. As she and Conrad paddled their बेड़ा closer to shore, they noticed another Native woman sitting in a डोंगी beneath the cliff. She yelled up at the girl on the cliff but neither Conrad nor मटर understood the language they were speaking in.
    "How are we supposed to ask two chicks for help when they don't even speak English?" मटर was annoyed.
    "Make that one chick," Conrad replied. "The one on the cliff just committed suicide."
    Pea turned around to see the beautiful woman diving from the चोटी, शीर्ष of the cliff. Although she was extremely graceful about it, मटर couldn't help but the think she was a total psycho. She also noticed a raccoon attempting the same dive, but failing miserably.
    "Excuse me!" मटर yelled from afar. "We need some help!"
    The two Native women looked shock and immediately rowed away, as fast as possible. मटर wanted to yell at them for being rude bitches but knew it was pointless since they couldn't understand her.
    "Well, that was no help at all," Conrad sighed. "Looks like we're gonna have to find our own way around these woods."
    "Fine with me," मटर answered.
    For about ten minutes, Princess मटर and Conrad wandered aimlessly through the woods. There wasn't much to see but eventually they found a stream that parted in two directions. They followed one of them until they reached a lagoon area. It looked rather magical and मटर immediately decided she would like to live there.
    "But Pea, how are we going to survive here?" Conrad asked. "There's no खाना and no clean drinking water."
    "Conrad, don't be so stupid," मटर said. "Even Indians need a convenient store. I'm sure there's some place nearby that sells Evian bottles and फ्रोज़न dinners. Okay, let's set try and make a fort on चोटी, शीर्ष of this huge tree." As मटर began to climb the tree, something rather terrifying happened. The पेड़ came to life and a face appeared in its center.
    Pea jumped into Conrad's arms and screamed.
    "Oh, no need for that, child," कहा the face in the tree.
    Suddenly, the beautiful cliff-jumping woman walked inside the lagoon and looked curiously at मटर and Conrad.
    "Pocahontas, I was hoping आप would visit today," कहा the tree. "Don't be alarmed द्वारा these two strangers. I can see into their souls...they mean no harm."
    "Hey, you're the girl who ran away from us earlier! Who are you?" मटर exclaimed.
    Suddenly, the spirits of the Earth began to sing a haunting melody and the पेड़ told मटर and Conrad to listen with their hearts.
    "My name is Pocahontas," कहा the woman.
    "Wow, the things आप can't do these days द्वारा just listening with आप heart," मटर was very impressed. "I am Princess Peanalita and this is my friend Conrad."
    "These are my friends, Meeko and Flit," smiled Pocahontas.
    "I don't see anyone..." answered Pea.
    "I think she's talking about the bird and the raccoon," कहा Conrad.
    "Oh," कहा Pea. "And what's your name या do we just call आप creepy गाना tree?"
    "I am Grandmother Willow," answered the tree.
    "Uh huh," chuckled the princess. "I highly doubt you're my grandma. No one in my family carries the leaves for hair gene. So, Pokey, do आप mind if I call आप that? Who was that other girl आप were with in the canoe?"
    "Oh her? That was my best friend Nakoma," answered Pocahontas. "I'm फ्रेंड्स with everyone really, even the बगला, बगुला and the otter. Hmmm...Pea, Conrad, maybe आप two can help me. I'm having a bit of a moral dilemma. आप see, my father wants me to marry Kocoum."
    "Well, who the hell's that? His parents obviously didn't like him much if they named him Kocoum," मटर responded, while brushing her hair with her fingers.
    "He's a warrior," Pocahontas answered. "I don't actually even know him very well but I do know that he is very serious and doesn't understand my free spirited nature. And lately, I've been having this strange dream about a spinning arrow. It spins and spins and spins until suddenly, it stops."
    "Oh, honey," मटर laughed. "You need to stop doing meth या whatever it is that's giving आप these freaky dreams. In ballet class, there was this girl I knew named Alice. She was always telling us about these weird dreams she kept having where she would go to some magical land with dancing cards and an invisible cat. We all thought she was a total lunatic. Anyway, the moral is, drugs are not good for your brain. And that concludes today's lesson."
    "Wait a second, the spirits of the Earth are telling me something...something's coming! Strange clouds?" Pocahontas began to climb up Grandmother Willow and when she reached the चोटी, शीर्ष she stared out at the sky in shock.
    "What do आप see?" asked Grandmother Willow.
    "Clouds," Pocahontas answered. "Strange clouds."

(End Of Part 16)