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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time पूर्व in a world ruled द्वारा ponies

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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with इंद्रधनुष Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a अंतरिक्ष station, called the Death Egg, and they needed और money to finishbuilding this death defying अंतरिक्ष station.

To make और money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier was going towards Baltimare. The death egg was on the ground somewhere in Baltimare.

Nazi 98: *Flies passenger plane off carrier*
Nazis: *Flying fighters near passenger plane*
Nazis: *Flying together*

Inside the death egg

Nazi 99: All units, Twilight Sparkle, and her escort will arrive shortly.
Nazis: *Getting in position*
Nazi 98: *Flying towards death egg*
Nazis: *Flying behind passenger plane*
Nazi 98: *Lands plane*
Nazis: *Lands behind passenger plane*
Nazi 99: Inform the doctor that Twilight Sparkle is here.
Nazi 35: Bejahand. *Goes to inform Dr. Robotnik*
Twilight Sparkle: *Walks out of plane*
Changelings: *Saluting Twilight*
Griffons: *Saluting Twilight*
Nazi 99: *Walks up to Twilight* Guten tag.
Twilight: Today is the दिन that we get this machine operating.
Nazi 99: That might be delayed to a दिन या two.
Twilight: Delayed? Do आप realize who you're making this अंतरिक्ष station for?
Nazi 99: We're making this for Robotnik. Only he would be crazy enough to make a अंतरिक्ष station called the death egg.
Twilight: Well quit fucking around, and get this thing finished, या I will personally have आप executed. Do I make myself clear major?
Nazi 99: Y-y-yes princess.
Twilight: Good. Now finish this at once. I am going to the Griffon Kingdom.

Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.

Japanese टट्टू 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese टट्टू 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do आप want to know?
Japanese टट्टू 35: We want to know arr about why आप have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose फ्रेंड्स with Discord, and he doesn't ऐरो anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like आप guys, with death, slavery, and violence. He has to be defeated.
Japanese टट्टू 87: Why wourd आप to prevent any of that from happening?
Japanese टट्टू 35: We dear with that arr the time, and yet, our country is very powerfur.
Sean: So am I.
Japanese टट्टू 87: What can आप do?
Sean: आप really wanna know? *Breaks rope, and uses part of chair to knock out japanese ponies* Now to take my gun. They left it in the weapons room, but first I need to save इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Celestia.

Meanwhile, on another part of the island, in a small hut.

Rarity: *Laying on floor*
Japanese टट्टू 64: Who is this friend of yours?
Rarity: *Looking at बिना सोचे समझे pony* I don't know him.
Japanese टट्टू 64: आप better terr me, या I wirr do something आप won't want me to do.
Rarity: W-what are आप going to do?
Japanese टट्टू 64: Hit आप of course.
Japanese टट्टू 53: What do we do with this pony? *Pointing to बिना सोचे समझे pony*
Japanese टट्टू 64: Beat him. I am going to beat this firry up.
Rarity: No! Don't!!
Japanese टट्टू 64: *Hitting Rarity*
Rarity: AAH!!

While that was happening.

Sean: *Knocks on door*
Japanese टट्टू 77: Who is it? *Opens door*
Sean: *Knocks out japanese pony*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Wakes up*
Celestia: *Sees Sean* Thank goodness it's you.
Sean: Yeah. I need your help getting into the weapon's room. Those gangsters put my machine gun in there.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: We'll help आप get it out.
Sean: *Goes to weapon's room*
Celestia: Get it. We'll stand guard.
Sean: *Opens door* Now, where's that machine gun? *Finds machine gun* Perfect. *Takes machine gun* I got it. Let's go.

After that.

Japanese टट्टू 64: *Smoking cigarette*
Japanese टट्टू 53: *Hitting बिना सोचे समझे pony*
Japanese टट्टू 64: *Blows smoke into Rarity's face* आप think just because आप say nothing, आप are strong. That's not true. आप two are cowards.
बिना सोचे समझे Pony: Don't tell that peice of hell anything!
Japanese टट्टू 64: Why are आप tarking to her?
बिना सोचे समझे Pony: *Spits in Japanese Pony's face*
Japanese टट्टू 64: *Burns बिना सोचे समझे टट्टू with cigarette* Finish the job. *Goes for walk*
Japanese टट्टू 53: *Grabs knife*
बिना सोचे समझे Pony: Go fuck yourself.
Japanese टट्टू 53: *Stabs बिना सोचे समझे टट्टू to death*
Rarity: *Crawling away*
Japanese टट्टू 53: *Grabs Rarity* Stand stirr.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Stabs japanese टट्टू 53* Rarity. You're okay. Thank goodness. We're gonna make them pay for what they've done.

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Gives signal*
टट्टू Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think I see a dinghy over there.
Sean: Excellent. Let's get to it.
Japanese टट्टू 60: *Grabs RPG* This wirr kirr them arr.
Japa The Nese: Hord it. They are running towards the boat. Shoot that, so they won't escape.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Shooting at Japa The Nese*
Japa The Nese: *Taking cover* Do it now!
Japanese टट्टू 60: *Shoots rocket at boat*

The नाव exploded.

Sean: Damnit, we have to find another boat.
Celestia: I could repair this one with my magic.
Sean: Do it quickly!
Japanese टट्टू 79: *shoots Celestia's horn off*
Celestia: AH! My horn!
Rarity: I can get it back for you. *Trying to get horn back on Celestia, but it's too hard for her* Oh, this is too hard! *Sweating*
Japanese टट्टू 60: *Reloading RPG*
Sean: *Shoots Japanese टट्टू 60*
Japa The Nese: It's up to me. *Takes rocket launcher*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Shoots Japa*
Japa The Nese: Oh! *Walks backwards toward window, and falls out* AAAH!!! *Lands in water*
Sharks: *Eating Japa*
Japa The Nese: Noooo!! *Dies*
Japanese Ponies: Japa The Nese is dead! Kirr them!!
Sean: Get Celestia's horn back, quickly! I'll hold them off. *Shooting Japanese Ponies*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Hold it, I just realized. Where's Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Arrives* Guten tag.
Rarity: Where have आप been?
Pinkie Pie: In this hut the entire time. I escaped when all the japanese gangsters ran away.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Good for you.
Rarity: *Struggling to get Celestia's horn back on* I almost got it.
Sean: Can't hold them off much longer.
Pinkie Pie: Leave it to me. *Throwing grenades at Japanese Ponies*
Japanese Ponies: *Die*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप threw those pretty quickly.
Pinkie Pie: And they're all dead.
Rarity: *Gets Celestia's horn back on* I *Pant* did it. Now, *Pant* I can *Pant* help.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Uh, Rarity? Pinkie Pie got them all.
Rarity: Whoa. Pretty messy.
Pinkie Pie: But it was wunderbar!
Celestia: Now we can fix that नाव the Japanese destroyed. *Using magic to fix boat*

When it was fixed, we had another problem.

Sean: This नाव can't fit us all. There's five of us, but only four can be on here.
Celestia: *Using spell to make another नाव exactly like the one she fixed* There. We have two boats.
Sean: Good. *Gets on boat*
Rarity: *Gets on नाव with Sean*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Gets on other नाव with Pinkie, and Celestia*

We escaped the Japanese Mafia, and were on our way back to Ponyville.

We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we चुरा लिया from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take आप to Canterlot.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell आप now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. आप must get defenses set up. A shield generator should be around your position. We can use it for the Death Egg, and then the टट्टू Alliance will not be able to defeat it.
Twilight: We'll be victorious, and all of Equestria will be in our control. *Laughing*
Robotnik: *Laughing as well*

Four hours later, in Canterlot. Celestia was in her room with इंद्रधनुष Dash.

Celestia: *Looking around room* At first I didn't think it would be possible, but I gotta stop fooling myself. I feel old, but do I look old to you?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: No. Of course not.
Celestia: *Looking at herself in mirror* You're right. I look exactly like I did three hundred years ago.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What exactly are आप telling me?
Celestia: I'm telling you, that soon you'll have to deal with what I'm doing. When 1,500 years old, you'll know what I'm talking about.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I don't think I'll ever be that old.
Celestia: That's where you're wrong. I can't live much longer with my old age, and I'm afraid, soon that I'm going to die.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Princess Celestia, आप can't die.
Celestia: It happens to all of us. Even immortal ponies like me. It just takes a lot, and I mean, a lot of time. *Laying in bed*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Why do आप want me, of all ponies to take your job?
Celestia: Because, you're loyal, and brave. There's just one thing आप need to do.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What?
Celestia: आप have to defeat your sister, Twilight Sparkle. *Closes eyes*

Celestia soon passed away.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: *walks out of castle* I can't do it. *Sits down* Twilight is too powerful for me to take down.
???: That ain't the इंद्रधनुष Dash I know.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Looks up* Applejack.
Applejack: That's right.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: But आप were killed at that POW camp.
Applejack: Several hours later, यूनिकॉर्न working for MI6 sneaked by, and brought me back to life. Then, I got back to Ponyville, and I heard from Pinkie Pie that आप were supposed to be here for something Celestia wanted आप to do. I overheard your conversation with the Princess, and I think आप have what it takes to defeat Twilight in order to become the princess.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I don't have what it takes. Twilight nearly killed me when we were rescuing Cadence, and I can't beat her.
Applejack: Than, the Nazis have already won. आप were our only hope.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: No one else can defeat her?
Applejack: Only you. I remember when आप were pushing that train up the पहाड़ी, हिल to get us to the Grand Galloping Gala, and आप said, "I think I can, I think I can." Now, आप ain't अभिनय like that.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप know what? You're right. I think I can defeat Twilight.

In Ponyville at the टट्टू Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a अंतरिक्ष station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon: I'll join.
Caramel: Me too.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Walks in* I'm going too.
Sean: *Sees इंद्रधनुष Dash with Applejack* Where were you?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It's a looong story.
Applejack: I'll शामिल होइए your group as well.

Later on, और ponies started joining both groups.

Big Mac: Remember, once आप finish your attack on the Griffon Kingdom, head straight towards the Death Egg, and help out the सेकंड team.
Sean: Roger that.
Applejack: How are we getting into the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: We have stolen a Nazi airplane, and have been using it for missions like this one. Get in, I'm flying.

We all get in the airplane.

Sean: *Starts airplane*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Looking out window*
Applejack: What's wrong?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nothing, I'm just wishing Rarity's group good luck. That death egg could be difficult to take down.
Applejack: If you're still worried about defeating Twilight Sparkle, we're all here to help.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sighs* That means a lot to me. Thank you.
Radio Pony: Control tower to 69R, आप are clear for takeoff.
Sean: *Taxiing plane onto runway*
इंद्रधनुष Dash & Others: *Sitting down*
Sean: *Flies off runway* We're on our way to the Griffon Kingdom.
Applejack: Excellent.
Sean: Now, I'll get my wish on seeing what it looks like from ground, and air before this war ends.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Haha, that's a good one.

Shortly after we left, Rarity's group took off for Baltimare, which was where the Death Egg was located.

I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.

Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon costume*
Caramel: *Puts on griffon costume*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Puts on griffon costume*
Applejack: *Puts on griffon costume*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform* Ready?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah, we're all ready.
Sean: Good. *Opens door*
Twilight: *Waiting outside* Man, we're glad आप could return from Germaneigh.
Sean: Yeah, it is a real pleasure to bring these griffons back to their homeland.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Hello.
Twilight: Man, how आप doin'?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Fine.
Twilight: Now आप know your duties.
Applejack: *Snickering* She कहा doodies.
Twilight: Man, grow up fool!
Applejack: Sorry.
Twilight: Now get to work, and don't forget to come द्वारा here tonight for a special meeting.
Sean: What is it about?
Twilight: You'll see once आप get here.

We all left the airport.

Sean: *Looking around* I remember seeing a shield generator on one of those maps Big Mac was दिखा रहा है us.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah, we should only be about five miles from it.
Sean: Good. *sees bikers* Hold it. *gets down* Nazi bikers.
Applejack: Are they doing anything?
Sean: Not really. They're just standing अगला to their bikes, and looking away from us.
Applejack: Me, and कारमेल can take them down.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Quietly! They could take off, and call for reinforcements.
Applejack: Hey, it's me. *Tip toes to bikers*
Caramel: *Quietly following*
Applejack: *Steps on branch*
Nazi Biker 4: *Hears branch break* Halt!
Applejack: *Wrestling biker*
Sean: Come on Dash, let's go!
Nazi Biker 3: *Gets on bike*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I see him, wait Sean!
Nazi Biker 3: *Rides off*
Sean: *Gets on other bike*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Hops on*
Sean: *Rides*
Applejack: What about me?!
Nazi Biker 4: *Hits Applejack*
Nazi Biker 3: *Riding fast*
Sean: *Following Biker*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Grabs gun*
Nazi Biker 3: *Rams Sean*
Sean: *Rams biker*
Nazi Biker 5: *Riding on bike behind Sean*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sees biker behind them* Get along side the one behind us!
Sean: *Slows up to biker 5*
Nazi Biker 5: *tries to ram them*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Knocks biker off motorcycle, and rides it*
Nazi Biker 3: *Grabs pistol*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Shooting at biker*
Nazi Biker 3: Whoa! *Falls off*

Soon, two और bikers ended up chasing us.

Nazi Biker 6: *Following Sean*
Nazi Biker 7: *Following इंद्रधनुष Dash*
Sean: *grabs tree*
Nazi Biker 6: What?!
Sean: *Hits both bikers with tree, but accidentally hits इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Lands in ditch*
Nazi Biker 8: *Riding towards इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Shoots biker off bike*
Sean: *Stops bike अगला to इंद्रधनुष Dash* Get on.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Gets on*
Sean: *Rides back to Applejack*

Rarity's group, just arrived at Baltimare.

Rarity: *sees death egg* Well, there it is. The Death Egg.
Fluttershy: What kind of a name is that?
Rarity: I don't know, but it doesn't even look like an egg. It's in the shape of one alright, but it has the face of Doctor Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to have my face on a अंतरिक्ष station. I'd call it The Death Cake.
Rarity: Of course आप would.
Shredder: When do we attack?
Rarity: We don't. We just wait here for Sean's group to arrive.
Pinkie Pie: How long will that take?
Rarity: I don't know.

Back in The Griffon Kingdom.

Applejack: How did it go?
Sean: We killed four enemies.
Applejack: Good for you.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Now what?
Sean: Well, Twilight कहा she wanted us to meet her at a party tonight. We'll have to get in our disguises, and go back to that airport.
Caramel: आप ain't serious, are you?
Sean: If I wasn't serious, I'd make a very bad leader.
Bonbon: So, we're going to that party?
Sean: Yes we are.

Later that night, Twilight Sparkle, and many other members of her army were at the airport. Some airplanes were flying away to deliver supplies to the shield generator.

Twilight: Attention, The Death Egg will be here tomorrow morning, bring as many supplies to the shield generator as possible.
Nazis: *Flying airplanes*

A band started playing this song: link

Griffons: *Loading other airplanes*
Changelings: *Giving supplies to griffons to put in airplanes*
Other Nazis: *Marching around airport*
Changeling: *Starts bonfire* Throw in anything religious!
Nazis: Yay!! *Throwing in religious items*
Sean: *arrives* Well, this has been interesting so far.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Looks around*
Sean: *Sees airplanes*
Applejack: Where are they going?
Sean: I don't know. Let's go ask Twilight.
Nazis: *Throwing religious items into bonfire*
Griffons: *Brings books* Hey, here's some लोकप्रिय पुस्तकें that we don't like for no reason!
Changelings: Let's throw those in too!
Applejack: *Looks away, and cries*
Sean: Applejack? What's the matter?
Applejack: I just can't... I can't. I hate those fucking Nazis.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: We all do, but we gotta get this job done.
Sean: Come on. This will be over soon. I promise.
Applejack: *Stops crying* Okay. Let's finish this.
Twilight: Man, don't throw any पुस्तकें in there! What's the matter with you?
Griffons: These are पुस्तकें आप don't like.
Twilight: I don't hate any kind of पुस्तकें आप dumbass!
Sean: *arrives* Heil Robotnik.
Twilight: Man, what आप want?!
Sean: Where are those airplanes going?
Twilight: They're bringing in supplies to the shield generator.
Sean: Where's the shield generator?
Twilight: Man, आप should know.
Sean: *grabs Twilight* आप tell me where it is now! I don't give a shit who आप are, tell me now!
Twilight: Okay man, jeez! It's seven miles north from here.
Sean: Thank you. *Walks away*
Applejack: Did she tell आप where that generator was?
Sean: Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. *Leaving airport*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Following Sean*
Applejack: *Following इंद्रधनुष Dash*
Bonbon: *Following Applejack*
Caramel: *Following Bonbon*

After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. अगला morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: आप excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean: We just recieved word that The Death Egg maybe leaving your area. Sneak on board quickly, and wait for us on there.

In Baltimare.

Rarity: Quickly, get on. *Gets on Death Egg*
Fluttershy: *Follows Rarity*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows Fluttershy*
Shredder: *Follows Pinkie Pie* आप know Rarity, we're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
Rarity: Relax, I learned a pretty useful spell. *Using magic to turn herself, and her फ्रेंड्स into changelings*
Pinkie Pie: *Looking at herself* Wunderbar.
Shredder: Why changelings?
Rarity: Why not?
Shredder: Now, we're the lowest of the low on Nazi Forces. Couldn't we at least be griffons?
Rarity: Nope. This is the only spell I know.
Shredder: That's just great.
Rarity: Would आप like to turn back into a pony?
Shredder: No!
Rarity: Alright then. Let's go find a place to stay for... However long we need to stay on here.
Fluttershy: How about the spa?
Rarity: *Sees spa room* What?! They have a spa here?! We have got to make sure that it doesn't get destroyed when we blow this place up.
Pinkie Pie: That would be cool!
Rarity: Yes it would be cool. Now come on, let's go.

So they all went into the spa room. Meanwhile, Gilda, and क्वीन Chrysalis arrived at the Griffon Kingdom.

Gilda: *admiring shield generator*
क्वीन Chrysalis: Oh my god. I just thought of a great idea.
Sean: What are those two doing here?
Caramel: Perhaps they're just here to be observers.
Sean: Chrysalis has a सूची of everyone that works in Nazi Forces. She'll know if we're in Robotnik's Army या not.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Relax. The odds of her coming towards us is 1 in 1,000.
क्वीन Chrysalis: *arrives* Hello.
Applejack: How about, 1 in 10,000?
क्वीन Chrysalis: *Looking at Sean, and others* आप are not in our army. You're in disguise.
Sean: Smart, for a changeling. *Kicks Chrysalis*
क्वीन Chrysalis: *Charging up power attack from her horn*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
क्वीन Chrysalis: *Pushes Sean onto floor*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Don't आप dare hurt him.
क्वीन Chrysalis: आप seem to have powerful friends. But I am और powerful. *Teleports herself, and Sean onto train track*
Sean: What was the point in that?
क्वीन Chrysalis: You'll see.
Engineer: *Driving train*
Sean: *Running 80 miles an घंटा to train, and jumps on चोटी, शीर्ष of it*
क्वीन Chrysalis: Well, that was interesting, but I can still kill you. *Running towards train, and shouts* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: *Nervous* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Blows horn on train*
क्वीन Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
क्वीन Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
क्वीन Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
क्वीन Chrysalis: *Jumps to चोटी, शीर्ष of train*
Sean: *Grabs क्वीन Chrysalis*
क्वीन Chrysalis: ....
Sean: *Holding क्वीन Chrysalis*
क्वीन Chrysalis: Okay. This was unexpected. I am now being carried द्वारा a hedgehog that can lift up to ten million pounds on चोटी, शीर्ष of a train. This was the opposite of what I was expecting.
Sean: *Throws Chrysalis off train, and jumps अगला to her* What are you, and Gilda doing here?
क्वीन Chrysalis: We were going to get on the Death Egg with Twilight Sparkle.
Sean: And where is Twilight?
क्वीन Chrysalis: She's with Gilda inside the Shield Generator, making sure it works. She's the bad guy, not me. Just let me live please. I had nothing but abuse at a young age, and everyone I met kept bullying me for what I was. Just, a changeling, but I wasn't doing any harm to anyone. *Farts*
Sean: Did आप just soil yourself?!
क्वीन Chrysalis: Maybe. *Smiles* It did sound a bit wet there. Let's smell it. *Smelling her own fart*
Sean: *Looks away*
क्वीन Chrysalis: Aahhh. That smells good. Like a bunch of carrots are being used to make soup, with onions, and other stinky veggies. Even a maggot would say that stinks. If आप were cooking this in your apartment, and somepony happened to walk by, they would say, "Hey. I know what you're cooking द्वारा the smell of it, and it's shit."
Sean: *Grabs gun, and kills क्वीन Chrysalis*

After killing क्वीन Chrysalis, I went back to इंद्रधनुष Dash, and the others.

Sean: Did the Death Egg arrive yet?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah, it's coming behind us.
Sean: *Looks behind him* Oh, I see it. Did Rarity tell आप she was on there with her group?
Applejack: Yeah, she's on. And apparently, there's a spa in that machine.
Sean: Those guys are lucky. While they're having a blast in the spa, we're down here, with nothing.
Bonbon: Then let's get up there.
Sean: We have to wait for the Death Egg to land.
Robotnik: *driving death egg*
Nazi 7: Sir, आप may land the death egg.
Robotnik: With pleasure. *Landing Death Egg*
Twilight, and Gilda: *waiting to get on Death Egg*
Robotnik: *Lands Death Egg*
Twilight & Gilda: *Gets on Death Egg*
Sean: Okay, let's go.

We sneak onto the Death Egg. Meanwhile, with Rarity's group.

Fluttershy: How long have we been changelings?
Rarity: For about, twenty minutes.
Shredder: Wow.
Twilight: *Goes to Robotnik*
Robotnik: Where is क्वीन Chrysalis?
Twilight: Unfortunately, I don't know.
Robotnik: Right. Listen, there are several griffons that we're supposed to get on here. They are waiting at a facility north of here, but be careful. There is a lot of lava.
Twilight: Man lava ain't gonna hurt me. I'll be careful.
Robotnik: Then good luck.
Twilight: *Flies out of Death Egg*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sees Twilight* I have to go.
Sean: Go? Where?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: After Twilight. Princess Celestia told me to kill her, so that I could be the new princess.
Applejack: Do आप want us to go with you?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: No thank you. आप guys have to stay here. I have to defeat Twilight.
Applejack: At least let one of us go with you.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Very well. आप go with me.
Applejack: Okay.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: But you're gonna need an airplane.
Applejack: Fine with me.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Flies out of Death Egg*
Applejack: *Going to hangar*
Changelings: *Sees Applejack* Intruder!
Applejack: *Shoots changeling*
Nazis: *Running towards hangar*
Sean: *Shoots Nazis*
Applejack: *starts up plane*
Nazi: *Speaking on loudspeaker* Attention, we have an intruder stealing one of our airplanes. Stop her at all costs.
Rarity: Well, Sean's group is here.
Shredder: Let's go meet up with him.
Applejack: *Flies plane out of hangar*
Nazis: *Trying to shoot plane* To hell with her. She's too far away to shoot down.
Nazi on Loudspeaker* All units, the intruder has escaped. Get और guards in the hangar.
Sean: Good luck Dashie, and good luck Applejack.

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing द्वारा front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are आप da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No और than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands plane*
Twilight: *Shoots rocket*
Applejack: *Jumps out of plane*

Luckily, the explosion did not hurt Applejack.

Applejack: Twilight, put that thing down now.
Twilight: *Puts down rocket launcher* Dafuq do आप want?
Applejack: To help you.
Twilight: How?
Applejack: I know you're a good टट्टू somewhere inside of you. Think of all the good times.
Twilight: That was then, this is now. You're a fucking asshole, and so are all your friends.
Applejack: Twilight, why are आप अभिनय like this?
Twilight: Because you've been getting और attention then me.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Arrives*
Applejack: That's not true. We've gone through a lot together, and we can still be friends.
Twilight: LIAR!! You've been neglecting me for too long. *Choking बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती with magic*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Let her go.
Applejack: twilight..
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Let her go!
Twilight: *Kills Applejack* आप GOT HER TO BETRAY ME!!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप have done that yourself. You've been thinking that being a princess was very important, and then आप have been wanting nothing but attention.
Twilight: I don't need to put up with your bullshit. I see things और clearly now that I'm working with Robotnik.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: He's using you.
Twilight: No. I'm using him! Soon, I'll be in control of Nazi Forces, and take control of everything!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nazi Forces?
Twilight: Don't make me kill you. *Grabs sword*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Grabs another sword out of nowhere* I'll be और prepared this time. I'll do what it takes to defeat you.
Twilight: आप will try. *Swings sword*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Blocking attack*

While Twilight, and इंद्रधनुष Dash were fighting each other with swords, the rest of us were making our plan to destroy the Death Egg.

Sean: There's a weapon room with a lot of explosives. That shield generator however, is giving a lot of protection for this Death Egg. We need to go down there, and deactivate the shield. Then, we should be able to blow this place up.
Rarity: *Holding onto Sean's legs* Spare the spa! Destroy everything else except the spa!
Sean: What about the spa in Ponyville?
Rarity: Oh, right. I forgot about that.
Robontik: *Walking down hall*
Sean: Get back. *Hiding behind wall*
Others: *Hiding behind Sean*
Robotnik: *Hears phone ringing, and जवाब phone* Hallo?
Griffon 3: Dr? We have serious trouble down here at the facility. Send back up!
Robotnik: What is the matter?
Griffon 3: इंद्रधनुष Dash is attacking Twilight. आप need to get over here now!
Robotnik: Very well. I will come over with some extra soldiers. *Runs to his office*
Sean: Well, that oughta make things easier for us.
Pinkie Pie: We can't let them go to that facility.
Shredder: They could kill Dash, and Applejack.
Sean: You're right. Plant those bombs in here now. Even with the shield, it should still explode as long as the attack is within inside here. The shield only protects any attack from outside.

So we were planting bombs in the Death Egg. We also had to make sure no one got outside.

We planted the bombs, but Robotnik, and several of his soldiers were about to leave.

Sean: *Grabs chaos emerald* Let's get out of here.
Others: *Gather around*
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and his फ्रेंड्स out of the Death Egg*
Shredder: Let's blow that place up now.
Sean: *Pushes button on remote*

The Death Egg exploded before Robotnik, या anyone else could get out.

Caramel: Oh yeah!
Shredder: That was an awesome explosion.
Rarity: Too bad the spa was destroyed.
Sean: Again, there's another one in Ponyville. Let it go already.

Meanwhile, near the facility.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Blocking Twilight's attack*
Twilight: *Continues to झूला, स्विंग sword*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Ducks, and hits Twilight's wing*
Twilight: *Steps back*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *standing her ground*
Twilight: Man, आप don't give up, do you?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nope.
Twilight: *Runs out of building*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Follows Twilight*

The two mares were running towards a river of lava.

Twilight: *Heals wing with magic*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Swings sword towards Twilight*
Twilight: *Blocks attack*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Flies above lava river*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Flying above lava*
Twilight: *Sees lava boat*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Swings sword at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit द्वारा sword, and lands on boat*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Lands in front of Twilight*
Twilight: Just stop before I cut your hoof off again.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Never. I'm gonna win!

Fight song: link

Twilight: *Swings sword*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Blocking attack*
Twilight: *Continues trying to attack इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Blocking attacks*
Twilight: Man, let me kill you!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Starts to attack*
Twilight: *Blocking attacks*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Swings sword*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Jumps, and lands on other lava boat*
Twilight: आप pussy.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I'm not a pussy.
Twilight: *Gets to edge of boat*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Gets to edge of her boat*
Twilight: *Swinging sword*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Blocking attacks*

Soon, they both swung their swords at each other, but dropped them. They fell on the ground of their boats.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Punches Twilight*
Twilight: *Punches इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *grabs sword*
Twilight: *Punches sword, and cuts herself* AAH!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Swings sword*
Twilight: *Avoids sword, and grabs her own sword*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Cutting hole in Twilight's boat*
Twilight: *Feels नाव sinking, and jumps onto इंद्रधनुष Dash's boat*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Nearly falls off*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Steps on Twilight, and lands flies across lava onto solid ground*
Twilight: *Climbs back up boat, and sees इंद्रधनुष Dash* आप can't win this इंद्रधनुष Dash!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Watch me use my impressive powers to defeat you.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Don't do it.
Twilight: Watch me! *Flies towards इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Cuts off Twilight's front legs*

Stop the current song, and play this one: link

Twilight: *Lands on ground near lava*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Panting*
Twilight: *Looks up at इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It didn't have to go this way. आप could have surrendered!
Twilight: Grr, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Upset* WE WERE SISTERS TWILIGHT! I LOVED YOU!
Twilight: *Going towards lava* Ugh!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Staring at Twilight*

Soon, Twilight's back legs caught on आग from the lava.

Twilight: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It serves आप right. *Walks away*
Twilight: *Burning to death*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Turns into alicorn* Now, I have to go back to my friends. But first, I need to help somepony. *Flies to Applejack*
Twilight: *Continues burning* AAAAARGH!!

It was the end of Twilight Sparkle's terror to everypony in Equestria. After being defeated, her horn went to इंद्रधनुष Dash, turning the pegasus into an alicorn.

All of the Nazis, and Dr. Robotnik have been defeated. The war was over, and we could finally relax.

इंद्रधनुष Dash went to where बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती was killed.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: AJ?
Applejack: *Dead*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Using magic to bring बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती back to life* Come on. Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* What happened?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Twilight's dead. We have to go now. *Teleports herself, and बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती towards Sean*
Shredder: Dash! You're alright.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Of course I'm alright.
Sean: How did आप do?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It wasn't easy, but I defeated Twilight.
Sean: *Sees इंद्रधनुष Dash's horn* So you're an alicorn now, huh?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah. I won't make the same mistake Twilight did. I प्यार all of आप guys, आप mean so much to me. I don't want anything bad happening to you.
Sean: We'll help आप with whatever आप want us to help आप with.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Thank you. We need to get back to Ponyville, now.
Sean: Leave it to me. *Using chaos emerald* Chaos.. Control! *Teleports everyone to Ponyville*
Ponies: *Cheering* We won!!
Sean: We did win. So now what Princess इंद्रधनुष Dash?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Now, I think after our victory, we deserve-
Pinkie Pie: A PARTY!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप read my mind.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Discord: *Sees destroyed Death Egg* Oh no. Why has this happened? Am I the only one in Robotnik's Army that's alive? Well, actually, I'm not really in his army, but still!
Griffons: *arrive* We've been defeated. Twilight Sparkle will not be pleased.
Changeling 46: Twilight is dead. I saw her getting burned द्वारा lava.
Discord: Where?
Changeling 46: I can take her to you. Come on, follow me.
टट्टू Alliance Soldiers: *Arrive* Stop right there! Put your hooves in the air, या we will kill you!

Song: link

While the party in Ponyville was being set up, टट्टू Alliance Soldiers in The Griffon Kingdom were arresting the remaining soldiers in Nazi Forces.

Twilight Sparkle was buried six feet under ground near the lava river where she burned to death.

Discord, and other soldiers in Nazi Forces were arrested, and would remain there for the rest of their life.

The टट्टू Alliance became a global army to protect any part of Equestria, and are trusted very much द्वारा इंद्रधनुष Dash.

Now, I have my own house, near Fluttershy's cottage. I built it myself, and I have a प्लेस्टेशन 4, and a really huge model trainset.

Anyway, let's stop playing some sad music, and see what the party is like in Ponyville

Music: link

Shredder, Colin, and Ian: *Singing song*
Colin: *Playing piano*
Ian: *Playing drums with Nazi helmets*
Pinkie Pie: *Putting cake on table*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Dancing with Sean*
Ponies: *Drag racing*
Rarity: *Drinking punch*
Colts: *Drawing chalk on sidewalk*
Fillies: *Jumping rope*
Stallions: *Playing baseball*
Other Ponies: *Relaxing in pool*

We were having a good time. No और war, और relaxing, and that was the way we like it.

The End

Starring

the good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Colin
Ian
इंद्रधनुष Dash
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Applejack
Fluttershy
Bonbon
Caramel
Princess Celestia
Big Macintosh
The टट्टू Alliance

The Bad Guys/Nazis

Twilight Sparkle
Dr. Robotnik
Griffons
Changelings
Discord

संगीत used in order of apperance

तारा, स्टार Wars Theme Song - John Williams
Bomben Auf Engeland - Nazis
Darth Vader theme - तारा, स्टार Wars Battlefront 2
The Immolation Scene - Revenge Of The Sith
Padme's Funeral - Revenge Of The Sith
I Wonder Why - Dion & The Belmonts

This is the last of Hedgehog In Ponyville

I have made eleven H.I.P fanfictions, starting from हैलोवीन of 2012.

The End
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#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!


#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!


#3:
The Major: Ah, if...
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#1: ऐमिनैम - KIM:
There's a certain part of ऐमिनैम that most would call me the same as.
Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself.
But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming.
Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). ऐमिनैम is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..

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It started with my 3 साल old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The अगला evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once और द्वारा his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a camcorder, कैमकॉर्डर in his room, in order...
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#1:
MAN: Young man? आप trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else आप gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, आप know, but--that's for online--but, what are आप out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.


#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do आप not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!


#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...
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"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do आप know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? आप got off the नाव and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....
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#1:
Why is canada a सुरक्षित country?
"Cause the mighty king बत्तख, हंस gives us खाना to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my कछुआ, कछुए against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"


#3:
हैलोवीन falls on a Friday the 13th this साल for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"


#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"


#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"


#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"


#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"


#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer सवालों such as THIS one"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


Can आप get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"


Why are शिशु ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."


Is is normal to be in प्यार with your dog?
"... आप need help"...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for प्यार and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted द्वारा Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...
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#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give आप insight -- I'll दिखाना आप what your guts look like.


#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 और सेकंड्स your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard चुरा लिया our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
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#1: ROB WIETHOFF:
best known for his role as voice actor and motion capture artist of John Marston in the 2010 video game Red Dead Redemption.
Rob Wietoff Nominated 2 या 5 times for performance. And honestly I'll be pissed he HADN'T been.
The voice is everything.
And Rob's voice really makes John's sarcastic, ill tempered, murderious personality a true delight..


#2: MICHAEL HOLLICK:
an American actor, voice actor, singer and musician who has appeared in टेलीविज़न shows such as Sex and the City and Law & Order.
In the game world he is famish for being NIKO BELLIC. And was nominated several...
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#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!


#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!


#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!


#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. आप know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.


#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!


#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!


#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!


#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...
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posted by Canada24
THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. आप 'deserved' something और special.. Don't आप feel honored, love?
Twilight: आप MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No और Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE आप have a family!...
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#1:
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"


#2:
Guy: What आप doing with it anyway?
Christian: आप know. It's probably one of those things आप SHOULDN'T ask about.


#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!


#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"


#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..


#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"


#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"


#8:
Jimmy: Why are आप holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.


#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"


#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"
#1: DUALITY:
I push my fingers into my...
EYYYYYES!!
It's the only thing! That slowly stops the ACHHHE!
But it's made of all! The things I have to TAAAKE!!
Jesus, it never ends!! it works it's way inSIDDDDE!
If the pain goes on!
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!



#2: SLUFUR:
Staaaaaay!!
you don't always know where आप stand!
Till आप know that आप won't run awaaaay!
There's something inside me that feels!
Like breathing in sulfurrrrrrr!



#3: PSYCHOSOCIAL:
And the rain will kill us all!
Throw ourselves against the wall!
But no one else can see!
The preservation of the martyr in me!

PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!...
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Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were दिया powerful यूनिकॉर्न to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but आप can't just harvest...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked द्वारा me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no और than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic about...
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Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are आप sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. आप must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are आप any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.....
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#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...











#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to प्यार about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..


#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so लोकप्रिय on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..



#2: SMOSH:
I प्यार these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid यूट्यूब stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has और than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...
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posted by Canada24
Everybody who touched या held the diamonds besides Niko, Luis, Tony, Jerry Kapowitz and GTA Online Protagonist have been killed. Ironically, Jerry Kapowitz was not involved with them in any way, and never even knew of their existence, but was eventually the one to have them for himself.

Sometime before the events of the Grand Theft Auto IV saga, The Cook had stolen the diamonds from रे Bulgarin. He then smuggles the diamonds द्वारा hiding them in cake batter, and brings them into Liberty City inside the Platypus, which is also bringing in Niko Bellic.

Eventually, Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince, his boyfriend...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked द्वारा all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most प्रशंसकों label Iron Will as a...
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