"So," she कहा slowly, "You two seem like a happy couple. But tell me Tiana, is Naveen well equipped या is that big गढ़, महल of his supposed to be compensating for something?"
"Beg your pardon?" asked Tiana.
"You know, the family jewels, are they the kind you'd want on an engagement ring या the kind आप mistake for a sequin from the Dollar Store?"
Tiana still looked unsure.
"Does he have a big penis?" मटर rolled her eyes. "God, some of these goody-goodies just don't understand my metaphors. Anyway, what kingdom are आप from?"
"Oh, I'm only royal द्वारा marriage," Tiana laughed. "I was a waitress before I met Naveen."
Pea's jaw dropped. "A waitress? That's one step up from being the bird lady Mary Poppins sings about. Geez, Naveen, I can't believe आप settled for a commoner."
"What can I say?" chuckled Naveen, his voice sexy as usual. "I fell in love."
"It's just as easy to fall in प्यार with a rich person as it is to fall for a poor person. That's what my mother always told me," answered Pea. "I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a peasant. Gross...no offence, Tiana."
"None taken," she replied, through clenched teeth.
Pea's words stung Conrad on the दिल a little bit because he had started to grow quite fond of her, although he didn't have a lot to offer. Just then, the four arrived at Mama Odie's hut in the bayou. The little old lady came swinging down a vine, laughing psychotically. She had sunglasses on her face and a snake on her shoulder.
"Are आप sure she doesn't belong in the loonie bin?" मटर asked Tiana. "She looks like a total whack-job."
"Well, well, well," कहा Mama Odie. "Tiana and Naveen, nice seein' ya again. The last time I saw y'alls आप two were a couple of frogs turning human."
"You two were frogs?" inquired Conrad.
"Long story," answered Naveen.
"Listen, Mama Odie, I just need आप to use your magic wand या whatever it is आप do and turn back time...bring me back to the time before I was exiled, when I was truly happy."
"Were आप happy though, Pea?"
"Ugh! Yes!" मटर was annoyed. "Why does no one believe me when I say I loved my old life, it's all I want!"
"Child, sometimes it ain't about what आप want," replied the strange woman. "It's about what आप need...Someday you'll figure that out. But until then, I can't help ya!" With that, she returned to her hut.
"We traveled all this way for that?" yelled Pea. "I could've gotten और useful सलाह from Dr. Phil! God, this is hopeless!"
"Thanks for all your help guys," कहा Conrad politely. "I'm sure we'll be fine. See आप around."
Tiana and Naveen waved goodbye and headed back to New Orleans.
"Pea," कहा Conrad. "I know that things are gonna work out in the end...I promise you. No matter what happens, I'll be द्वारा your side."
"Well, what are we gonna do?" asked Pea, fighting back tears. "Hmm...wait a second...I think I just thought of our अगला method of transportation..."
मटर and Conrad spent the अगला two and a half hours building a बेड़ा out of wood, branches, and vines.
Mama Odie watched proudly through her window from above.
"You know what?" she कहा to her snake. "I truly think she's gonna be okay. That princess is smarter than anyone gives her credit for."
(End Of Part 14)
