just a few ; i'll add और some other time.
No chick flick moments.
Do I look like Paris Hilton?
If आप messed up my car .. i'll kill you.
Well sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
Ohh bring it on baldy!
Dude, आप fugly!
I hope your freakin' सेब pie is worth it!
That fabric softner teddy भालू .. ohh I wanna hunt that little कुतिया, मतलबी down!
Ohh college boy thinks he's so smart!
There really is magic in the magic fingers.
Neal? It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug!
I full on Swayzed that mother!
I feel like a friggin' सॉकर mom!
Dude, could आप be और gay?
You wanna kill me? Get in line bitch.
Sammy, wherever...
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