I was out hiking in the woods with a few फ्रेंड्स of mine, when we all got लॉस्ट and accidentally विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an घंटा या so, I sat on a stump, praying that my फ्रेंड्स would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some फ्रेंड्स I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a स्कर्ट that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are आप lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do आप mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure आप can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that आप like jumping off cliffs. Are आप suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I प्यार the wind in my hair!
Me: If आप hadn't gotten married, would आप consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I प्यार my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did आप marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom आप fell in प्यार with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would आप leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes आप प्यार someone, but then आप meet someone else and प्यार them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: आप don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me द्वारा the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are आप MAD? There's nothing और powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE आप SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit आप here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are आप ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and आप don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could आप stand the भालू droppings all around? And how आप don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch आप when आप sleep?
Pocahontas: आप watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would आप ever agree if someone called आप a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: द्वारा far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an घंटा या so, I sat on a stump, praying that my फ्रेंड्स would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some फ्रेंड्स I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a स्कर्ट that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are आप lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do आप mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure आप can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that आप like jumping off cliffs. Are आप suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I प्यार the wind in my hair!
Me: If आप hadn't gotten married, would आप consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I प्यार my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did आप marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom आप fell in प्यार with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would आप leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes आप प्यार someone, but then आप meet someone else and प्यार them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: आप don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me द्वारा the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are आप MAD? There's nothing और powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE आप SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit आप here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are आप ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and आप don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could आप stand the भालू droppings all around? And how आप don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch आप when आप sleep?
Pocahontas: आप watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would आप ever agree if someone called आप a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: द्वारा far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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Here is a सूची of my best DP role models. The most important thing to note here is that this is very much a subjective, rather than objective, list. Rather than trying to rank the princesses according to who I think is the best role model for children या other people in general, the ranking is purely according to how they serve me personally as role models.
11. Aurora
Perhaps not surprisingly, Aurora lands herself at the bottom of this list. She is gentle and kind, which are definitely qualities I appreciate, however she has little else to offer in terms of being a role model. Let's say...
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11. Aurora
Perhaps not surprisingly, Aurora lands herself at the bottom of this list. She is gentle and kind, which are definitely qualities I appreciate, however she has little else to offer in terms of being a role model. Let's say...
11. Cinderella
This was one of the easiest. Despite being the first DP movie I've ever seen, it is also the only DP movie with no aspects I enjoy. I don't like the characters, एनीमेशन या songs. I find nothing enjoyable about this movie and I have no desire to re-watch it. I don't hate this movie but I wouldn't say I like it either. My least प्रिय DP movie wth no doubt. There are adaptation of this fairytale I like more.
10. Sleeping Beauty
I प्यार its animation, it's gorgeous and one of the best in डिज़्नी history. I feel like artistic style of Pocahontas was inspired द्वारा SB and...
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This was one of the easiest. Despite being the first DP movie I've ever seen, it is also the only DP movie with no aspects I enjoy. I don't like the characters, एनीमेशन या songs. I find nothing enjoyable about this movie and I have no desire to re-watch it. I don't hate this movie but I wouldn't say I like it either. My least प्रिय DP movie wth no doubt. There are adaptation of this fairytale I like more.
10. Sleeping Beauty
I प्यार its animation, it's gorgeous and one of the best in डिज़्नी history. I feel like artistic style of Pocahontas was inspired द्वारा SB and...
Thanks to the ones who have recently टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे on my लेखाए :D. So, despite I have a lot of interests, I never get bored on picking mine and my friend’s Zodiac sign traits. I’m Sagittarius because I was born on 8th December. So now, let’s get started!
Snow White – Cancer
Popular Opinion, duh! She is Def a Cancer girl! Cancer people are kind, sweet, plucky, loyal, emotional and motherly. Emotionally grounded and fair to all, Snow White inspires us to always make the best out of a bad situation. The way she cares for the dwarves represents Cancer’s kind, cute and compassionate...
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Snow White – Cancer
Popular Opinion, duh! She is Def a Cancer girl! Cancer people are kind, sweet, plucky, loyal, emotional and motherly. Emotionally grounded and fair to all, Snow White inspires us to always make the best out of a bad situation. The way she cares for the dwarves represents Cancer’s kind, cute and compassionate...
Tiaras....tiaras.....tiaras. Real princesses have crowns, what are even they without that? Sorry, it was a bit sassy. Only tiaras here, so yea, the females who don’t have a royalty status didn’t get into this ranking. This is an लेख about prettiest DP tiara!
11. Tiana's after wedding tiara
Sure it suited Tia’s brown complexion and is extremely unique. But, meh, does unique always has to mean pretty? I don’t think so. It isn’t very nicely shaped for my taste and this tiara is too small. Ugh, I felt it’s a weird shape...
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11. Tiana's after wedding tiara
First kill me, then I'll wear it
Sure it suited Tia’s brown complexion and is extremely unique. But, meh, does unique always has to mean pretty? I don’t think so. It isn’t very nicely shaped for my taste and this tiara is too small. Ugh, I felt it’s a weird shape...
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22 LUCIFER AND POM-POM
Awwww, I actually like this couple. Seeing Lucifer fall in loves just makes him seem vulnerable. It’s nice to see him in that light considering his actions in all three movies. Although it was so sweet to see the kinder side of him, he definitely got what he deserved. I’ve seen celeb couples last longer than these two. Going back on his word and helping Pom-Pom attack the mice who helped him get her in the first place. Not cool.
Funfums picked Lucifer and Pom-Pom:
I don't like this couple.
anukriti2409 picked Lucifer and Pom-Pom:
totally blah
21 KING...
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22 LUCIFER AND POM-POM
Awwww, I actually like this couple. Seeing Lucifer fall in loves just makes him seem vulnerable. It’s nice to see him in that light considering his actions in all three movies. Although it was so sweet to see the kinder side of him, he definitely got what he deserved. I’ve seen celeb couples last longer than these two. Going back on his word and helping Pom-Pom attack the mice who helped him get her in the first place. Not cool.
Funfums picked Lucifer and Pom-Pom:
I don't like this couple.
anukriti2409 picked Lucifer and Pom-Pom:
totally blah
21 KING...
Party Time!!
Ella and Kit.
Hello Carrie!!!
Loving the cast!
Strong Meaning
When Terrence Mann sang this on the Original Broadway cast, I cried my दिल out because the beast voiced out his remorseful feelings for chasing Belle out of the West Wing. In fact, the song should also be in the 2017 version because the beast felt no remorse shortly chasing Belle out.
Dramatic Ending
Upon listening to Alan Menken's rendition, I was blown away from his performance and I personally wish that Dan Stevens would sing this song for the film, I'm dying to hear his version!
If I Can't प्यार Her
So, here are my two reasons on why I प्यार the song, do tell me on what do आप think and do आप think that it should part of the film?
Dan Stevens!!!
Tale as Old as Time
