(once I am ushered in I notice अलादीन and चमेली lounging on comfy pillows surrounded द्वारा snacks and drinks…I have a sit on the floor and take some खाना offered me and begin my interview…very nervously….)
Me : (I clear my throat and apologize and make sure they know this is a प्रशंसक question…not mine) Jasmine, why are आप a bitch?
(I am sweating as she glares at me and even Raja and अलादीन looks little worried…but then her angry look turns into a big grin and a wink)
Jasmine : Because I can get away with it.
(She tosses her head and laughs…but when अलादीन starts laughing harder she hushes him and shakes her head no)
Me : Aladdin, Can't आप go one episode या movie without telling a lie?!
(I do believe I just heard a snort from the princess and yep the tiger looks to be laughing too)
Al : I never told a lie!
(Aladdin looks a little upset, but well um…yeah)
Me:Jasmine, since आप दिखाना your belly so much why don't आप get a belly ring?
(I think अलादीन just perked up…yeah now he is looking at चमेली and shaking his head yes at her….)
Jasmine : Because I already have one in my ... well, आप know.
(I am not sure how to react…she is laughing, but अलादीन is exchanging confused looks with the Tiger….I think I will just हटाइए on)
Me:Aladdin, how did आप get Abu?
Al: He used to work for a group of सड़क, स्ट्रीट performers. It was his job to steal the crowd's money. Then they hired me to help because he wasn't doing as well as they hoped. We got along, and after the gypsy people tried to kill us, he stuck around as my pet/ friend.
(That was so sweet and I start to tell him so and give him a hug, but चमेली shoots me a nasty look and the tiger growls…oh well)
Me:Aladdin, do आप wash Carpet या vacuum clean him/her?
Aladdin : "I tried once, but he backfired and dropped me in an ocean."
(I am not sure what to think, but चमेली is rolling her eyes and shaking her head no…Aladdin looks a little pissed at this, but there is a protective tiger at his feet. so yeah…)
Me:Jasmine, why don't we ever see your servants?
Jasmine : They are afraid of me and stay away from my room because they are scared.
(I start to laugh, thinking she is joking, but I quickly turn it into a cough when I see Aladdin’s headshake and mouthed. she is serious…Dang…)
(Well Genie has just popped in and after a quick conversation with चमेली about being off schedule I am allowed to ask him, Iago, and Jafar their individual questions…I start with Iago first because चमेली looks real poised)
Me : Iago, how did आप end up with Jafar?
Iago : he found me when i was a little bird and he told me i could have everything i want if i helped him to govern the world he also taught me to talk.
(I start tot ell Jafar that was sweet, but I see him and चमेली are glaring at each other and decide to ask the अगला सवाल quick)
Me : Genie, who is your master before Aladdin?
Genie : Some stinky, oily man named Akem या was luca या maybe Dehghtbytyrvagha...I don't know his name...anyway he smelled like a goat खलिहान and looked like a goat खलिहान and kept wishing oddly enough for things dealing with....cabbages...meh....I have had some weird masters (and once या twice a mistress...they are the WORSE), but AL ...ah AL...He is wonderful!
(He looks Like he wants to add और but चमेली is looking very impatient so I go to Jafar's सवाल quickly)
Me : Jafar, what do आप like most from Jasmine?
Jafar : Well I like two things about चमेली (evil laughter...winking suggestively) but what I want from her is her money and whatever else she would like to give (more evil laughter and nasty leering)
(at this point Genie has to leave quickly with the other two and अलादीन is holding चमेली back….unsavory words and very descriptive horrible things are being thrown around…man I really do not know how चमेली comes up with these things…even poor Raja is hiding under a table…once the room is clear and everyone one is settled and I have told चमेली several times she is pretty, we start again)
Me : Jasmine, how do आप stay so skinny?
Jasmine : Oh, आप know! Healthy diet, regular exercises, yada yada yada. If ya wanna get curves like meh, I recommend hula-hooping for 5-10 मिनटों 3 times, every other दिन for creating a foundation for your curves. Then start doing some ab work like crunches,pikes, and rowboats. If you're near a gym, GO ON THE ELLIPTICAL! It makes your butt look AMAZING and it helps create और of an घंटा glass shape. But I guess I was just born with it, too :D
Me : So चमेली have आप thought about having kids?
Jasmine : well mmmm... yes i like kids but is something i have to consult अलादीन first ha-ha!
(Aladdin looks confused about the laughter but she just hushes him)
Me : Jasmine, was अलादीन the first boy that आप really loved?
Jasmine:Yes! All the others were stuck up, snooty asses that my father chose!
Me : Jasmine, why do आप choose Rajah as your pet, how do आप get him, and how old were you??
Jasmine : He was a birth- दिन gift from my father, I was about 7 या 8 and he was the best present father ever gave me!! I really wanted an हाथी that year, but Rajah is so much better! I have had him since he was a cub and we are always together, he is my only friend...or was till I met Abu, Genie, and Aladdin....now I am not so lonely.
(Rajah starts purring and we have to pause while चमेली talks petting him and talking baby talk…Aladdin sits back and rolls his eyes, but smiles when she looks at him)
Me : Jasmine, do आप really think अलादीन will be a good ruler??
Jasmine : If he can learn not to lie unless is absolutely necessary, I'm sure he will be a wonderful ruler!
(Aladdin looks like he wants to leave, but चमेली puts her hand on his leg…and I think I just saw him wince?)
Me : चमेली did आप ever want a sister या brother?
Jasmine : Maybe a little sister but definitely not a brother- they're too pesky! But probably no, because my father would probably प्यार her और than me.
Me : Rajah, what kind of tiger are you? Arabian tiger या what?
Rajah:Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah!!!
(Jasmine looks confused and seems to be a little miffed that I had the audacity to talk to HER tiger…but then she says…HE कहा HE is an Arabian Tiger!..)
Me : Jasmine, before Aladdin, did आप find one prince that a little bit interested you? (perhaps looks, character...)
Jasmine : "Well, there was one... I forgot his name though. He was very handsome, even और handsome than Al. But he's got a rotten personality so I had to let Rajah chew his नितंब, गधा off."
(she starts laughing hysterically, but Al looks very pissed)
Me : Aladdin, Do आप have any girlfriends before चमेली came in the picture???
Aladdin : Definitely I even got into बिस्तर with them a few times.
(he looked smug and laughed for a सेकंड before her fist hit him in the gut and then she looks at me with a big grin and says I am allowed one last सवाल and then I need to go …NOW…)
Me : Jasmine, प्यार your big earrings. Where'd आप get it?
Jasmine : I bought it in Morocco, while my dad was doing a state visit there.
(She smiles and says the guards will escort me out…but then she turns her back on me and I hear some very angry whispering between her and Al….Well I leave very quickly)
Well I believe the interview did not go too horribly bad and maybe the अगला few will have less angry inducing questions…we shall see. Thank आप to all that made this interview possible:
AnimaIuco ,Pink_Love, Samvoorhees,SweetPea2007, 2kn111, MagicPrincess ,chesire, sophy22,LightningRed, BelleAmie ,ppv, MmLuvXx ,dee389, and BKG201.
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Coming to Magic Kingdom Fall 2012!!
On my last trip to the Magic Kingdom at डिज़्नी World here in Florida, I noticed that they were doing some renovations in कल्पना Land. डिज़्नी is very secretive when it comes to things like this, but luckily, they पोस्टेड some of the changes where visitors in the park could see what they are up to.
Snow White
Snow White Land
The Seven Dwarfs Mine Train
It’s about time they paid tribute to the original Princess, if आप asked me! Snow White is FINALLY getting her own land. आप will get to see the Dwarfs cottage, and most excitingly, get to ride...
